Thank you

Right?! I could wrap a hand better and fashion a better sling. That fucker is a fraud.

Even a decent first aid kit would have a cravat for this. ICE doesn’t have a first aid kit lying around anywhere?

To be fair, Dean hasn't been working too much in the last couple decades. Buying a $10 sling at Walgreens might exceed his ICE cosplay budget.

A doctor would have given him one if needed

To be fair, it isn’t free. They bill you for the things they “hand” you.

But he's a world famous washed up actor. They have a union.

Not for workers comp claims. Workers comp pays for everything

Have you ever tried dealing with workers comp? I’d definitely just pay for the sling.

I would expect a government job to have health benefits.

There is sick leave, new hire not too much. But that 50 Grand came without Social Security federal income taxes any state taxes. And if he does not fulfill the contract he pays back the 50 Grand. The gross amount, not the net.

This would be workers comp, would it not?

In my personal experience I had to apply to the Dept of Labor, 1999 it is still open file.

It’s a valid point. If it was real?

I’m saying if he did get injured on the job, it would be workers comp. Meaning he would have definitely been given an arm sling because the government would be paying for all of it. I don’t believe he was injured at all.

Depends on if he paid a doctor to lie for him. I would love to see him get busted for fraud though.

Unfortunately his plan doesn’t cover imaginary injuries.

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I bet he did fake this injury and did that wrap by himself just to collect the paycheck. Cosplay artist all the way around.

Right, my point is that this is all cosplay, including the injury.

Low effort cosplay at that

I don't think anyone except the presidents plan does.

And even then, the best he got was a spare maxi-pad from one of his aide's purses.

Not a hand surgeon here. I didn't think medical professionals used sweatshirts as slings either. 😂

Sure. Pre-RFKJ maybe. Now shirts, socks, twine, papermache, human excrement, aerosolized Ebola, thoughts, prayers, golden bibles, stable coins, roadkill bears, and more prayers are all capable surrogates.

His disability isn't really physical.

You would if you weren’t owned by the big sling industry!

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I’m it a hand surgeon and I thought the same. Dean needs better props.

Not to mention his wrist is wrapped in webril - cotton cast padding - but no cast. I mean, we always knew he was a bad actor, but this is ridiculous.

I thought that the cast looked funny. Maybe Dean’s a comedian.

He isn’t even funny though. Sad. /S 😒🥴

#SuperMalingerer