One bug didn’t really sell it.

"it's says HELLMANS and I got DUKES" sounds like a citizen complaint on parks n rec

I used work a brunch place and had an old lady just unload on me because we had Hunt's ketchup instead of Heinz.

Or a 911 call on reno 911

Fucking criminal

Told me the owners were cheaping out, I said something like "you don't know the half of it"

"I went to Carl's Jr and asked for HELLMANS and got BEST FOODS"

Dukes is a step up!

I would throw hands since Duke’s is clearly and obviously superior.

I mean broadly yes but also why would anyone, ever, be upset about them giving you a better version of the same thing

Having trouble, here: is this person applying a mayo-type condiment as one would hot sauce?

The waiter pours me a small sample of the mayo. I sip, eyes closed, and then curtly nod in approval. The waiter tops off my mayo.

gigantic coachman storming into the kitchen YALL BETTER HAVE REAL HELLMANS WHEN I GET THERE

(gordon sips the mayo) Oh dear. Oh dear me

tasting the mayo in front of the waiter like the espresso scene in mulholland drive www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVI-...

this kit can make for a serviceable chili dog

My god, this guy invented the depression burrito. This will bring solace to shut-ins across the metro west area.

I’m glad to see idiotic statements like “don’t sleep on this” are nationwide. Run, don’t walk to this bullshit.

👋 season til ya sneezin, ceej

Let’s circle back on the customization potential and put a pin I’m it.

Mfer said “put a pin I’m it”

That right there is a depression meal.

Gotta let the world know you can totally just like, put meat and cheese in a tortilla.

When I lived in Ohio, the Skyline Chili place would do this - strain all the juice off so it wasn't runny, pile on that finely shredded coney cheese, and then wrap it up in a tortilla and foil - and sell it for $0.99. Wasn't on the menu but you ask for a "chilito" and they knew what to make.

It was, and probably still is, a vile thing, but it kept me alive and was just as valid as terrible ramen or like, White Castle sliders.

This was a regular fixture of Taco Bell’s menu throughout the 90s and early 2000s. And I’m not gonna lie I make them myself from time to time but under no circumstances would I feel the need to post a picture of it online and tell people not to sleep on them

everyone is rightfully dragging it but, would. at least 5-10 at once

Making and eating this is one thing. Posting about it online like you invented something is insane.

“Are the foodies in the room with us?”

it brings me no pleasure to say: would

slop eating hogs

nah this is a hate group

Stepping out of your tent at Burning Man into a pile of this

Rate my dump cake

Not sure about the cake part

footie scran: beyond

more like bottom of the foot scran

Mmmm, I love pecan pie

Extra brown, chunky, lukewarm 😋😋

this looks like someone made a pie but then it shrunk in the wash

I've seen this one before

Would

actually it looks like it might be some kind of casserole??? like green bean casserole?

oatmeal poo-kie

i didn't think eau claire had mountains

now i gotta make a fall minestrone.

[Mr Burns] dhyoo, FOCUS!

Looks like it’s actively trying to escape from the plate!

Looks like someone lost their lunch in the last pic 🤷‍♂️

Ominous

“I am sure it was delicious” is very generous of you in the alt text

Dude, every time you reply to this post I get hit with the bloodless gore image

you’re gonna wanna mute this thread

Something something careful with those caseins when you scramble eggs.

Who doesn’t love a big bowl of extra wet eggs?

Having a real hard time with this thread. Upsetting.

I do kind of enjoy seeing a description and a picture of food crime and trying to figure out whether it's a good recipe and bad photography job or an irredeemable mess top to bottom.

I can smell this image.

quiche gone wrong gone sexual

I honestly can't identify what ingredients this...Egg Porridge(?) is made of.

It's probably because I am so used to making good food and it is my fault.

first one you’ve posted I’d eat

You would eat the vomit slop?

out of all those things? yeah

this looks exactly like what I threw up on Friday night

I was going to guess “fried rice crème brûlée”

In all fairness, that looks like any number of really delicious things I have eaten when shitfaced drunk

Fazoli’s and Isles.

I’m always asking this

Hey man how'd that oatmeal come out? I doofed it bad

Ahh, forbidden egg foo young.

sweet 😀 gas station toilets now? of course, in the uk they are petrol stations

pretty sure Json got this delivered earlier

Is this the dried out lung of a 3000 year old mummy?

wtf is wrong with wisconsinites

brown and upside down 😮‍💨

Egg foo yung?

What the fuck

I want to unfollow you for this so bad but you’re so funny

I get it

That’s insane I love it

Sweet Jesus

Those people deserve death

Do we consider Sheetz cuisine "gas station food" with the same level of contempt

We truly are a country of hogs.

Kwik Trip chicken especially the tenders. delicious

Solidarity to this worker

Thank you for cropping out the food

I have died

It's always a surprise to me that people can go to the grocery store and buy garbage. Like you are in the store that has non garbage stuff. It is in the same building.

Do your neighbors live on hell?

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“Looking for a quick way to give yourself 2 day diarrhea? Don’t sleep on this”

Onions OR hot sauce?? Woah, slow down there buddy.

That last one is real r/poopfromabutt territory

Season til your sneezin

“look man i dont need to know your kinks”

the only thing i ever actually liked at taco bell was the chili burrito

They’ve been dead to me since they got rid of the chili cheese burrito and the Meximelt.

Top tier.

INSANELY funny to think you invented one of the most primordial stoned bachelor slop meals

This last one is clearly a bit … right?

I mean, I do this with canned refried beans and shredded cheese sometimes, heated of course. Or cold with deli meat and mustard and sliced cheese. Girl lunch or whatever we were calling it during the pandemic. Easy grazing for a five minute WFH break.

"I feel ashamed of my comfort food and I need validation"

"Season til your sneezin"

They invented the burrito!

Nothing wrong with a poverty burrito

your point??? keep my goat beans and cheese's name out of your whore mouth

Tbh I'm happy for her.

cant wait to shit this one out

figuring out a way to fuck up a beef & bean burrito is almost impressive

Bachelor Chow.

These restaurant food posts. Are you Neil Hamburger?

How appropriate the mayo comes from Hell[man's]! Sometimes, snark writes itself, don’t ya think?

good lord

having little fruit flies in the open liquor bottles is more common than you think

ah I see, shrimp cocktail

"comped more than half our meal" my brother, you have paid actual money for the several bugs drink?

several bugs in your drink is a feature not a bug

I'll let the first couple of bugs slide, but SEVERAL?

"Went to applebees" brother WHY

Meal of surrender...

“Foodies”