whoa. don’t go lumping bit o honey with candy corn. bit o honey way above the holiday treachery that is candy corn (and peeps too just to make sure everyone is aware)

Nah I give out toothpaste for Halloween. Gotta get the kids to have good dental hygiene

With that kind of money spent, you could've gotten full size candy bars. You might be living in the few areas of the US where the kids can still afford to egg your house as a result.

I’m actually a college student in an apartment so I don’t give anything out Totally my personality to ruin fun though