Aw, it’ll be nice to know that at least we’ll be crying together.
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Aw, it’ll be nice to know that at least we’ll be crying together.
Have you ever tried dealing with workers comp? I’d definitely just pay for the sling.
I guess they didn’t want a proof of broken hip pic, instead.
It’s time for a sea of scrubs to flood the capitol. #HealthcareMarchOnWashington
From my Gen Z daughter, @liberallotl.bsky.social. This gives me life.
Live your life in such a way that the whole world isn’t still holding out hope that you’re dead despite seeing pictures of you alive.
Are those his orderlies waiting in the background?
I did, and it worked!
“Let it go”, apparently. When he hits the high note birds fall dead from the sky.
But how? He had four years , but thanks to the supremes Trump ran out the clock.
BREAKING NEWS: HHS staff horrified to learn that weekly vaccine committee meetings to be replaced with karaoke nights.
His vertebrae are already so compressed how could they even tell?
Right back atcha!😉
Sure he was.
I miss the days when the most dangerous thing in schools were the rusty old hand guillotines in the back of every classroom.
With big changes coming to HHS, be the first on your block to get your very own TRUMP branded and RFK approved iron lung!! Make America Gasp for Air!!!
You must be starving.
Who has time to nap? He could drop dead at any minute!
He still owns a car?
😂😂😂
#SuperMalingerer
Face it, Donald. You would HATE heaven.
Don’t forget the Environmental Pillaging Agency
It’s times like these I like to imagine his obituary.
Unfortunately his plan doesn’t cover imaginary injuries.
He’s a disappointment, for sure, but there’s no way he was ever going to outmaneuver a corrupt Supreme Court.
Yup, also not something we typically do in the biz.
A hand surgeon’s translation: Dean yoinks his wrist during ICE practice. Dean goes to pediatrician who does x-ray which is normal. Dean: But it hurts!! Doc: Fine, how about we put it in a cast for a week? (Doc wraps wrist in cotton) Dean: Much better! Doc: But I didn’t fini- Dean: (Takes selfie)
Not to mention his wrist is wrapped in webril - cotton cast padding - but no cast. I mean, we always knew he was a bad actor, but this is ridiculous.
Hand surgeon here. We don’t use sweatshirts as slings.
Days like today I like to imagine his obituary…
I hope this means he’s about to get hit by a flaming planet.
On days like today, I find it soothing to imagine his obituary. #YouKnowWho
Until I see x-rays I’m calling bullshit.
OMG please tell me a planet is going to fall on him
“Mr. Trump, take a seat…”
Sometimes, just for yucks, I like to imagine his obituary.
I will be reading this once a day until he dies. Then I’ll be reading it twice a day. Thank you for this.
If Key Bridge is the way I remember it, the spiders will overtake you within minutes, wrapping your pickup in a silken sarcophagus until the eggs hatch and eat their way out. But that was a long time ago.
Probably the vape fumes.
But, destroying the United States is HIS job!!
The VP only gets secret service protection for 6 months after they leave office. He’s an asshole for so many reasons other than this.
So who do we trust, Bobby? You? There are no experts to trust in religion, because there are no facts. Science, on the other hand, has loads of them.
No, trusting a book that’s remained unchanged since the time of its writing, when most people would have called a ball-point pen witchcraft, is a feature of religion. Unlike science, religion has no experts because religion has no facts.
He looks like he’s been palming his blood pressure pills.
Yeah, but we all know what he really wants is unlimited power.
Clown fool, maybe.
He does look plethoric
Where do I sign up?
This guy wants to talk to you about your childrens’ mitochondria.
Indeed! Although now I’m more in favor of a march on Washington. A sea of a million scrubs descending on Washington would send a powerful message, and wouldn’t be as likely to generate negative PR like a strike. I’m also not super excited to go the way of Reagan’s air traffic controllers!
That guy’s mitochondria are downright screaming for help.
Sounds like a pretty good start, Molly.💙
Healthcare workers of all stripes, it’s time to act - petitions and snarky social media posts won’t cut it any more. It’s time to march on Washington. Let’s descend on the capitol in a rainbow flood of scrubs to let them know we will not tolerate RFK any more. #HealthcareMarchOnWashington
A petition alone isn’t going to do it. We need to march on Washington. Doctors, nurses, allied health professionals. We need a sea of a million scrubs descending on the capitol to let them know that we will not stand for RFK’s wholesale destruction of healthcare.
I’m saying that unless we make a stand, everything we’ve spent our lives training for and practicing will be destroyed by these idiots. We can work out icu coverage, and emergency care. But the vast majority of doctors aren’t working in icu’s or in high acuity specialties. We can’t do nothing.
He wouldn’t. But voters would.
I appreciate it, but I at least have the humility and self-awareness to admit I’d be terrible at the job. RFK’s hubris is going to kill people.
I’m talking about a one day strike. ER’s would remain open. My patients will be just fine without me for one day, but it will send a powerful message. And hopefully prevent loss of life.
After FDA director Makary cleansed the room with burning sage, RFK Jr. announces major healthcare initiative.
I’m talking for like a day. Something to send a strong message, while not completely abandoning our patients.
This is exactly the outfit I wear when I have to do a Fox News hit right before jumping my motorcycle over the fountain at Caesar’s palace.
Laugh all you want, but the other day I saw a kid at the train station with a really stressed out looking Golgi apparatus. I immediately reported the parents to DHS so they could suck the vaccines out of her body. Made it just in time.
I’ve been a doctor for 30 years. This is like watching someone burn your house down.
You guys, I think I may have solved the gun crisis. #BoycottThis
It’s frightening - I don’t want to end up like Reagan’s air traffic controllers, and I certainly don’t want to neglect my patients - but it’s too much to take anymore.
I don’t take this recommendation lightly, but here it is. We need a healthcare strike. Every doctor, nurse, and allied health worker needs to strike until RFK and Marty Makary get the fuck out of government. Patients will suffer in the short term, but not as much as they would in the long term.
I’m pushing for a general healthcare strike until RFK and Marty Makary get the fuck out of government. Patients will suffer in the short term, which gives me pause, but they’re going to suffer much more if these maniacs are left in charge. This is destroying me.
Not sure if this will change your mind, but I really enjoy your posts.
And if I’m not mistaken, he shot through the windows. Not sure how a metal detector would stop that.
I’ve been a doctor for thirty years. I hold two board certifications, and more peer reviewed publications than I can count, and I can *maybe* spot a kid across an airport with a ferklempt Golgi apparatus. But overburdened mitochondria? No way.
New Mar a Lago sign just dropped
In anticipation of his press conference in September, RFK releases his methodology for finally determining the cause of autism once and for all.
SSRI’s don’t kill people, people kill people. Am I doing that right?
MAGA is a death cult. This is a nightmare.
In anticipation of his announcement in September, RFK releases his methodology for determining the cause of autism once and for all.
In related news, HHS releases their methodology for determining the cause of autism.
It’s not against the law to be odd. It’s. The. Guns.
We would also accept B negative.
This is getting out of hand.
Praying for God to end mass shootings is just about the laziest shit you can do. God would fucking hate it.
These children were literally in church praying when they were murdered. It’s time to stop laying this problem at god’s feet and start taking the blame ourselves.
On the contrary. 20 years ago the Supreme Court would have said “the hell you do.” Now I’m not so sure he’s wrong.
Gotta admire the negotiators that convinced Hitler to blow his brains out. Talk about the art of the deal.
To be fair, there’s no reason to deploy national guard soldiers from Ohio to be garbagemen in DC.
In full camo, in the heat of the summer, and with no pick sticks so they have to bend over to pick up every cigarette butt. He loves the troops!
I mean, I was kind of hoping for an end to the war in Ukraine and Gaza, or for grocery prices to come down, but I guess this is good, too?
Not sure how I’ll get by without listening to her music anymore, but I will survive.
The President of the United States tweeting about a comedian he doesn’t like at 2 am. This is fine.
Going whale watching out of NYC tomorrow. I’ll be sure to provide a full report.
There’s literally an infinitude of concealers out there and Trump decides to use calamine lotion on his hand? He really has no idea what his skin tone is, does he?
Supine? More like prone.