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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social

Strider (Aragorn son of Arathorn, Elendil's Heir, the Dunedain, Estel Hope of the West, Elessar Telecontar the Elfstone, Envinyatar) drops Gollum off with the (often pretty assholish) Wood-elves. Wood-elves decide that the BABY EATING ASSHOLE deserves better than dwarves, let him go play up a tree.

aug 8, 2025, 1:34 pm • 1 0

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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social

Sauron, who loves mess, gets a bunch of orcs to go rescue the BABY EATING ASSHOLE from a tree, then lets him go again so he can go be messy somewhere that's more entertaining to the Eye. The *drama*

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Jessie Shelton @jsheltino.bsky.social

I miss having Chris Tolkien in charge of the Estate

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