“Ohhhhh you’re soooo smart. Did you go to the College of Super Big Brain Know It Alls???” Don’t say that to an op ed writer they apparently hate that
Boston. Dad. Ex-teacher. YIMBY and urban biking liker. Midlevel software engineer. Middle aged. Midwit.
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“Ohhhhh you’re soooo smart. Did you go to the College of Super Big Brain Know It Alls???” Don’t say that to an op ed writer they apparently hate that
I’m so bad at making this site a welcoming place for the huge dumbasses at the New York Times
“Is this a bad idea for me?” Well
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The Longest Gary
Letter Never Sent
Nervously asking the other dog owners if their dog has started speaking yet
When the dog doesn’t like the sound of the vacuum
Hell yeah Sept 1 you know what that means
When Death beckons to me from yonder hill
Feeling fine
By failing system I meant the New York Times but if you already knew that, nice judo move
Having a one year old during COVID sucked but I’m glad that I got to spend as much time with my son as I did even if I remember 2020-2024 mostly as life kicking the shit out of me
Excited for the new cinematic story of Al Roker on the big screen
David Cross, actually not bad singer www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBsE...
Be Smart: Trump can never be fully destroyed but must be driven back into the prison of his Spirit Stone
We're so back (I assume)
I'm not going to stand for a lecture on being normal from Nate Silver. Sorry, that's not happening
Sorry that was said in anger and frustration with a failing system
Oh blow it out your ass
The only thing i’ve heard parents complain about re COVID is that they can’t get vaccines now because of RFK and Trump
I’m laughing too but I’ve got less than 2 years left on my knees so if someone could do something about that I’d appreciate it
Hell yeah that’s how you keep lifting fresh
*it’d
if I was The Atlantic’s editor it’s be wind sprints for the rest of Centrism practice
They got Mel Gibson on lock
So far all I’m seeing on the sidewalks for move in day in JP are lots of pasta strainers, christmas tree stands and Judith Butler readers
CPA for the FBI sounds like a fun job
Best I can do is
If you’re a Dem Senator there’s no excuse for shooting the shit with Sean Trende in your mentions. Ignore him or if you’re in a safe seat send him the nude Alf picture
Where were you getting 1 dollar modelos?
Labor Day plus Boston Move In Day means Dunks employees are earning their pay today
COVID revisionists lie because they’re some of the softest people alive. If they accurately described what they experienced that has them this aggrieved 5 years later, they’d sound like weak babies, and they know it.
My son got to meet The Wimpy Kid
No they’re not?
my wife and I went to free salsa lessons in Rozzie Sq and had a decent cocktail outside after. What more can you want??
Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.
RT for despair-ness
Oh Keir
Sean T at Real Clear Proactive-Misremembering-To-Protect-Self-And-Avoid-Painful-Feelings-Of-Guilt-And-Complicity. Yes, that’s the full name and why they use the acronym
Canada might break up?
Found one 😏
Ketamine Man Bad
This is a good point. It’s easier to learn how to cook now as well and celebrity chefs have made cooking sexier for lack of a better word
Food has gotten better in America because we’ve had more immigration and we’ve been relentlessly teased by Europeans
My dad actually knew a Judas and no shit Judas got his name because his Mom thought it was biblical
Mr From Over There
I like my name fine but it’s not that romantic, my name is almost a hand gesture
Not posting my government name here but it literally means “Guy from the West”
Albini’s “Mario Batali Voice” was a really good cooking blog and it feels like I’m the only one who remembers it but it was better than his Twitter feed for sure
We are not welcoming Rudy Giuliani to The War on Cars.
Also “this is just shit you hear on the subway” lady do you ride the subway? 99.99 percent of people on the subway are actively ignoring the rest of the train.
“these are just jokes” might have flown in like 2015 but it’s cowardly bullshit now
it’s kind of annoying how complaining about transplants has become the new hipster xenophobia
you hate ralph nader for throwing the 2000 election. i hate ralph nader for burning america's state capacity to the ground to establish a universal nonprofit veto over any affirmative program, however progressive. we're different.
Not too shabby
i know the military isn’t perfect but importing the concept of dishonorable discharge and the penalty that has on getting hired might be part of the solution
Babies love it when you dance like David Byrne
Licorice Pizza was kinda baggy
Could a judge in some other proceeding refuse to let Ensign represent the government? Does a judge even have that power?
Who else is in the running? Mexico? The UK? Canada?
So stupid question, but is there a professional penalty for this?
I think his voice works better for his material now
I also don't think Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor had sex. I'm not sure how Quincy Jones came to that conclusion but I am skeptical
I think it might just be TV and watching TV on the phone. I want it to be grander than that but 🤷
Good biking and outdoors culture despite its climate
Sectarian but that's kinda on autopilot at this point
This is why we fight
That doesn't sound so crazy given all the crimes
A lot like our understanding of antiquity over-indexes on what survived, future historians of the digital age will assume that there were a lot more hot 40+ singles trying to meet people in their area than actually existed
This is worth sharing far and wide. Federal Employees and contractors oral history project. Im not involved in this. Just got the link, idea seems to be to create a record of the assault on the American Repuvlic after Jan 2025. www.fecohp.org
I agree that the Republican Party is terrorizing DC
"some sanitized theme park"
i gotta disagree with your characterization of dc
as a DC resident I cannot overemphasize how much less safe I feel
I’m just relaying what the electrician told me about replacing our gas range
“Gotham has to be destroyed for its many sins” Oh which ones? “You know the ones”
No. Charlie Brown did not have hoes
My son found a DVD of the Raimi Spiderman and was so hyped because "this is the real Spiderman because he's a teenager"
I'd do it but our building would need extensive electrical work to make it possible even before any changes to our unit (thanks a lot Boston housing stock)
Spidey and Friends is pretty pro-social. The bad guys help clean up after they're defeated
We would have a better press if after moments like this someone off camera or in the background does the Jadakiss laugh
Converted Victorian with Dominican flag, Puerto Rican flag and American flag with a screaming eagle flying out of an explosion, you are our JP house of distinction today
Looks like Karen Allen is a time traveller
A secret society needs to have sword fights which unleash energies that destroy small buildings. Where should they do this? New York City, naturally
I don't think you're a very good reporter if you can't poke a hole in "Mossad killed JFK because he didn't pray at the wailing wall"
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump... He's vigorously not dead!
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
You know she should probably give up her phone
Right, you can't wait for kids to learn about this at home
A lot of cooks/chefs are smokers though
Not reading any of that unless someone pays me
That’s a hell of a syndrome
Could’ve fooled anyone tbh
Why?
🆒
Arguing “there’s moral panic about social media” and then blaming the panic on a Jewish conspiracy…hmm, makes me think social media may be bad after all
The baby took her first step and did a little jump after, hand to god
Well that’s just great
