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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

omg u can sleep in a filled up bathtub instead of ur bed it's not even illegal

aug 9, 2025, 12:54 pm • 41 3

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noecarrier.bsky.social @noecarrier.bsky.social

Nothing is illegal if there isn't a cop around

aug 10, 2025, 6:30 am • 1 0 • view
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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social

filled up with what though

aug 10, 2025, 12:00 am • 3 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

whatever your heart desires

aug 10, 2025, 12:12 am • 3 0 • view
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Chalk james @killingicons.bsky.social

Water with a side of toaster!

aug 10, 2025, 12:13 am • 1 0 • view
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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social

what if what i fill it with is illegal though

aug 10, 2025, 12:14 am • 4 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

like...what

aug 10, 2025, 12:15 am • 3 0 • view
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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social

there are so many illegal things i cannot possibly pick just one

aug 10, 2025, 12:17 am • 3 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

let's just say cocaine

aug 10, 2025, 12:21 am • 2 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

oh that's all? yeah why not

aug 10, 2025, 12:21 am • 2 0 • view
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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social

so then it is illegal to sleep in the bath

aug 10, 2025, 12:22 am • 4 0 • view
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a werebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social

"I've got a prescription for all this yayo" simple as

aug 10, 2025, 12:24 am • 3 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

is it "illegal" to "sleep in cocaine"

aug 10, 2025, 12:28 am • 3 0 • view
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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social

“i” “think” “probably” “it is” “illegal” “to do that”

aug 10, 2025, 12:30 am • 3 1 • view
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Gyrfalcon (jeer-falcon) @gyrfalcon05.bsky.social

dissolve some salts in there for extra buoyancy, sleep like the dead (sea)

aug 9, 2025, 2:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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The skittle dragon of bluesky @skitdragon.bsky.social

You better pray your head can float then

aug 10, 2025, 1:44 am • 1 0 • view
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🍂 fall bryan 🍂 @bryan.town

but will the water stay warm

aug 10, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

yeah just leave the hot water running all night

aug 10, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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homerjade @homerjade.bsky.social

it was not about the kids

aug 9, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Remember 1/6 @rmbr16.bsky.social

But the sheets don’t fit.

aug 9, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

that true u have to be ok with no sheets in there

aug 9, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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gokuashnaruto.bsky.social @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social

the pruning tho

aug 9, 2025, 12:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

u wake up extra grippy

aug 9, 2025, 12:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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gokuashnaruto.bsky.social @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social

entire body grippy, for better or worse

aug 9, 2025, 1:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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gokuashnaruto.bsky.social @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social

oh no im imagining things pruned that i don't want to imagine pruned make it stop

aug 9, 2025, 1:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

GRIPPY ALL OVERRRRRRR

aug 9, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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gokuashnaruto.bsky.social @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social

DEMON

aug 9, 2025, 5:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

sksksksksksk

aug 9, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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gokuashnaruto.bsky.social @gokuashnaruto.bsky.social

ah you speak cat

aug 9, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Phil @papermache.bsky.social

I think that is Metamorpho's origin story.

Anthony Carrigan plays Metamorpho, who changes into various chemicals, in James Gunn's Superman movie.
aug 10, 2025, 1:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social

If I need extra firm though can you fill it with jello?

aug 9, 2025, 11:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

for you? i'd do it

aug 10, 2025, 12:12 am • 3 0 • view
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social

Hot dog

aug 10, 2025, 12:13 am • 2 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

*sucks teeth* i think i draw the line at hot dog

aug 10, 2025, 12:13 am • 3 0 • view
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social

No no. Hot dog as in that’s cool and ace and bully.

aug 10, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

ooooh right right. i'm hip. bees knees

aug 10, 2025, 12:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social

Now you got it

aug 10, 2025, 12:16 am • 2 0 • view