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ceej @ceej.online

I am also begging seniors to avoid eating sentient bananas

aug 20, 2025, 3:29 pm • 100 2

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🎀🥞🪴p̷a̷n̷c̷a̷k̷e̷ s̷y̷n̷d̷r̷o̷m̷e̷☣️🎀🍡 @pancakesyndrome.bsky.social

banana suit dealer from courage the cowardly dog
aug 22, 2025, 3:34 am • 0 0 • view
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gentleman johnny's party train @fripperskitter.bsky.social

on his knees, crying, wailing, tearing his raiments unto shreds

aug 20, 2025, 3:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Beebo @beebomcweeb.bsky.social

Really, any sentient vegetables.

aug 20, 2025, 4:12 pm • 30 1 • view
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Wheel Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social

Nah I'm eatin' these guys then their powers will be mine

aug 20, 2025, 5:13 pm • 27 1 • view
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Pressed @booksbooks.bsky.social

Dibs on the eyes.

aug 22, 2025, 12:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan Kayur @dankayur.bsky.social

Bananas are a herb, not a vegetable.

aug 20, 2025, 4:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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Tata Subaru @eddiestats.bsky.social

you're a herb

aug 20, 2025, 4:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖚𝖘 唐辛子🌶 @mollagus.bsky.social

What am I supposed to do to keep my skin glowing the way it does, huh?

aug 20, 2025, 3:49 pm • 3 0 • view