mining, logging, fishing, roofing...

So much for all the NRA bs

it's what happens when the opposition party doesn't, you know, oppose

Pro-life, they’ve called it ever since women got reproductive freedom with the pill.

Yeah, I've always had a problem with state sanctioned murder. Well, murder in general, but you get the idea.

I’m not allowed to kill people at my job. I actually kind of don’t think anyone should be allowed to kill anybody just because of what job they have

How could you ignore the biggest growth industry in america? scams

Lots of folks are gonna Need Sandwiches After killing a person. I am team deli.

Or after failing to kill a person! Those sandwitch makers can indirectly help starting another World War 1!

Not even retail workers?

they get a gun

@ceej.online on today's episode of good takes from shitpost accounts

I don’t mean to be controversial

counterpoint: what if i had a job killing the people who are allowed to kill people

I only lightly THREATENED to kill someone at my job 11 years ago, and it went over so poorly I've never done it since. That's how far I am from "job where you get to kill people."

Would make the workday difficult for assassins though

“guy who decides if you get life-saving medical care at an insurance company” shouldn’t be a job

Murder Inc employees have to wear masks because of the hatred and violence against them and their families

we make it easy for unemployed folks too though which is actually pretty leftist

Our nation would benefit from that. I mean less internal murder of citizens (e.g we have proper training on police force) but some people would benefit from training to kill to manage themselves. The old division lies in blood and it is traumatic to be a rat in a jacket instead of decorated soldier

A big plus for the cosplayers is that so many of the "enemy combatants" are weaponless and armorless

And it's never the ones where you should be allowed to do so. If you work in any sort of customer service role, you deserve, like, 10 consequence-free murders a year.

Every single restaurant in America would look like the scene in The Godfather at least once a month.

I figure that after the first couple dozen, people will start being more polite to those that serve them. And there will be joy throughout the land.

I used to wish I had that ability when I worked in restaurants

Essential workers deserve this right. And waitstaff is essential. Insurance & pharmaceutical CEOs? Non-essential.

Listen, pal… if I have to actually dispose of my corporation’s toxic chemicals in safe ways instead of dumping them into the local YMCA pool then this isn’t the America I grew up in.

Don’t. Let. Trump. Kill. America. He who acts to save his country from tyranny, domestic terrorism, a radicalized, right wing criminal Supreme Court, the “Heretic” Foundation, the Federalist Society, and Project 2025, violates no laws.

apparently ur job can b rape kids too cuz ag acosta admitted he went ez on epstein cuz he was informed he was intelligence

cop came to mind. imperialist leader ad well. what other jobs in America allowed you to kill people? Pray tell.

I think if you kill someone at your job and your job wasn’t “soldier” you shouldn’t do that job anymore. If killing someone was, somehow, the right thing to do, you get to retire and be taken care of. But nobody who’s killed someone (outside of maybe war) should be in a position to do it again.

But that would create huge bottlenecks in all the systems we made specifically to turn human lives into dollars!