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@milkpork.bsky.social

Writer. Reader. Collector. Elder Emo. Star Wars. Photographer. Magick. Anime. TCGs. Pokémon. Metal. Cozy games. Chaos goblin. 🤙🏻

created November 14, 2024

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🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

1/9/2025, 10:36:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big same. ☹️

1/9/2025, 10:24:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obsessively refreshing Bluesky hoping for The News™ 🤞🏻

1/9/2025, 10:17:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sick 🤙🏻🤙🏻

1/9/2025, 10:16:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GGz!

1/9/2025, 10:04:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This track is SO GOOD

1/9/2025, 10:03:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same ☹️

1/9/2025, 9:58:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can feel the tattoo itch from here. 😭

1/9/2025, 9:57:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was literally JUST thinking about going to DQ for a blizzard. Shit

1/9/2025, 9:56:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was gonna buy a cake, but I don’t want it to go bad if he’s not really dead.

1/9/2025, 9:52:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 9:45:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫂

1/9/2025, 9:40:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bluesky loves you 🫶🏻

1/9/2025, 9:38:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The illegal tariffs imposed by Trump are absolutely FUCKING indie game creators. Over the past 6 months, it has been truly depressing watching successful Kickstarter campaign owners go from elation to sadness when fulfilling rewards. Some of these companies will never recover. Fuck Trump forever. 🖕🏻

1/9/2025, 9:29:09 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed!

1/9/2025, 9:25:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I gotta finish my current book, but I picked this one up. I’ll read it after this one and let you know what I think. 🫶🏻

1/9/2025, 7:38:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shit, it’s only $4 on kindle. 💪🏻

1/9/2025, 7:26:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same.

1/9/2025, 7:03:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve seen a lot of people do #promosky posts for September. I wish I had a cool template or something for it. - Ummm - Sometimes I post political stuff - I also like video games - I wish Gatorade was the consistency of whole milk - I have terrible night vision - Plinko

1/9/2025, 6:25:22 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed!

1/9/2025, 6:15:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every single one is complicit. Gotta love it here. 🙄

1/9/2025, 6:14:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:06:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck, bro!

1/9/2025, 5:57:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫡

1/9/2025, 5:55:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for everything you do, Allison. You are a gift.

1/9/2025, 5:55:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🧐

1/9/2025, 5:54:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do I need to read it?

1/9/2025, 5:37:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m down. 🤣

1/9/2025, 5:29:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s pissing me off because I’m not going to go buy a celebration cake just for it to go bad. I need to know if he’s dead so I can take the day off work to party. Don’t string me along.

1/9/2025, 5:27:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay, okay. Most things.

1/9/2025, 5:19:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s because women are just better at everything.

1/9/2025, 5:14:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps you’re right. I still have no idea why she married me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

1/9/2025, 5:13:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely. I’ve been listening to Allison Gill and her podcast and the other podcasts she frequents. It’s always concise and real information without the fluff. @muellershewrote.com

1/9/2025, 5:12:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if people wealthier than him who are also on the Epstein list are worried he’ll squeal.

1/9/2025, 5:10:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% 🎯

1/9/2025, 5:09:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, same! 😅 She has good taste in women. And terrible taste in men. 🙋🏻‍♂️

1/9/2025, 5:01:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

1/9/2025, 4:59:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hes a reality show host. That’s all he’s ever been. Still wondering if this is just theatrics for some bullshit no one cares about.

1/9/2025, 4:58:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a wax sculpture. It’s melting.

1/9/2025, 4:57:14 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best. 💪🏻

1/9/2025, 4:56:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!! 🙏🏻

1/9/2025, 4:18:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I definitely believe this.

1/9/2025, 3:54:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

1/9/2025, 3:54:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus christ. I hate it here.

1/9/2025, 3:47:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My friend Dave is always spitting facts. #fuckthepolice #acab

...And here's how you know who the Police really protect. Tell a policeman that a homeless person is hungry and has nowhere to go and they don't do anything to
1/9/2025, 3:38:21 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:36:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know how in English, we’ll use shorthand things like “rn” for ‘right now’ or “fr” for ‘for real’? Do Spanish speakers use similar things? Like “ov” for ‘otra vez’ or “pe” for ‘por ejemplo’? Is that a thing?

1/9/2025, 3:19:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes me sick 🤮🤮🤮

1/9/2025, 3:13:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you imagine growing up having to look like Donald Trump? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’d drive my car off a cliff.

1/9/2025, 3:12:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll still piss on it. And they’re going to have to have 24/7 MP guarding it to stop me.

1/9/2025, 2:27:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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READY

1/9/2025, 2:27:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is wild to imagine the countless people who know - fully - everything that Trump has done to children and yet CHOOSE to stay silent. Like idgaf if it was my best friend in the world that told me they fucked kids. You bet your ass I’d be at the closest police station as soon as humanly possible.

1/9/2025, 1:48:11 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That kid has 100% killed small animals for fun.

1/9/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Omeprazole enters the chat

1/9/2025, 12:57:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes

1/9/2025, 12:56:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣 exactly!

1/9/2025, 12:55:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can never be on the right side of history at this point. They’ve left a stain that can’t be cleaned. We all know who they really are now. Sure, they can change their next vote, but it won’t change who they are deep down.

1/9/2025, 12:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This track is a banger

1/9/2025, 12:40:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds perfect. ❤️

1/9/2025, 12:24:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely 🤮

1/9/2025, 11:44:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need this as a country. And as human beings. It’s time to heal from some collective trauma.

1/9/2025, 11:00:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just wanted to say I really love the video podcasts (vodcasts?) that you and Allison do together. They are succinct and informative. Thank you.

1/9/2025, 10:58:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤞🏻🤞🏻

1/9/2025, 10:56:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t it sad that we can tell when a tweet was or wasn’t written by the President of the United States based on how grammatically correct it is? The dumber and less coherent it reads, the more likely it was actually written by him. That’s depressing as fuck. We elected an actual fucking moron. Twice

1/9/2025, 10:48:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay, but that gif is adorable.

1/9/2025, 10:42:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good morning! You’ve never seen your own face. Only reflections and pictures. Have a good day!

1/9/2025, 10:23:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

1/9/2025, 10:14:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facts 🫡

1/9/2025, 10:13:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes you gotta spend money to spend money.

1/9/2025, 2:30:53 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe in you. 💪🏻

1/9/2025, 2:24:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

1/9/2025, 2:23:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While I appreciate that he’s trolling Trump… all this merch feels like a Trump-level grift. Does he REALLY care about Trump? Or is he just in this publicity stunt for the money?

1/9/2025, 1:58:29 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh Jesus. 2025. Okay. I thought you read 81 books just in August 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was like HOW

1/9/2025, 1:54:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same, tho 👀

1/9/2025, 1:52:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😅 she’s definitely not wrong.

1/9/2025, 1:51:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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None of the cards. Death is at his door step.

1/9/2025, 1:50:16 AM | 60 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed

1/9/2025, 1:48:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I appreciate you.

1/9/2025, 1:48:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I showed this to my wife, and the first thing she says is “I’d let her suck my blood.” Yep… that about sums up my wife. 😅

1/9/2025, 1:05:12 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But I’ve been playing on Steam Deck. 🫡

1/9/2025, 12:57:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PC!

1/9/2025, 12:56:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This fucking waste of oxygen has never had to work for a single thing a day in his life. What a shit bag. Can’t wait til he’s dead. I’m ready for a new national holiday.

1/9/2025, 12:45:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s also never signed “President DJT”

1/9/2025, 12:39:35 AM | 44 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude. Check out the trailer for High On Life. It’s a game. I’m having a blast with it!

1/9/2025, 12:38:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What flavor are they?

1/9/2025, 12:36:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, typo. I meant to say “cool dinosaur!”

31/8/2025, 11:36:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mel Gibson was left in the microwave too long.

31/8/2025, 11:34:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🧐

31/8/2025, 11:32:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d watch a hentai with this creature as the mc.

31/8/2025, 11:31:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really love it!

31/8/2025, 11:14:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facts 💪🏻

31/8/2025, 10:36:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post-nap unclarity

31/8/2025, 10:33:52 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Done

31/8/2025, 10:19:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hooray 🥳

31/8/2025, 10:18:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you! It’s like… 60% milk, 40% pork. 🫡

31/8/2025, 10:17:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s wild

31/8/2025, 10:15:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LJ was a whole ass vibe

31/8/2025, 10:14:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😅

31/8/2025, 10:11:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jelly. I miss CA

31/8/2025, 10:10:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed!

31/8/2025, 10:10:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view