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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

sometimes my phone falls behind my bed and i would like to know why god is treating me with such callus disdain

jan 24, 2025, 7:36 pm • 117 12

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev

toughest battles, bestest soldiers

jan 25, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Kyle Emerson Williams For Senate (R-CO) @kwullums.bsky.social

I wedged a blanket there for that reason... enough of that tricky bastard youtu.be/WysanSNOjMc?...

jan 24, 2025, 7:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

smarrrt

jan 24, 2025, 8:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kyle Emerson Williams For Senate (R-CO) @kwullums.bsky.social

Why thank you youtu.be/rhrqbcufZXo?...

jan 24, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Milford Thomas Milford III @milfordthomas.bsky.social

“you want me to crawl on the ground for my information, like a snake in the garden of eden what is this bdsm shitshow how dare u and good morning,” i’ll say in my morning prayer

jan 24, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social

Lays back and does the math in getting a new phone.... yeah I guess I should get it

jan 24, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

*squinted eyes* callous

jan 25, 2025, 3:29 am • 12 0 • view
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Lee Dunn @66human.bsky.social

😆

jan 25, 2025, 4:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Chad Sedore @thechadindm.bsky.social

I think I prefer callus.

jan 25, 2025, 4:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Caladium @caladium.bsky.social

The little hit of satisfaction when you reach it though is a nice pick me up lol

jan 24, 2025, 7:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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jmacosta413.bsky.social @jmacosta413.bsky.social

Because you can't spell?

jan 24, 2025, 9:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

that's definitely the reason

jan 25, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social

Happens to me too. WHY DOG? WHY..?

jan 24, 2025, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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SNOWVANDAL @snowmedvandal.bsky.social

jan 24, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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TimeLemur @lemurofti.me

Hold on loosely, but don't let go.

jan 24, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel, Emissary Of Yubel 💛🤍💜🖤 @supernerddaniel.bsky.social

God truly gives his hardest battles to his silliest soldiers 😑

jan 25, 2025, 3:31 am • 1 0 • view