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ceej @ceej.online

instead of the VP, the tie breaker vote in the senate should be cast by a private citizen picked at random. let linda from michigan accept some life-changing bribe money for a change

jul 1, 2025, 9:10 pm • 818 87

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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info

going to a diner in a small midwestern town to break the filibuster

jul 1, 2025, 9:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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James Gael @jamesgael.bsky.social

Simultaneously a great joke and a worthwhile idea.

jul 2, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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🎃timrivard @timrivard.bsky.social

yeah if someone is going to sell us all out let it be someone who actually needs the payoff

jul 1, 2025, 9:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jay Forstner @jayforstner.bsky.social

I’m from Michigan. Linda is super nice! But Monday’s her euchre night.

jul 2, 2025, 2:00 am • 3 0 • view
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words @words.bsky.social

choose the entire senate randomly

jul 2, 2025, 1:46 am • 7 0 • view
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social

probabilistically impossible that it would be worse than what we have now

jul 2, 2025, 3:15 am • 3 0 • view
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Mickey Flykick @mickeyflykick.bsky.social

Life would be a lot more interesting if governments were picked like Jury Duty. “Ah fuck I’ve gotta go be foreign affairs minister for 3 weeks”

jul 1, 2025, 11:06 pm • 17 1 • view
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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social

I've been proposing a rotating 5 month presidency, chosen at random from voting citizens who have successfully sat through a civil trial as a member of a jury. The winner gets an all-expenses paid residency at the White House for those 5 months.

jul 1, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social

At the end of those 5 months, the next randomly selected winner can veto any legislation approved by the incumbent, but is subject to exactly the same rule by their successor. At the end of their term, they are given a special medallion and are stricken from the voting register.

jul 1, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Propens @propensity001.bsky.social

I propose a headgear lottery, to help sort this out -- based on the cap(s) you tend to wear, as indexed on a Master List, then randomized across the thusly-attired demographic cohort

jul 2, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Caligula Capital Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social

Linda more trustworthy by farrrrr

jul 1, 2025, 9:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kygosi @kygosi.bsky.social

But which Linda is it? Which one do we bribe? It’s like terminator, basically.

jul 1, 2025, 9:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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Paws2Garden🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @compostedroses.bsky.social

Yeah..JD looked wildly unprepared and stupid.

jul 1, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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danomensigil.bsky.social @danomensigil.bsky.social

It could also be someone from another democratic in good standing country looking at ours from an outside point of view.

jul 2, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alice Campos @ok-sure.bsky.social

Democracy by lottery, I’m all for it. Let’s fill every position this way

jul 1, 2025, 9:11 pm • 18 0 • view
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Alice Campos @ok-sure.bsky.social

Could NOT BE WORSE than whatever the hell this is that we’re doing now

jul 1, 2025, 9:12 pm • 13 0 • view
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Tommy Martino @tmrtno.bsky.social

It's actually a pretty ancient idea! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sortition

jul 2, 2025, 2:15 am • 6 0 • view
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Alice Campos @ok-sure.bsky.social

Love it! They actually do this currently in Pueblo cultures in New Mexico and it seems to work just fine for them

jul 2, 2025, 2:31 am • 4 0 • view
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Squillium @squillium.bsky.social

Every major policy should have a popular vote after congress has fiddled with it

jul 2, 2025, 12:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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some guy @bryanische.bsky.social

Honestly.. great idea, but it’s something blind or jury duty esque.

jul 2, 2025, 3:53 am • 2 0 • view
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Gary, former amature mind reader @docpsych.bsky.social

👍

jul 1, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vivek @vivekr.bsky.social

(Trump voice) We’re calling it Clarence Thomas for a day

jul 1, 2025, 9:13 pm • 8 0 • view