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Cole Wagoner @colewagoner.bsky.social

sounds like your father skipped some important lessons

sep 6, 2025, 1:27 am • 13 0

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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

To cower even when in the right? Yeah he never taught me that one.

sep 6, 2025, 1:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Cole Wagoner @colewagoner.bsky.social

you see cower, i see protecting his family from a threat. Did you see his hands as he turned to her? She scared the shit out him.

sep 6, 2025, 1:31 am • 6 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

A threat???? Lo fucking L. Your son has no respect for you. Just know that.

sep 6, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Cole Wagoner @colewagoner.bsky.social

my kid thinks i rule. your projection is AMAZING tho

sep 6, 2025, 1:39 am • 6 0 • view
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Lauren @spectaculauren.bsky.social

Just block him, he's clearly a dick trying to be edgy

sep 6, 2025, 11:53 am • 1 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

Haha that's what all good dads say "my kid likes mee guys I promise"

sep 6, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Nemo. @sirnemo.bsky.social

Bit of a prick, aren't you? We get it: School of Hard Knocks valedictorian, very douchey.

sep 6, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

Any other hot fresh lines you cliché slinging bucket of jizz

sep 6, 2025, 1:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Cole Wagoner @colewagoner.bsky.social

man, your dad was worse than i thought

sep 6, 2025, 1:40 am • 5 0 • view
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Nemo. @sirnemo.bsky.social

There's probably a story involving a family court judge, probably a long, incredibly stupid one, too.

sep 6, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Jay @j37hr0.bsky.social

I'm too far downthread for this joke to be seen, but i think we found a date for zack hample

sep 6, 2025, 1:53 am • 3 0 • view
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Cole Wagoner @colewagoner.bsky.social

lmaoooo

sep 6, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

Your kid and his friend when he talks about his sad soggy dad

sep 6, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Kent Brockman @kentbrockman.bsky.social

I would have not handed the ball to her unless my wife or son wanted me to. I would have definitely been screaming at her

sep 6, 2025, 1:32 am • 1 0 • view
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alex @dude.computer

guy posting from a simpsons character account: i would totally be a huge badass in that situation, trust

sep 6, 2025, 1:36 am • 9 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

He's my friend in real life. I actually have those.

sep 6, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Cole Wagoner @colewagoner.bsky.social

that's back to back ad hominem attacks. so much projection here lol

sep 6, 2025, 1:38 am • 3 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

You still? Fuck there's a few chapters left in "How to be a milquetoast dad that my kid will stop talking to at 18"

sep 6, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Cole Wagoner @colewagoner.bsky.social

well, i mean, you are replying to me. more projection!

sep 6, 2025, 1:41 am • 5 0 • view
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Miscelena 🌳🧬 @miscelena.bsky.social

Yes, there's a dozen lessons here, the main one being 'Pick your fucking battles', but backed up quickly with 'Karma takes care of shitty people; let them have it', 'Competition is for sport', 'When they go low, we go high', etc. Zero need to expend any energy fighting with this horrible stranger.

sep 6, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Miscelena 🌳🧬 @miscelena.bsky.social

Toward the same end: block and carry on. 😉

sep 6, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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alex @dude.computer

that has nothing to do with what i said, but i'm happy for you

sep 6, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

Yeah it actually does. But you might have go beyond just saying what you see. Darn

sep 6, 2025, 1:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Kent Brockman @kentbrockman.bsky.social

nice fuckin urinals hat

sep 6, 2025, 1:44 am • 0 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

He his hair and beard promise a personality he couldn't possibly deliver

sep 6, 2025, 1:45 am • 1 0 • view
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alex @dude.computer

just two bros talking about how hot i am, thank you guys 😘

sep 6, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

Just pretend we're girls. Little fantasy camp for you on a lonely Friday night

sep 6, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
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alex @dude.computer

you are very strange

sep 6, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

Yeah I'm a bad dad Kent

sep 6, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Cole Wagoner @colewagoner.bsky.social

I didnt say you were. I said your Dad was. To be clear. byeeee

sep 6, 2025, 1:34 am • 3 0 • view
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y - @flagdirt * @flagdirt.bsky.social

Go ahead and block now beta daddy

sep 6, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view