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ceej @ceej.online

lots of questions remain about giuliani’s accident, of course, but one thing of which we can be absolutely certain is that he was butt dialing a reporter at the time

sep 1, 2025, 12:34 am • 816 58

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Make7upyours @make7upyours.bsky.social

True; if he was helping a domestic abuse victim before hand then maybe he is trying be more like the Old Giuliani. Best to do the right thing even when peer pressure had you do wrong things in the past.

sep 1, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Arty-san @arty-san.bsky.social

Reports of Giuliani pulling over to help a woman in a domestic abuse incident MIGHT be false. The POLICE were helping in a domestic abuse incident on I-93 and Giuliani was a passenger in a Ford Bronco going in the OTHER direction when the Bronco was rear-ended. www.nhsp.dos.nh.gov/news-and-med...

sep 1, 2025, 9:55 am • 1 0 • view
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suslibrarian.bsky.social @suslibrarian.bsky.social

So Giuliani and his driver were rubbernecking and got hit. Got it.

sep 1, 2025, 12:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Arty-san @arty-san.bsky.social

Don't know but If had to bet on it... I'd lean that way. I'm going to keep an eye on police reports. Maybe in a few days we'll hear more.

sep 1, 2025, 1:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Make7upyours @make7upyours.bsky.social

If he got stuck in a gapers block, the guy behind them must have not been paying attention and rear ended him.

sep 1, 2025, 1:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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suslibrarian.bsky.social @suslibrarian.bsky.social

That odd press release made me think he slowed dangerously down. Pretty sure we find out it was his fault.

sep 1, 2025, 1:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Make7upyours @make7upyours.bsky.social

Fair take. Though, usually if you get rear ended it isn't your fault. The inclusion of something potentially false does indicate a cover up of nefarious behavior.

sep 1, 2025, 1:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Arty-san @arty-san.bsky.social

Yup, the person behind is responsible if they didn't leave enough distance to stop. I noticed that MSNBC just pulled Fox News's version off their site (one that took the spokesperson's word as gospel) so maybe news agencies are finally reading the police report (they should have done that first).

sep 1, 2025, 1:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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suslibrarian.bsky.social @suslibrarian.bsky.social

Other driver was 19. So likely. Why the press release at all?

sep 1, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Make7upyours @make7upyours.bsky.social

At this point, I am back to not caring about any of it. Time to spend my time on something that matters, like my Idle Planet miner game.

sep 1, 2025, 1:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social

causing a scene while being discharged because “an orderly stole the beans out of my briefcase”

sep 1, 2025, 12:42 am • 8 0 • view
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ceej @ceej.online

“did you ever hear of 9/11? that was me. do they call you ‘sex workers’ now? back in my day — aiyeeeee!!”

sep 1, 2025, 12:36 am • 133 3 • view
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Schmuck Schumer @schroedinger.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 12:40 am • 6 0 • view
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Antilles @wedgeantilles.bsky.social

Underaged sex worker is kind of a lock too

sep 1, 2025, 2:23 am • 2 0 • view
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Local Resistor @projectspacetime.bsky.social

He was strangling a puppy at the time. That much we already know.

sep 1, 2025, 9:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Just J @jasonleader1.bsky.social

also that he was drunk and probably trying to sexually assault a child.

sep 1, 2025, 11:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Jean and 🐈‍⬛ Emmaline and 🌈🐈Oliver🌈 @jeanchimera.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 2:57 am • 3 1 • view
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Notorious Hot Dog PR Agent Glizzy Rubman @cataribartok.bsky.social

I heard his ass actually said baba booey?

sep 1, 2025, 12:45 am • 3 0 • view
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Shotgun_Alice @shotgunalice.bsky.social

I’m almost certain his hair color started to run and got in his eyes while driving

sep 1, 2025, 12:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social

audio from the entire crash appearing on a special episode of Not Even A Show

sep 1, 2025, 12:44 am • 2 0 • view
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social

[yoda voice] run a tight ship, giuliani does not

sep 1, 2025, 1:18 am • 4 0 • view
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Gloaming Spooketti @twilightmacaroni.bsky.social

Collar stained black with his signature mix of shoe-polish hair dye and flop sweat.

sep 1, 2025, 2:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Witness @geometricrazor.bsky.social

...after he passed out drunk while behind the wheel...

sep 1, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Stephen Boisvert 🇨🇦 @srboisvert.bsky.social

Giuliani was rescuing Olivia Nuzzi from RFK jr., who was harvesting some roadkill. Then Rudy was rear-ended by Elon Musk who was deep in a K-hole while driving a cybertruck in full self driving mode, which Telsa engineers quickly edited to say he was not in full self driving mode.

sep 1, 2025, 10:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Annie @anniew.bsky.social

Have we heard from Molly Jong-Fast? That's where my money is.

sep 1, 2025, 1:20 am • 1 0 • view