Nero vaping while Rome burns

rip roman empire you would have loved crypto

upping your empire's coolness factor three fold by rippin' cotton

soon to be YT vid: achieve instant cultural victory in Civ 8 by discovering this one secret tech (Babylonians hate him)!

I know the ramen empire did.

empty juul pods found by the millions in middens throughout Pax Romana, deeply confusing historians

start of the bill and ted reboot

If you're a real man you think about Pliny the Elder ripping phat cotton candy clouds constantly.

today's roman empire thought

This is outrageous Sumerian erasure!

VAPVS: SMOKVS BIGGVS

(nero,chillen in a jam sesh with his garage band) nother hit bro (Seneca, blasted out of his mind) i just toked the last man (nero) shit man. Oh lol dude wat if rome was made of weed

Historians believe Rome only fell because they hadn’t invented vaping yet

Vini vinci vape

vape lead how vape lead vape lead near me

vape plumbum

The Romans failed to invent planes.

Wasn’t that Vesuvius?

They probably wouldve treasured that shit

The Roman empire would've loved gender affirming surgeries

I'm not sure they would have had the motivation to conquer a whole empire though

would love to imagine the roman blended flavours - cherry and basil? grape and thyme?

garum

If this keeps up, I'm gonna be sick.

You would look so sick with a fish sauce flavored vape. Anyone would

Yes, what's a vaper even doing without fermented fish essence?

Strawberry basil would smack

that would be a good salad combo imo

“Eh tu *hits vape* Brutus?”

what

What

bro what the fuck is your username 😭

LOL sexomarxism is a real thing (that I don't actually believe in, fwiw. It's also not at all what you're thinking) but it was too funny a name to pass up

As do I

poop sponge in one hand, vape in the other

the classics are the classics for a reason

just don’t get mixed up and put the wrong one in your mouth

Your bros would never let that one down. You'd have to move to Spain.

I would be so Iberiassed

Sounds spainful

Vomit feather tucked behind the ear

how I live my life

And probably crack.

They'd be like "five aping, the hell is that?"

Hitting blinkers with Julius.

they burned the weed stuff on plates and wheezed down the dope smoke through straws

To Historians: What would be the vaping equivalent for Roman times?

jorking it near the vesuvius

Perhaps a suitable Roman equivalent to a vape habit would be their sweet sweet lead-tainted wine?

inhaling the fumes in the oracle cave obv

I was actually surprised this wasn't a thing in Megalopolis, I wasn't asking for much.