Oh-so-devout Mike Johnson tried to block the ethics committee report from being released. Why? Because he didn’t want the American people to know that Matt Gaetz was doing drugs while WORKING and paying high schoolers for sex. “Christian” Mike Johnson didn’t want anyone to know.
Maybe GodlyBoi is one of the people in the files that Mad Madam Marge was gonna drop if they fingered her little Eraserhead pal.
Wait till we learn the dirt on "Christian" Mike Johnson. You know there is something there.
Get yaself some popcorn 🍿 youtu.be/Ghxdgnkn-1M?...
THIS is outstanding! The amount of sexual deviance in the Religous sects regardless of which sect one belongs to or what they call themselves is SICKENING!
They just sentenced one here to life in prison. The problem is he's 93, the crime was committed 50 years ago, he's been free this whole time, & in his dementia he openly admitted to half a dozen other incidences.
This is delicious!
These hypocrite Christians like Johnson and pastors like Joel Osteen are why Christianity is in decline. I knew the Bible was full of shit when I was 10 and told my parents I would not be attending church anymore.
What at else did you "know" at 10?
Popcorn 🍿 please!
No doubt.
There always is 😏
*IF* Gaetz delivers. For all I know, it's empty promises only to scare the GOP.
Supposedly he also knew Kay Granger was in a memory care facility for the last 6 months, didn't tell anyone but allowed her and her staff to continue taking paychecks and someone to post online purporting to be her all of which is fraud. Again "Christian" Mike Johnson didn't want anyone to know.
I have been wondering about that. You can’t charge Granger for fraud because she has bad dementia and is in permanent memory care. But what about her staffers and House leadership?
I would think you could charge them but I'm not an atty so I'm not sure. At the very least there should be an investigation
Fraud, it’s what Jesus would do. 🙄
Jesus weeps for Mike Johnson.
Talking Snake Moses Mike Johnson is a fucking Fascist Christian who claims to worship a jealous wizard in the sky with petty anger issues... fucking lgnoranus Assholtarians...
Taking illegal drugs and having sex with an underage girl is no big deal. The real scurge in this country is transvestites reading stories at the local library.
What’s REALLY disgusting, gross, and fowl is a building full of college educated men and women who prey on the ignorance of their EXTREMELY UNEDUCATED constituents while they fill their own pockets overflow and the rest of the population has to pay for it all!! 🤨
I definitely take your point, but I’d like to offer a clarification: it’s not so much a “building full of college educated men and women” as a building with too many corrupt white men and women who bought college degrees. They aren’t educated.
He as much a Christian as my pagan ass is.
It’s been my experience, from childhood on, that the devout go to any extreme to hide their sins by protecting each other; even to the point of allowing their children to hang around pedophiles.
Can we all scream I’m a CATHOLIC SCHOOL SURVIVOR 😵💫🙋♀️!!!!!
Do as I say, not what I do. Amen.
So Madison Cawthorn was telling the truth about the Republicans.
Mike needs to go back and actually read the words written in red.
We need to convince Gaetz to be sworn in and take his seat and make Johnson either do something about it, or justify keeping a sex offender and drug abuser in the House because he needs the votes.
Just like the Catholic Diocese.
The Catholic Church did this for centuries.
Holy Moses is a typical Christian phony
#Mikeknew
Motto of the SBC!!
Mike Johnson, modern day Moses?
Lil Johnson is the biggest….
No surprises there you know he’s a holy man. 🤪🤪
Gotta shake my head at these assholes who claim to be good Christians while knowingly behaving anti-Christian and protecting those who are doing the devil’s work.
They do love to circle the wagons, don’t they?
I’m having a hard time believing that “devout” part. He’s also too chummy with the incoming sexual abuser in chief!
I didn't know Putin was a sexual abuser . Learn something every day.
Since Putin has no problem committing human rights violations 'at home' and war crimes abroad (Ukraine at least) I doubt SA is beyond his capabilities. Dictators don't tend to care about the consent of others on ANY topic.
sounds like a typical christian to me
The legacies some of these creatures are leaving... history will not be kind.
Maybe there is dirt about Mike.
Im sure hes confessed to a priest, was assigned a penance and now all is “forgiven” in the eyes of the Lord lol.. im Jewish so don’t come after me if im incorrect on how this works! I only know what Ive seen in movies lol 😆
Idk what the point in that would even be. We all already knew. This was just affirmation..
Following the catholic priest pray book. Praying no one found out.
If they had this report why were charged not laid?
Makes you wonder what Holy Mike Johnson gets up to doesn’t it? 🤔
So called Christians are the worst.
Principles take a backseat to outcomes. That is all.
He’s part of the COWC group Christian Only When Convenient. Otherwise all bets are off.
Apparently, Gaetz doesn't have a son at home, as Mikey does, to keep him in check.
Yep. We all fucked.
Disgusting, deplorable liars. The whole lot of them.
The so called Christians are the most hypocritical people
Makes you wonder what Mikey Johnson is hoping stays hidden about himself.
He's also lambasting Biden for commuting the death sentence of certain people currently on death row. What part of "Thous shalt not kill" in the Bible doesn't he understand?
They don't care. Turdlicans don't care
These MAGAts are so religious and devout, aren't they?
in the end, he had to release it because while he kept custody or it, his son's phone wouldn't stop alarming.
The shoe would be on the other foot if the report was coming out about a Democrat. Mike Johnson is nothing but a little lowlife weasel.
Methinks Mike Johnson has some very interesting skeletons in his own closet…
Agree...thinking "Fifty Shades" weird here?!
You might be right. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
100% chance the porn they watch is of the 'barely 18' variety. They see teenage girls as fresh meat, not as people.
It's just as likely they're into trans porn, as well. Republicans are closet fans of them, even if they attack them publicly. lawsuit.org/general-law/...
OMG I am saving that link and taking it to the Bad Place to piss off every MAGAt I stumble into.
👍👍👍
You think he shared it with his son ?
And GOP has no issues with putting Hunter Biden's business out there but they protect Matt G.
And Hunter is just a private citizen, not a politician in a position of public trust
Nor did Hunter get nominated by an incoming "President" to be the fucking Attorney General of the United States of America!
Hmm 🤔 wonder if Gaetz ever lied about his drug use on a gun permit?
Since we've got a weakling for an Attorney General, I guess we'll never find out.
Wee little Johnson uses his son as his porn buddy 🙄
The devil ain’t got nothing on MAGA Mike.
Q. Who is less ethical than @speakerjohnson.bsky.social? A. @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social and tRump Q. Who is more ethical than those three? A. EVERYBODY ELSE!
I guess Mike must be a “CINO” (Christian In Name Only).
Is anyone surprised? We literally have him videotaped, bumping Coke on the house floor.
Absolutely right! Some one needs to do some closet investigating on Mr. Johnson !!
Mike likes to hide things
Mike is one of many "so called christians" that shout about their faith but in reality are just pathetic scumbags.
Perhaps Nestor Gaetz and Michael Johnson have some similar “Ward of a Young Congressman” stories…
And Jesus said onto the Speaker, "Thou shalt fuck right the fuck off you fucking fuck" So says the Lord In a sign of unity, St. Peter sends tidings of emence fuck off just so there are no surprises when Johnson's time cometh.
It's astonishing to think that he thinks American people should pay for an investigation like that and not get to know what is learned from it. It's just crazy, really.
What else are they hiding?
Mike Johnson we hardly knew you. Bye bye.
The cover-up is is sometimes worst than the crime not this time. These crimes are horrific and just disgusting and the Speaker of the House was OK with it. Probably will turn himself into a pretzel trying to explain it away.
“What Would Jesus Cover-Up?”
Matt Gaetz didn’t pay for sex with a minor. A child cannot consent to sex. Matt Gaetz gave money to a child that he raped.
he is a member of a political agenda in which there are members advocating for reducing the age of consent, bringing back child brides, for him to be upset abt gaetz you would have to believe he respects women & I’m not convinced he does, his own martial arrangement would suggest they’re property
We already knew.
MTG's 🧡 friends.
And it appears the Matt won’t serve any consequences for his destructive behaviors . He is one sick man
Weasel dick Mike...another jellyfish in a sea of jellyfish GQP/MAGA fucknut traitors
Cmon Dan you stole all the Fkn adjectives . But u ain’t wrong sir !
I'm sure there are plenty of adjectives left...just tickling the surface! ✌️
Goes to show @GOP are not about transparency or getting their house in order.
ALL THAT!
I think it might be time for the ethics committee to take a look at Mike.
Agree!
Mike Johnson was too busy being porn buddies with his son to be interested in Gaetz’s statutory rape, prostitution and drugs.
Mike Johnson answers to a higher power. And it’s not God.
Being a “republican christian” is just a cover up and smoke screen
Hypocrites. ALL OF THEM
And why might that be?
No wonder people don't want to go to church anymore. Goddamn hypocrites. Johnson the devout Christian is standing up for Gaetz?? That's really lowering yourself. But like all other MAGA/Republicans they will do anything to please the orange buffoon. They will literally sell their souls for Trump.
As a fellow Canadian. The late Frank Zappa nailed it years ago...and it still stands to this day. Those dumbfooking Bible Thumping Evangelicals are a prime example.
They have.
Lying liar about having Christian ethics🤦♀️🙄, who’s surprised?
With the goal of making Gaetz AG
Well maybe Vice President Trump can have Gaetz and Jr tour the country for his never been done before campaign against drug use. Show America how only FRAT boys fail up and can do drugs all they want and still have mommy and daddy pay their way to success.
Yes! Republican's are nothing but a shithole party!!!
Freely translated from a Danish saying: Standards are good. Double standards twice as good.
How is this shit not disqualifying for all of them?
All Republicans are such demented perverts. It's just shocking. They are just these awful people but claim to be "Christians". It's disgusting but it's America these days.
They are morally bankrupt and swallow all the nonsense .. Putin and Musk will be in charge ...
Why write something so absurd?
If only vocal Christians like Johnson were more like actual Christ.
Christian Mike was probably envious.
MAGA pervs.
I think he's more concerned with what his penis is doing 'cause his son is watching...
You expect the Christian Conservative Right to be anything but self-serving?
The Christians scare me!
Is Nestor aware--because, y'know, accountability and all?
I am gonna say it again.. Johnson is def hiding something & someone who is able to verify needs to expose him
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
This but there is another more freakish thing I’ve heard abt this crazy ‘sect’ these people are in.. Opus Dei…. If you see anything verifiable abt that pls post!!
I feel the same way. I did post earlier: what's in Mike's closet...just sayin'
As much as I may believe what I’ve heard (b/c we know the ones who are the most self-righteous, pompous & indignant, pointing fingers at others, are themselves guilty of doing what they’ve accused the others), until I get the info from a trusted reliable source I do not want to repeat anything.
But you know we’ve seen this before & it never ceases to amaze me that no matter what century we’re in.. the ‘holy rollers’ are the worst of the worst. SMH
Maybe he was too busy watching his son searching websites for porn.
Seems very Christian of him.
I wouldn't take any notice of that "ethics report." If Gaetz had really done something wrong he would have been charged with a crime.
Trump did plenty and only 34 counts for criminal activity.
He’s “christian” with a teeny tiny lowercase “c”
From 2017 to 2019, Gaetz paid 12 women a total of $90,000 for sex, as reported. At $400 per date, that’s 224 sex purchases in 2 years, or about 9 payments a month or 2+ each week. Averaging cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...
Christian Nationalist Mike Johnson knew and so did Trump. Sex offenses against high school girls aren’t important to them when it comes to their own gain of power and money. Christian Nationalism is very different from Christianity. time.com/6329207/spea...
The acts of these people are reprehensible enough, but their hypocrisy, their fucking hypocrisy is what gets me. Holding up the Bible claiming to have the moral high ground, all while paying to fuck 15 yr olds while doing cocaine off their asses, & the MAGA cult buys what the hypocrites are selling.
You only have to look at Johnson to know he has his own set of very dark secrets.
Has anyone ever SEEN his porn-monitoring son?!!
Like oh so many devout worshippers. Do as I say, not as I do.
So very "Christian" of him...
@repmikejohnson.bsky.social Shame on you for trying to hide the Gaetz report from the American people ☹️
Oh geez, I am pretty sure if Moses there was able to feel shame he wouldn't be a Republican. Introspection, self-awareness, etc., always seem such foreign and inscrutable concepts to GOPers.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
It’s always these Maga perverts that are the real danger, and doesn’t Mike Johnson have his son check his porn usage or something stupid like that?
I'm thinking Moses Mike is one of the pervs Gaetz and MTG threatened to out if the ethics report was published.
The best christians are the worst people.
What a bunch of hypocrites. Terrible hiding behind their bible and throwing GOD into their sentences.. disgraceful.
bsky.app/profile/bizz...
Probably “Look, not he or anyone can stop the ethics investigation so let us go home. We look like fools!”
Well Mikey did some underage grooming himself. His skeletons are out of the closet.
And if someone were to steal his laptop, we might find pictures.
This, from Chmn Michael Guest on his dissent over releasing the report: "We believe that operating outside the jurisdictional bounds set forth by House Rules and Committee standards, especially when making public disclosures, is a dangerous departure with potentially catastrophic consequences." 1/2
Chairman Guest is unaware that his party's dangerous departures from values, integrity, honesty and accountability have brought us to this exact point, where there are no longer any rules worth following. You fuckers don't even respond to your own subpoenas, for fucks sake. 2/2
Forgiveness for we and not for thee. It’s the Republican way.
What sick broken people republicans are.
👍🏻💯
They are the same party who won't legalize the use of THC. Congress only outlawed THC because they thought HEMP and THC were the same thing. They did that so they could outlaw Hemp agriculture when DuPont got its patent to make synthetic fibers our of fossil fuels.
He's a fraud like all evilgenitals. Fake religion of being agents to oligarchs.
In America it would depend on what State he Trafficked her to?
Because he didn't do anything wrong, NOT
Christian my ass ….. 🤬
Come on JoJo, don’t go softening what happened. When an adult man has sex with an underage girl, it’s rape. So, Mike Johnson was trying to block a report about his colleague’s statutory rapes.
Mike is a KKKhristian
In The American President, MJF (the CoS) is freaking out about something & says “it’s important for us not to look like we’re panicking.” Michael Douglas (President) says “I think it’s important for us not to actually be panicking.” Mike Johnson cares about the appearance of fine, not actual fine.
Those people are such nasty humans!
He didn’t want to lose Votes on Bills either
Just because someone says their Christian, doesn't mean they really are. I've known a lot of people in my life that say they're Christian. But that's just one day a week, on Sunday for about an hour when they sit in the worship service of their said Church.
He is taking the playbook from the Vatican.
Trumps little Johnson.
Common in the church
Not ‘family values’ Mike?!!
Well, he did ‘adopt’ a 14 year old and THAT fact was dismissed way too quickly. That whole party is perverse.
he is not a christian. he's a sleazy weirdo, at best
Johnson is as sick a freak as Gaetz.
If he is Christian then I will pass. Could you imagine spending eternity with him.
Thats when you know, they don’t believe in the god they follow! They do it for show
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What did un-elected President Musk's elected Vice President Trump's little Johnson, Mike's son know, and when did he know it?
It's all about protecting the white male patriarchy. They're ready to forgive bad behavior if it helps prop up and protect the white guys in charge of decision-making and gatekeeping. Anybody else: doomed!
But was he watching Porn?! 😂
What else does he not want us to know❓❓
They, meaning the repubs, are ALL just a bunch of lying, greedy, narcissistic, fascist clowns trying to be adults at the circus with a bafoon as leader.
Yeah well they let him pretend to be an upstanding Christian. I think its a two way street in that hipocracy. His black son and that whole fishy story how he never had any legal custody of him and now he has zero to do with the family — Mike Johnson keeps secrets WITH them not for them.
Don't they both share the love of adopted adolescents?
‘Cause maga doesn’t believe in free speech anymore.
isn't that the one with the inappropriate controlling masturbation pact with an offspring? Who brags about this same sexual exploit he has with his young offspring? Wonder what they don't share in public... eww
👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼
Kind of like covering up for the pedophile priests... 🤔
The Christian way is to look out for others before yourself. And it was demonstrated here. Mike, rather than looking out for his own Johnson, was just looking out for his colleague Matt’s Johnson.
Christian!?!? NFW! #Resist
So much for Maga Mike's moral compass. Obviously, it's broken.
Who was that group they fed to the lions?
Mike Johnson will burn in hell (if he was right about the Christian God).
Don't forget that he and his son trade porn sites! You can't get and more Christian than that!!
Mike Johnson is only Christian when it suits him ☹️
WWJD
Mike Johnson needs to resign
🤬. He needs to loose his seat in 2026
When someone tells me they are a "Christian", I just assume they are a hypocrite.
Me too.
The #TrumpBible: #doge dodge: cut programs that benefit 99% to pay for tax cuts for the 1%. Amen
God gonna love him tho!
Jesus! What’s wrong with Gaetz! And Johnson for trying to cover it up.
This Gaetz is the paragon that Mr Musk was threatening people over. Who is the bigger scum, the scum or the scum who loves him?
Family values!
And Christian MTG
Another dirtbag hiding behind the Bible.
Mike Johnson should be a preacher. He’d fit right in.
Im sure that Gaetz’s wife is secure in her decision.
MATT GAETZ SHOULD be overrrrrrr
He is not a true Christian.
Maybe the two had a "porn pledge" between them where they shared kiddie pics instead of keeping their watch time down? That kind of thing might put a cramp in the speakership so he didn't want it to come out?
As if we didn’t know!! The ethics committee just needed hard proof, I guess.
Fake Christian’s gonna fake Christian
Mike Johnson looks like a perv. I am not above ad hominem.
Nominate for #CINO of the year? The completion is fierce this year but he might just squeak in under the wire.
The Congressional Democrats J6 Committee worked their Ass’s Off Up Holding The Constitution. While The MAGA SC, AG Garland, and the MAGA Cult Judiciary Branches, Judges, State, Local, LEA was Fighting Against the Constitution and Implementing Lawlessness.
"Christian and family values" in maga world are meaningless.
