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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

he's like would you like a banana

aug 31, 2025, 2:47 am • 2 0

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social

I did until you rudely bumped into my cart

aug 31, 2025, 2:48 am • 2 0 • view
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🫧 Parilani Pie (no longer Neep) @parilani.sparkle.blue

i actually didn't want a banana but then this clumsy robot cornered me in aisle 7 and i was like oh actually now that u mention it, i WOULD like some bananas

aug 31, 2025, 3:26 am • 2 0 • view
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social

[mitch hedberg voice] My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah."

aug 31, 2025, 3:28 am • 3 0 • view