guys he’s fine
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guys he’s fine
when her tv is on hdmi2 and there’s nothing plugged in
it looks like he’s wearing a mask of himself
fuck lmao
party in the front shoot you in the back
poor chuck lmao but yeah
just absolute wild decisions were made here
i think he just sucks tbh
he’s probably used to seeing things in white hoods so had to be something else
mfer looking like he crawled out of sid’s backyard in toy story wtf. did he use an eyelash curler for this?
you’ve got a friend in me melting steel beams
average korn fan behavior tbh
can’t do anything fun after 9/11
i can’t let go of the hope
was really hoping it was joever 😔
gonna get so many treats
we’re going to get the death of a sitting president before we get gta 6
as long as it’s still in your system when everyone does it, it counts
i’m already in there anyway so ezpz
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen... - lol just fun to think about
code red - 9/11 star spangled splash - f scott key bridge collapse pitch black - crowdstrike incident etc etc
😍😍😍😍😍
every time mountain dew releases a new flavor there is a major news event associated with it. hoping baja midnight brings us good tidings
les mis and 11 quarter pounders with cheese sounds like a lovely evening
😮
the electric one took two minutes lol. i can’t find my other pump but i had two deflated footballs. what an experiment and eventful friday
oh those little ass ones aren’t the best but even with that maybe a couple minutes per. i’m about to go upstairs and test this for science
what kinda pump are we dealing with
gdit lmfao
big beautiful casket
the only thing that could be better than shit poster’s christmas in 13 days is if it happens
real
real
this is the kid from stranger things
i hate it here
jarvis increase my blood alcohol content by 100% and locate my car keys
i think we’re reading the same article
6 Tips to Reduce Scream Time
you’re telling me this is an ad for dicks?
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no new pictures - where are you mentally?
maybe it was supersize me i can’t keep them straight
this is already well documented in the human centipede
surely only a secret maintained among the top executives chefs of the world
this is one of the things that plays while on hold when calling 988
i guarantee i would laugh bc real
BLTs so fucking good what’s in these things
frank do be danglin
and even though we were forced to listen, we didn’t really hear 😔 😔
i think so
i didn’t know that imagine dragon song was about shrimps
posting this all over san antonio brb
largely bc of the waste of resources that golf courses take. people don’t have clean drinking water but golf courses are kept up and maintained. a lot of the time it’s ripping out plants and stuff that bees would pollinate and replaced with just grass and other non native stuff, etc
slept on
at the end it probably asks you where it can mail the world’s longest receipt
bro sayin this and probably doesn’t break 90
spoken like a true luddite
wait is doesn’t?
followed! just got an account spun up bc i suck at film nowadays lol
you on letterboxd?
AMEN
“you got cups in the front and two loops in the back” i think im team bro but its a toss up
hell yes
it’s my pleasure, meghan :)
james dobson bit it 🦀 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
could be a lot worse, alecis. just throw out a ç and say it’s french
that’s your name forever now
sick shit! who the fuck you been talking to
man those scenes were so good. like yeah sure whatever she got involved whatever, but glad they got her off screen lol. always felt a little sorry for her
rip 👸 😔
they’re called little boo boos or some shit, T. people are going fucking crazy for em. me and paulie just jacked a truck loaded with em. i don’t fucking get it but i set some aside for meadow. doesn’t she like those little happy meals?
lmao this rules
omfg is she asleep??
bram stoker would be jealous of this one 12/10
talking to a hostage negotiator: what are my demands? i want 78 one dollar bills (crisp and untraceable) in a crunchwrap supreme wrapper and also a crunchwrap supreme. you have one hour
love surprises like this
wb and congrats!
love vance joy
gandalf smokin on that shire sherb cake
lol i guess it’s a real thing - www.pinterest.com/pin/62163755...
i skeet, therefore i spam
i skeet, therefore i spam
fuck. trying to remember how much they were when i quit. i think like 8-9 depending on what i was picking up and parliaments were on that list
3 bucks? in this economy? i may start smoking again
oh shit wtf lol
very fitting lmao
lmfao
lol i guess so www.pinterest.com/pin/62163755...
little rock
google naps
google naps
