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loren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social

gold eater

white monospace text on black gold eater a reptilian creature which wanders the underearth, smelling out gold and devouring it. if it is wounded, it will bleed a trail of gold coins or trinkets.
jul 9, 2025, 4:32 pm • 41 1

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LivingCoder @livingcoder.bsky.social

(hot blooded inspired) I'm gold blooded Cut me and see I have a taste for gold And things glittery

jul 10, 2025, 4:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Azormik @azormik.bsky.social

jul 9, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Takarias @takarias.bsky.social

Yeah, I'm imagining these things getting strung up over buckets while alive. Y'know, like we do to horseshoe crabs.

jul 9, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tally @tallath.bsky.social

>me omw to wipe out an entire species out of greed

jul 9, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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loren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social

foie gras voice: but you see, there's a very ethical alternative...

jul 9, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view