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Cole Wagoner

@colewagoner.bsky.social

Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks. PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.

created June 16, 2023

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Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

I get that feeling, but i think there's a biggg difference in weight loss and being fit.

2/9/2025, 12:57:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

he might have a decade left

2/9/2025, 12:54:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Hoover fella would make a terrible vacuum because he doesn't suck

2/9/2025, 12:53:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

hell yea

2/9/2025, 12:52:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

WE NATTY CORE

2/9/2025, 12:47:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god I didn’t know what that was. I’d still wanna see them though NGL NGL

2/9/2025, 12:21:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂

2/9/2025, 12:20:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s. Go.

2/9/2025, 12:20:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg yes

1/9/2025, 11:32:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

quite literally two of my favorite things

1/9/2025, 11:26:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

THANK YOU ANNA

1/9/2025, 11:24:05 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh it’s not a bit at all lol.

1/9/2025, 11:07:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

look at these nerds in /r/bbq

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1/9/2025, 11:03:00 PM | 52 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm like an instagram boyfriend but a dad of a kid who loves making dinosaur media

1/9/2025, 10:38:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

Post a random picture of else everything will go bad in September

1/9/2025, 10:37:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

ohhh that looks good

1/9/2025, 8:02:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ACARS Drama (@acarsdrama.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

VDLM2 Message From: N729YX / YX3663 Message: CHAT IS THIS REAL Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N729YX Area: New York City, NY, USA #acars #vdlm2 #N729YX #YX3663

1/9/2025, 6:10:03 PM | 8 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

my bad

1/9/2025, 7:41:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

"see, i dont got any of that weird shit like Ryan Day"

1/9/2025, 7:39:56 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

it me, fellow sports understander and former player

1/9/2025, 7:31:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

whom amongst us

1/9/2025, 7:29:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I gotta admit, it's pretty cool being one of the first 100k users of a website that's known for this

1/9/2025, 7:28:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

gimme all of the forced meat tubes

1/9/2025, 7:25:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

yeaaaaa did a pack of conecuh saturday night while camping. so good.

1/9/2025, 7:18:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

sir, there's been a second shitting

1/9/2025, 7:16:29 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

ugh, I was waxing poetic about North Beach to a coworker last week. First neighborhood that made me fall in love with the city. Go get a slice at Tony's :)

1/9/2025, 7:15:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

i finished and i have no idea why. SO bad.

1/9/2025, 6:49:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

This Yogurt Shop Murders HBO doc is the worst true crime doc I’ve ever seen

1/9/2025, 6:21:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reposted

I hadn’t seen this and I frankly love it

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1/9/2025, 4:30:23 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

Chrome extension that overrides video speed control 💯💯💯💯 living that 1.3x life (where applicable)

1/9/2025, 6:08:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hadn’t seen this and I frankly love it

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1/9/2025, 4:30:23 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted

happy labor day

john mulaney: the creepiest days are when you don't hear from the horse at all.
1/9/2025, 3:09:48 PM | 4873 804 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

Umpiring baseball and softball. I was 13. $8 a game for plate, $6 a game for field.

1/9/2025, 3:23:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

i swear, god forbid I ever have to again, but i'd crush it dating lol

1/9/2025, 3:14:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

haha exactlyyyy

1/9/2025, 3:13:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

lol it was the best feeling. and then we ended up with Baby Kirbsaban

1/9/2025, 3:03:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of my pilot friends mock the vision jet haha. Baby jet, blah blah. I would think about the Citation Mustang over it. i like the PC24, but not the avionics they use. Gimme Garmin.

1/9/2025, 3:03:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

I like the vision jet! It seems super safe and SO easy to fly.

1/9/2025, 3:00:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

been hearing this my whole life folks

1/9/2025, 2:58:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

yall dont have a pill for that?

1/9/2025, 2:57:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, his dream job at Alabama might be...

1/9/2025, 2:54:47 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

It’s okay Mario Cristobal has four minutes two timeouts and a dream

1/9/2025, 2:53:36 AM | 388 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yabbs (@yabbbs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

probably not because it's Miami.

1/9/2025, 2:53:08 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yabbs (@yabbbs.bsky.social) reposted

But did they score too fast.

1/9/2025, 2:52:54 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

noo def not. yea, thats a little funny

1/9/2025, 2:53:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

Marioooooo

1/9/2025, 2:51:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

NO DMS!!!11!

1/9/2025, 2:48:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

i love vodka and coke lol

1/9/2025, 2:48:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

thats all it will be after taxes, am i right?!

1/9/2025, 2:40:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

planes I can't fly

1/9/2025, 2:38:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

Gonna make the U collapse even funnier now

1/9/2025, 2:29:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

wowwwwwww

1/9/2025, 2:28:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

Sup, Ms Carr?

1/9/2025, 2:19:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhhh I haven’t. That looks cool. Jett is into combat stuff like that but DCS is sooooo much.

1/9/2025, 12:44:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture No Context College Football (@nocontextcfb.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 12:16:42 AM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

Lmao Mario

1/9/2025, 12:10:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

This is absolutely horrific. Can’t imagine a scarier general aviation incident, short of a fully engulfed cockpit in flames. youtu.be/mIturnPM-fc?...

31/8/2025, 9:04:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

was it that youtube video the Japanese kicker at Hawaii watched?

31/8/2025, 8:54:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

yea, i feel like something clicked in the last two years.

31/8/2025, 8:50:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

11-10 final is in play. So is a 12-11 final. NOT gonna rule out a 13-12 final.

31/8/2025, 8:49:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

i love tradition

31/8/2025, 8:30:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

That wasn't even a particularily tough call imo. The ball clearly moved.

31/8/2025, 8:30:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:27:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no catch

31/8/2025, 8:25:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

It's weird we had a president named Zach

31/8/2025, 8:20:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg (@gregorybrand.com) reposted reply parent

Go blue! Also I did a double take because I’m like 95% sure we were seat mates last night (sorry wasn’t trying to capture the face he was making at that particular moment)

Selfie of a guy and his son in Michigan stadium, a couple is taking a picture next to them.
31/8/2025, 4:28:48 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Becky_MI (@becky-mi.bsky.social) reposted

What are the odds?!? 🤣🤣

31/8/2025, 8:14:39 PM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

arp arp arp!

31/8/2025, 8:13:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

as someone who has filmed many cooking videos, you go where the light is lol. so dumb sometimes

31/8/2025, 8:07:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

lol whoops

31/8/2025, 8:07:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

I watched that Cal QB last night and whoooo boy can't wait until he transfers to Oregon. Dude was smooth.

31/8/2025, 8:04:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea she gets it lol

31/8/2025, 7:58:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely not a sex worker in the car

31/8/2025, 7:53:18 PM | 1759 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh 100000%

31/8/2025, 7:52:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

Go off queen

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31/8/2025, 7:50:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

damn your plane is huge

31/8/2025, 7:45:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea, we know. "Failed parenting that he is up there in the first place" is a statement you made.

31/8/2025, 7:44:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, you know everything! This was absolutely a parent failure and no other alternative should be considered, Sue.

31/8/2025, 7:42:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

same. not as savage as my wife's old facebook delete method though. She'd look at which birthdays it was prompting her to, and she'd delete any stragglers then

31/8/2025, 7:41:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

that's such a pathetic take. Kids are curious, kids are adventurous. Turn your back for a second for any number of reasons and boom, it can happen. You are cruel and lack empathy.

31/8/2025, 7:38:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

i heard we're hollering about some cocks?

31/8/2025, 7:24:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

i was *blown away* when I started getting to know people from AL and saw all their kid's pics wearing this stuff....never in my life lol

31/8/2025, 6:56:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

"we gotta design a shoe that reflects our head coaches 9-5 record"

31/8/2025, 6:33:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow what are the odds my drag name is also on the menu

31/8/2025, 6:30:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted

La Décapitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430

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30/8/2025, 9:42:46 PM | 2259 467 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social)

Bluesky — fix your photos. It’s appalling.

31/8/2025, 2:32:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

I think so! Minus my “dad” moments trying to keep the tent clear of bugs and dirt lol

31/8/2025, 2:32:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Dad’s are smart

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31/8/2025, 2:28:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can go ahead and cite me as the man who piles the most delicious fried potatoes into a ring of Conecuh. I won’t mind.

31/8/2025, 2:20:07 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morning beach time. Kids are dumb.

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31/8/2025, 2:17:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Camp dinner night two. Mixed live fire grill. Conecuh sausage, pork loin, crispy Yukon golds, and sautéed mushrooms 💯💯

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31/8/2025, 3:06:18 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

This is our first time! So excited

31/8/2025, 1:21:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got a camping partner for the night 💯

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31/8/2025, 1:04:30 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a school back in mid 2010’s that had a legendary coach named Nick Saban. They had a pretty good run but have since fallen off a bit.

31/8/2025, 1:03:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did yall see Alabama lost

31/8/2025, 1:00:17 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

You hate to see it

30/8/2025, 10:15:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel D. Anderson (@joelanderson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’m man enough to admit that Castellanos had a point

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30/8/2025, 9:50:39 PM | 259 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bama?!??

30/8/2025, 10:01:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Specter177✈️ (@specter177.bsky.social) reposted

It begins.

30/8/2025, 8:35:37 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cole Wagoner (@colewagoner.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, everyone looks SHARP

30/8/2025, 8:26:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view