But you responded as if I were serious. Lighten up.
But you responded as if I were serious. Lighten up.
Dogs have a better sense of humor than you do.
You’re a human. Of course you’d say that!
Is there a Sirhan Sirhan Jr?
The border collie was disloyal to the husky. Narcs rat out those in their own class to those in power. Border collies are narcs.
Education threatens power.
Border collies are narcs
I can’t think of a single use for it in my personal or professional life that wouldn’t make me feel like a fraud for using it
I don’t want him to die of natural causes.
Trafficking kids right before our eyes and they want us to believe he’s not in the Epstein files.
Where is there local law enforcement that isn’t helping ICE?
The start? ICE is full-on Secret Police. Masked, kidnapping people without badges or r warrants, sending them to concentration camps and having no accountability.
I haven’t seen evidence of any local police force not supporting ICE.
He is a millionaire because he was born into money
If “normie Dems” do shitty things, they should be criticized.
BLM and antifa aren’t law enforcement. You know what they call police who keep their identities secret? Think real hard.
Washington could stop their ICE goons from kidnapping people off the street. That’s what they could do.
That sundowning old fuck needs to be removed from office one way or another.
It’s the best site. I’m not inundated with MAGA horseshit. This should be your main online hang.
They never did.
So when Israel completely ethnically cleanses Palestine, and the biblical prophecy is fulfilled, but the rapture doesn’t happen, then what?
*hitting on (he’s a pedo)
The kerchunk of pulling those knobs was great! (I used to get them for my aunt)
#KentState taught me that my country would kill me for peaceful dissent.
I hope she goes down in history like Lincoln, JFK, MLK and RFK.
I rented a retail space where one wall was so caked with nicotine stains that no amount of Kilz and layers of paint could cover it without it bleeding through. We ended up just painting the wall yellow.
For World War I, it was Archduke Ferdinand being assassinated. For World War II it was Germany invading Poland. For Civil War II it was Big Balls getting the snot beaten out of him for hitting an underage girl.
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Foot, rim
Omg the fear that you were going to drop your last quarter on the ground and be stuck there forever
Do you always give presents on your own birthday?!
I love when he uses his wittle feetses like hands
We militarized DC because Big Balls is a pedo. Great timeline we have here.
activists please paint four other crosswalks rainbow colors. every site they watch should provoke four new sites
On a personal level, I've already made this transition. When I look for leadership, I immediately look to see what Pritzker, Walz, Beshear, Wu, Mamdani, etc., are saying before anyone in Congress. More Democrats should do the same until Schumer and Jeffries are gone.
National Dems should rally behind Iowa Dems, but National Dems are so odious and self-serving, it would do more harm than good.
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
Racial Arson wrote Silent Spring
jeffries is one of the few Americans who can fight the fascist leaders directly and he chooses to do nothing but give lame quotes. “Racial arsonist”? Tf is that?
The Democratic Party needs to be purged of these ancient assbags.
The deflated basketball is priceless
Someone take Pelosi out behind the shed.
Maybe he could be beloved by a few more inches?
It’s not performative, it’s intimidation.
Idk about that. If he’s a cop, there’ll be no consequences.
Idk. This needed to be recorded.
You’re kidding about the cops, right? They were beating the shit out of everyone but the aggressor
You should have taken an oath to the constitution, not to your fuhrer.
BREAKING: Six GOP-led states are sending a total of 1,200 National Guard troops to assist Trump’s D.C. crime crackdown. But the states those troops came from have higher crime rates than the nation’s capital. The New Republic has investigated the numbers: trib.al/T87rByh
Nothing
*Cause hot gay
Hahah I e done the same thing. Saw like 5 turkey vultures flying over my neighbors house and by the time I got my camera out they were only tiny specks
You’d think Apple could get something as simple as an alarm clock right.
I’ll do it, but why the fuck do we have to beg our leaders to do the most basic goddamn things to protect us?
I’m gonna say armed troops from red states descending on a blue city is just a few inches — or maybe one exchange of gunfire — short of a civil war’s opening stages.
Enough to erode her brain so she stays with him
The AINFL plays 150 games per year.
This is dumb. I don’t understand why liberals are eating this up an already declaring Newsom our next president.
I bet you had fun coming up with these!
You’re talking about ICE, right?
The entire party voted to gut Medicare and Medicaid, they're all voting for his insane nominations, and they're unilaterally supporting secret police and concentration camps, but he has to draw a distinction between good and bad Republicans because he might need them keep funding a genocide.
“Fighting”
Al republicans are extremists at this point. There are no good republicans.
Jeffries is a Nazi, just like Cuomo.
Ugh
Prayer?
Oh no! I got tomato sauce on my hand. The crime in my kitchen is out of control! Time to federalize the national guard! #bigballsisapussy
Why are these estimates always like ten percent of the actual numbers?
You only kill journalists when you want to hide what you're doing.
You’re a vergin’
*maimed
When the definition of antisemitism is broadened to include anyone who is anti-genocide, that’ll inflate the antisemitism numbers. Jewish kids deserve to be safe in school. Palestinians deserve not to be bombed, shot, mailed and starved.
I don’t think he’s doing it slower.
How’s next weekend?
Any body want to go on a Martha’s Vineyard pierogi tour with me?
I’ve never actually been to Martha’s Vineyard, but I’m suddenly craving pierogis.
Am I a close friend?
A cigar is just a cancerous binky.
You don’t pamper your budgie enough.
Do all those hustle culture guys whose schedule is like… Wake up at 4am. Eat a tiny meal. Exercise for 15 minutes. Tiny snack. 10 minute nap. Splash around in a bowl of water. Get dressed in practical clothes already laid out. …realize that’s the same agenda as a literal baby?
Weren’t there stories from the first Trump term of immigrant kids being separated from their families and adopted out to right wing American Christian’s?
You two are adorable together!
F John Lithgow, Nick Frost, Michelle Gomez, Katherine Parkinson and every other grown up who chooses to work for Rowling. I used to love these four actors but they can consume feces.
She raped and pumped out children. She has no idea what “wrongdoing” is.
What does my horoscope say I get in return (I’m a Leo)
Punching Nazis needs to become more commonplace
2009—Cory Booker endorses Michael Bloomberg for Mayor & Bloomberg wasn’t even then a Democrat 2021—Cory Booker endorses Eric Adams for mayor 2025—Cory Booker refuses to endorse Zohran Mamdani, claiming he stays out of NYC politics The hypocrisy from corporate Democrats is staggering & cowardly.
I used to think Israel existing was a good thing, but seeing what has to happen to other people in the region for Israel to exist I’m not so sure any more. Is there a single year since 1948 when Israel hasn’t stolen land from Palestinians?
Family of Virginia Giuffre re: Ghislaine Maxwell prison transfer "It's w/ horror & outrage that we object to the preferential treatment convicted sex trafficker G. Maxwell has received.. Maxwell is a sexual predator who physically assaulted minor children.. she should never be shown any leniency"
Why do we have to apply them to anyone else? They are from Trump’s authoritarian play book. He is a fascist.
Non-Israelis still defending Israel: “They have a right to defend themselves! Return the hostages!” The actual Israeli government: “Fuck the hostages, our stated goal is to complete the ethnic cleansing in Gaza, then do the same in the West Bank, then annex them into Israel, because Hamas.”
If she only felt the pain Gazans feel.
Here’s a way to get republicans on board with banning insider trading for Congress. Call it The Prohibiting Every Legislator from Owning Stocks as Insiders Act
Fuck off, AIPAC stooge.
Still in the same town?
Still don’t know if the Russians love their children. (Love this album)
Can’t get past the paywall, but how is this possible if he got 36% of the first round votes and 43% of the final votes?
July 18: If we have a smart president, you're never going to let the dollar slide. If you have a dummy, that could happen. July 25: A weak dollar makes you a hell of a lot more money. It doesn't sound good, but you make a hell of a lot more money with a weaker dollar than with a strong dollar
She’s a coward