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ceej @ceej.online

cheese and crackers is so goated. humanity snapped when we invented cheese and crackers

aug 11, 2025, 2:48 am • 810 63

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One Frog Here @onefroghere.bsky.social

Munchies ???

aug 12, 2025, 4:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Dylan “They couldn’t stop Dylanpalooza” Sanchez @captain-ventris.itch.io

Wallace and Gromit have always been right

aug 11, 2025, 2:52 am • 8 0 • view
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Jon Russell @watchreader.bsky.social

Seriously what were they cooking when they came up with that one? Nothing, they had cheese and crackers.

aug 11, 2025, 3:19 am • 2 0 • view
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social

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aug 11, 2025, 3:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Kyle Emerson Williams For Senate (R-CO) @kwullums.bsky.social

This song but the chorus replaced with "tortillas and cheese" youtu.be/IWrYNcv7fPk?...

aug 11, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
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W.C.P. @wcpetree.bsky.social

Short glass of cold milk, if you're tolerant...or that's my play.

aug 11, 2025, 5:56 am • 0 0 • view
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mrar00.bsky.social @mrar00.bsky.social

I’ve been saying this for years.

aug 11, 2025, 3:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Remy @imremy.fyi

Sometimes that’s dinner

aug 11, 2025, 3:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social

I am so very disappointed that Stoned Wheat Thins are no longer in production. Good all by themselves, very customizable, sturdy. The comfort cracker of my youth. #cheeseandcrackers

aug 11, 2025, 3:11 am • 5 0 • view
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social

To be fair, cheese and bread had to walk before cheese and crackers could run. All hail the Ploughman's Lunch, for you have nourished us so.

aug 11, 2025, 3:20 am • 11 0 • view
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Dean Booth 🦆🐇 @deanbooth.bsky.social

Memory is odd, but… In the movie Where Eagles Dare, a Nazi officer enters a conference room where the Americans are hiding. There’s a sigh of relief when the officer is revealed to be Clint Eastwood when he says "Cheese and crackers, you guys?" (It’s funny in context and if you are 15.)

aug 11, 2025, 4:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Crashtestcadaver @crashtestcadavers.bsky.social

aug 12, 2025, 2:59 am • 1 0 • view
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@citizen1 @citizen2.bsky.social

Even better with fresh grapes. 🍇

aug 11, 2025, 2:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Adam Jackson @fantasyyeti.bsky.social

Here I am dying over broccoli and ranch.

aug 12, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
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JLP @jlp.systems

Wow I just had some tonight!

aug 11, 2025, 2:54 am • 12 0 • view
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social

Cheers brothers

Cheese and crackers
aug 11, 2025, 2:56 am • 23 0 • view
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JLP @jlp.systems

That’s the stuff

aug 11, 2025, 2:58 am • 12 0 • view
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Talos_XLIV @talos-xliv.bsky.social

Does this include canned cheese products? I'd say something definitely snapped when this was first invented, but I'm afraid to speculate exactly what it was that snapped.

Image of a can of canned Cheez Whiz.
aug 11, 2025, 10:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Denim @denim22.bsky.social

Yes and sometimes I will put a tiny bit of jam on them and 🤯 but it is a perfect snack as is

aug 11, 2025, 3:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Trevor Risk @sunshinesucks.bsky.social

Cheese, crackers and

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aug 11, 2025, 3:32 am • 4 0 • view
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Kaitlyn the Strange @omendreamer.bsky.social

Humboldt Fog goat cheese on rosemary crackers with a bit of prosciutto and tomato if you want to be extra? GOAT

aug 11, 2025, 5:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Jackie probably @doesnotcare.lol

Add a drizzle of honey and some grapes or a cut up apple. That makes it fancy! You can call it a cheese board!!

aug 11, 2025, 3:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Jackie probably @doesnotcare.lol

(Seriously though - cheese and honey sounds weird af but it’s so good!)

aug 11, 2025, 3:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Andy @vicozandy.bsky.social

This may be controversial but... Cheese, crackers and cracked pepper chicken liver Pâté is the ultimate cracker experience.

aug 11, 2025, 5:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Jay Campbell @jaypandagramaphone.bsky.social

Damn!! Eatin minterey jack with jalapeno with regular ass saltines right now.

aug 11, 2025, 6:50 am • 0 0 • view
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indigoviolet :verified_trans:​:verifiedlesbian: @indigoviolet.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy

@ceej.online Okay, let’s try that again. “I like cheese and crackers.”

aug 11, 2025, 3:26 am • 0 0 • view
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru

nobody has ever had cheese and crackers and then said “man i wish i didn’t have those cheeses and crackers” 100% hit rate

aug 11, 2025, 3:06 am • 46 0 • view
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

(eating cheese and crackers) bangorgonzola

aug 11, 2025, 3:07 am • 8 0 • view
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy

@ceej.online I bought expensive crackers recently and I've never spent $10 worse in my life. but the only reason I did it is because I was searching to reclaim the meteoric highs of cheeses and crackers past

aug 11, 2025, 2:53 am • 2 0 • view
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yuh boi, ratmann! @ratmann.bsky.social

Its the most important thing I learned as a kid from Wallace and Grommit

aug 11, 2025, 7:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Sen @seneschaal.bsky.social

The peasant meal is basically unbeatable (bread, cheese, meats)

aug 11, 2025, 2:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.bsky.social

Ritz with feta and chorizo is my favorite thing, possibly in the world

aug 11, 2025, 7:12 am • 0 0 • view
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𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚜 𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚎 @nicolasnice.bsky.social

Whatever you do, don't eat a bunch of Triscuits and hard cheese.

aug 11, 2025, 3:06 am • 1 0 • view
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DW Hartman @dwhartman.bsky.social

My favorite snack when I was a kid. Better yet, get a jar of peanut butter, and alternate between having a cracker with cheese on it and having two crackers with peanut butter in the middle.

aug 11, 2025, 2:50 am • 7 0 • view
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social

The pinnacle of human civilisation.

aug 11, 2025, 12:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Space Man Dave @indigooffspring.bsky.social

What came first? Cheese or crackers?

aug 11, 2025, 8:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Sean_GMC @seangmc.bsky.social

come on

aug 11, 2025, 2:53 am • 8 0 • view
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Johnny K @thekernodlegroup.bsky.social

when you've got friends all living in the same apartment building/complex you can have cheese and cracker parties down by the vending machines like whenever

aug 11, 2025, 3:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Shakira (real) @toiletowner.men

I just had some crackers with some horseradish cheddar spread that’s what I’m talkin about

aug 11, 2025, 6:02 am • 0 0 • view
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social

when i am reading a book and remember cheese and crackers exists >>>

aug 11, 2025, 3:07 am • 12 0 • view
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Brian O'Loughlin 🦋🌊⚖️🍀 @brianoloughlin9.bsky.social

Easy Cheese = The fall of western civilization.

aug 12, 2025, 3:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club

I'M ALWAYS SAYING THIS

aug 11, 2025, 2:50 am • 6 0 • view
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club

aug 11, 2025, 2:50 am • 9 0 • view
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Glonzo Mourning @glonzomourning.bsky.social

man ceej have you ever heard of salami

aug 11, 2025, 2:50 am • 5 0 • view
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Jerry Lundegaard @jerry-lundegaard.bsky.social

lol

aug 11, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
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ceej @ceej.online

I’m in my braunschweiger era

aug 11, 2025, 2:51 am • 5 0 • view
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Egg @egg-yoda.bsky.social

They've got this stuff knäckebröd in Sweden. They tried to pull the wool over my eyes and tell me it's better than crackers. I nearly ICEd myself.

aug 11, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
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tangonovember.bsky.social @tangonovember.bsky.social

I go to wineries for the cheese boards, not the wine

aug 11, 2025, 2:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social

You might say…we left no crumbs

aug 11, 2025, 4:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Greg 📎🍉 @gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social

It’s as ancient as milk and honey.

aug 11, 2025, 3:10 am • 3 0 • view
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Exxon Valdeez Nuts @leftcoastnv.bsky.social

Have you considered the virtues of cheese and grapes?

aug 11, 2025, 3:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social

I recommend not introducing your child to cheese and crackers until after they have stopped biting you when they don’t get what they want

aug 11, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social

Cheese gotta be the best thing on earth

aug 11, 2025, 3:31 am • 1 0 • view