I kinda feel like signing his posts with "President DJT," something he has never done in the past, is a bit on-the-nose that it's some sort of assistant typing these out.
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I just want to know if he’s dead yet.
sep 1, 2025, 8:33 am • 13 0 • view
Probably not yet, but probably reduced capacity. I figure if he were really dead all the sycophants would start shooting each other to take over.
sep 1, 2025, 8:49 am • 4 0 • view
I'm now thinking stroke
sep 1, 2025, 1:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Unfortunately not. He was seen recently.
sep 1, 2025, 4:41 pm • 1 0 • view
wasn't that taken a few weeks ago?
sep 1, 2025, 8:24 pm • 5 0 • view
Hard to tell. Finding the most recent photo taken of him has been like searching for Bigfoot. He also looks like blob fish in the other one I saw.
sep 1, 2025, 8:28 pm • 6 0 • view
Correction! @wqsaves.bsky.social has informed me that what we all call a blobfish isn’t actually a blobfish. It is a Rapid Unscheduled Decompression Blobfish.
sep 1, 2025, 8:33 pm • 8 1 • view
Jesus that's what the "Ziggy Fish" actually looks like? Also why the fuck does it look like it has better structural integrity than Lindsay Graham's spine?
sep 1, 2025, 9:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Why are you posting pictures of Ted Cruz on my timeline
sep 1, 2025, 9:06 pm • 8 0 • view
That’s Ted Ooze.
sep 1, 2025, 9:16 pm • 3 0 • view
is it... ok? 🙁
sep 1, 2025, 8:42 pm • 3 0 • view
It 3xplictly isn't 🙁
sep 1, 2025, 9:22 pm • 2 0 • view
I do not think so.
sep 1, 2025, 9:17 pm • 4 0 • view
Yup. No surprise he's still fucking around in the golf course bc that's all he knows how to do.
sep 1, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
he’s barely living rent free in my head
sep 1, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/cano...
sep 1, 2025, 1:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Karma train finally pulling into the station. 🚉 Hopefully.
sep 1, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
It's like they wanna fake that he's fine, but none of them care enough to do a good fake job.
sep 1, 2025, 6:47 am • 3 0 • view
The intern started typing “Thank you for your attention—“ and then thought, Fuck it, too much work.
sep 1, 2025, 1:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Exactly. That’s his actual sign off.
sep 1, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Plus it’s short. 2 sentences.
sep 1, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
We know that in his usual, unhinged imbecilic rants, he often includes his whole first/last name, with middle initial. Now he is resorting to initials. If he did write this, it signifies less cognitive bandwidth (not like that was ever his strong suit) and suggests diminished physiological capacity.
sep 1, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
That means he's dead.
sep 1, 2025, 2:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Even if he's not sick that's a damn lie.. your 79 and obese you have had to have felt better in your life at one point 🤣🤣🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 1:32 pm • 0 0 • view