No narcs are disloyal.

The border collie was disloyal to the husky. Narcs rat out those in their own class to those in power. Border collies are narcs.

No border collie was loyal to the husky because if the husky got lost he'd get no dinner nor comfortable bed. Narcs would be disloyal to the human too. The human is not in an opposing relationship to the dogs. It's a loving relationship.

You’re a human. Of course you’d say that!

You're a human too so of course you'd say that. Dogs don't care about BS.

Dogs have a better sense of humor than you do.

I understood it, I just found it lame.

But you responded as if I were serious. Lighten up.