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MilkPork @milkpork.bsky.social

I showed this to my wife, and the first thing she says is “I’d let her suck my blood.” Yep… that about sums up my wife. 😅

sep 1, 2025, 1:05 am • 10 0

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seaschell @seaschells.bsky.social

I’m with your wife on this one

sep 1, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
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MilkPork @milkpork.bsky.social

Same, tho 👀

sep 1, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Charlie x͜× @feraldactal.bsky.social

Okay but same. She and I can share.

sep 1, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view
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MilkPork @milkpork.bsky.social

Facts 🫡

sep 1, 2025, 10:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Typhaneyb 📚aka sourdoughriot @typhaneyb.bsky.social

I like your wife!

sep 1, 2025, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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MilkPork @milkpork.bsky.social

Hey, same! 😅 She has good taste in women. And terrible taste in men. 🙋🏻‍♂️

sep 1, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Typhaneyb 📚aka sourdoughriot @typhaneyb.bsky.social

I’m sure your wife has good taste all around. We are our own worst critics but if we could see ourselves through the eyes of the people that love us perhaps we wouldn’t speak of ourselves the way we do.

sep 1, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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MilkPork @milkpork.bsky.social

Perhaps you’re right. I still have no idea why she married me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

sep 1, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Typhaneyb 📚aka sourdoughriot @typhaneyb.bsky.social

Ask her 😁

sep 1, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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C. G. Remlin @cgremlin.bsky.social

Same though 😭 hot vampire mommy, bleed me dryyy

sep 1, 2025, 2:53 am • 1 0 • view
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MilkPork @milkpork.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

sep 1, 2025, 10:14 am • 0 0 • view
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𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 🌙 @moonhoneyxo.bsky.social

Your wife is valid lmao

sep 1, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
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MilkPork @milkpork.bsky.social

😅 she’s definitely not wrong.

sep 1, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view