who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker
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The "lint licker" thing hits differently if you'd had an odd sexual experience, in your early twenties, where someone actually had...an abnormal amount of panty lint on their private area? It was like...okay, have you ever made pastry dough and there's just flour all over your kitchen? It was odd.
aug 5, 2025, 1:42 pm • 1 0 • view
And I mean, it's not like you can mention something like that. If I'd been like "hey, since I'm down here, did you know your drawers are like SUPER LINTY?" I would be the actual rudest person ever. So I just had to continue and pretend the whole experience wasn't fabric-ish and bizarre.
aug 5, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view
bach 😭😭😭
aug 5, 2025, 3:30 pm • 1 0 • view
But do you remember the fresh maker...
aug 5, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
dirty mouth? clean it up
aug 5, 2025, 2:24 am • 0 0 • view
*twinkle*
aug 5, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
what the french toast?!
aug 5, 2025, 2:44 am • 1 0 • view
pickle you cumquat >;(
aug 5, 2025, 6:50 am • 1 0 • view
*throws car parts*
aug 5, 2025, 10:01 am • 1 0 • view
The delivery was top-notch and I can still hear it in my mind
aug 5, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view