Is Stephen fucking Miller running our country right now? 👀 open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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Is Stephen fucking Miller running our country right now? 👀 open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
He’s not traveling to NJ like they had announced. Not even to Florida. Sure does seem like someone is staying awfully close to Walter Reed, doesn’t it?
I don’t give a fuck if his hands look like grayscale rotisserie chickens left too long under the warming lamp at Costco… when the leader of the free world vanishes into the Mar-a-Lago ether for half a week, the American people deserve to know if he’s still upright. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Illegal sports betting: violence, mob threats, zero taxes. Legal sports betting: contracts, oversight, billions in revenue. A Seton Hall prof just dropped an interesting take on why the pearl-clutchers have it all wrong. bit.ly/4lJJLUE
His voice sounds like a kazoo being deep-throated in a truck stop bathroom, his brain fires like a malfunctioning pinball machine stuffed with dead rats, and his charisma hovers somewhere between “hangnail” and “used condom on a playground slide.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Yesterday morning, I dropped my kids at school for their first day of the year. And just hours later, parents in Minneapolis dropped their children for the last time. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
If “people are the problem”, but the guns aren’t, then why do Republicans want to keep giving the problem, guns?
The very same Republicans who said it was “too soon to talk about politics” after Sandy Hook, Pulse, Parkland, Buffalo, Uvalde etc… have been blaming the trans community for the Annunciation Catholic School shooting since the second it happened.
As Republicans inevitably blame mental health and not the guns for yet another school shooting - kindly remind them that 205 of them voted AGAINST a bill to expand school-based mental health services.
Yes! This one is a panel discussion on the Siren network.
I’ll be streaming it to my YouTube as well
Happening today at 4pm EST!! I will be joined by: @muellershewrote.com @politicsgirl.bsky.social @dgcomedy.bsky.social and @hcrichardson.bsky.social Live streaming on www.thesirennetwork.com You don’t want to miss this!!!
If the supposed “leader of the free world” is limping around like a Bluey piñata after the eighth kid, hiding bruises under pancake makeup, and concealing swollen cankles behind emoluments violations, then we have a right to know what the hell is going on. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
If Joe Biden’s hand had looked like it was covered in grey scale Fox would be running that shit on a loop 24/7.
My daughter is cuddling our dog on my bed, and for a brief, fleeting moment in time… all is right in the world. 🥹
If the supposed “leader of the free world” is limping around like a Bluey piñata after the eighth kid, hiding bruises under pancake makeup, and concealing swollen cankles behind emoluments violations, then we have a right to know what the hell is going on. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Hold on, hold the fuck on… the Trump administration is spending $500 million taxpayer dollars to paint OUR side of the border wall black? The wall HE said MEXICO was going to pay for? That wall? But we “can’t afford” pediatric cancer research?!?
Newsom SLAMS Trump in BRUTAL TAKEDOWN. www.thesirennetwork.com/p/exclusive-...
FU Morning Joe. substack.com/@jojofromjer...
The American people deserve answers about whatever the fuck is going on with Donald Trump’s health.
The Siren podcast with @gavinnewsom.bsky.social broke Fox. Whoopsies. 😂😂😂😂 @harryjsisson.bsky.social @aaronparnas.bsky.social @oliviajulianna.bsky.social www.thesirennetwork.com
FU Morning Joe. substack.com/@jojofromjer...
All of this, ALL OF IT, is to distract from the Epstein files. All of it.
“He doesn’t want history remembered; he wants it gutted. He doesn’t want truth told; he wants it gagged and replaced with fairy tales lacquered in fake patriotism.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
It’s Jesse’s laugh at the end. Gets me every time. 😂😂😂
The Siren podcast with @gavinnewsom.bsky.social broke Fox. Whoopsies. 😂😂😂😂 @harryjsisson.bsky.social @aaronparnas.bsky.social @oliviajulianna.bsky.social www.thesirennetwork.com
Newsom SLAMS Trump in BRUTAL TAKEDOWN. www.thesirennetwork.com/p/exclusive-...
🚨HOLY SHIT!! GAVIN NEWSOM REVEALS SECRET TRUMP DOCUMENTS HE’S RELEASING! Full episode of The Siren podcast drops tomorrow morning‼️ @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @oliviajulianna.bsky.social @aaronparnas.bsky.social @harryjsisson.bsky.social Link for tomorrow: www.thesirennetwork.com
For once, it feels like the fight isn’t one-sided. For once, it feels like someone on our side finally stopped polishing the participation trophy while the other side is busy smashing the trophy case with a sledgehammer. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Nancy Mace: "In my time in Congress, I actually helped secure the largest infrastructure grant in state history, in South Carolina history. So I've worked very hard on the policies that matter to voters here." (Mace is taking credit for legislation she voted against!)
🚨HOLY SHIT!! GAVIN NEWSOM REVEALS SECRET TRUMP DOCUMENTS HE’S RELEASING! Full episode of The Siren podcast drops tomorrow morning‼️ @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @oliviajulianna.bsky.social @aaronparnas.bsky.social @harryjsisson.bsky.social Link for tomorrow: www.thesirennetwork.com
For once, it feels like the fight isn’t one-sided. For once, it feels like someone on our side finally stopped polishing the participation trophy while the other side is busy smashing the trophy case with a sledgehammer. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Hey MAGA, if you’re outraged by a male cheerleader, wait until I tell you that Donald Trump’s name is in the Epstein files and now he’s refusing to release them.
You guys do not wanna miss the latest episode of The Siren podcast!! @aaronparnas.bsky.social @harryjsisson.bsky.social @oliviajulianna.bsky.social Check it out at: www.thesirennetwork.com/p/the-siren-...
This is not what leadership looks like. This is what capitulation looks like. It was grotesque pageantry: a Dollar Store dictator parade, a kennel puppy waiting for kibble, a nuclear-orange waxwork slouching in the sun while Putin took the driver’s seat. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
This is not what leadership looks like. This is what capitulation looks like. It was grotesque pageantry: a Dollar Store dictator parade, a kennel puppy waiting for kibble, a nuclear-orange waxwork slouching in the sun while Putin took the driver’s seat. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social is on the Sane(ish) podcast, killing it as always. Out now wherever you get your podcasts. youtu.be/E3Njj09EY0Y?...
Holy shit you guys, the Newsom meme game is giving me so much life right now. 😂😂😂
The GOP has gone from “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” to “Mr. Putin, confirm our conspiracy theories.”
Marge Vs Loomer The MAGA cage match literally no one asked for. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
That stupid orange shitstain makes our country look so fucking weak.
So, nothing was accomplished. No deal. No “peace”. Nothing. “It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.”
Translation: Putin brought a bunch of SVR operatives with him and pretended they’re business leaders. Probably fine that they’re hanging out right by the f-35s and stuff, right?
So fucking embarrassing.
RSVP here!! @polluterspay.bsky.social www.climaterevolutionnj.org/climatestrik...
Trump sucks, so here’s the beach, courtesy of the beautiful Jersey shore. 🏖️
So Donald Trump is going to send the national guard to Washington DC today when the people of DC don’t need them, after refusing to deploy them on January 6, when the people of Washington DC did.
“But like they say on the airplane during those safety announcements we all half-ignore: you have to put your own oxygen mask on before you help someone else. It’s never been truer than it is now.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
There is nothing like sitting down to a plate of your own Jersey tomatoes and your own basil. If I could make my own mozzarella I’d never leave the house.
The Secretary of Defense quote-tweeted a video of his Christian nationalist church pastor talking about how “women shouldn't have the right to vote." Fox: “Another Sydney Sweeney ad is causing panic on the left.”
Is today the day the mainstream media will finally ask Republicans if they agree with the Trump administration moving child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell to a cushy Club Fed?
If you can pull a trigger on a dog, Kristi, you can survive a cartoon. If you can stand in front of people stripped of their dignity and call it “security,” you can handle a parody where your cheeks slide south faster than your hand down a married man’s pants. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
If you can pull a trigger on a dog, Kristi, you can survive a cartoon. If you can stand in front of people stripped of their dignity and call it “security,” you can handle a parody where your cheeks slide south faster than your hand down a married man’s pants. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
If Kamala Harris had used our tax dollars to raise a river’s water level so that her family kayak vacation would be more fun, Fox would be running that shit on a loop 24/7 for two weeks straight.
This is a huge fucking scandal and no one is talking about it. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
This is a huge fucking scandal and no one is talking about it. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned, but if people accused me of being implicated in a horrific crime against children, and I had the files to prove that I wasn’t involved, my “strategy” would be to release the files which cleared my name, but hey, what do I know.
“Because the truth is, Republicans aren’t just playing to win — they’re playing to end the game entirely. They don’t want fair elections; they want fixed outcomes. They don’t want to debate policy; they want to decide who’s even allowed on the ballot.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
“Because the truth is, Republicans aren’t just playing to win — they’re playing to end the game entirely. They don’t want fair elections; they want fixed outcomes. They don’t want to debate policy; they want to decide who’s even allowed on the ballot.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
I’m pretty sure neither her “ass” or her “hips” know which bathroom she’s supposed to use.
Voters: We want lower prices and healthcare. Trump: Here’s a billion dollar airplane, a ballroom and a nuke plant on the moon.
It is a lot of shit to keep track of.
A message for all the Republicans who were totally cool with Texas redrawing their maps, but are now freaking the fuck out because the blue states are gonna do it too… Cry harder, bitches. Cry. Harder.
Why did the Trump administration move the convicted child sex offender he used to be close personal friends with to a lower security prison?
They say we’re the ones who hate beauty—but they wouldn’t know beauty if it lap-danced on their gun rack, blew their daddy and registered them to vote afterward. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Rest In Peace, Loni Anderson. 💔
The emperor is buck naked. And everyone knows it. But if you say it out loud, he’ll take your head. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Hey MAGA— Why did the Trump administration just move convicted child sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum security prison camp for white collar criminals?
Every single Republican elected official should be asked, every single day, if they approve of the Trump administration moving a convicted child sex trafficker to a cushy prison camp for white collar criminals. Every single day.
I call this one “Ruby in Pillow Fort.” 😂
Donald Trump just wants the next Director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics to find the 111,780 additional jobs he created last month.
From now on, all jobs numbers will be coming from the guy who says he’s 6’3 and weighs 215.
This isn’t patriotism. It’s a golden goose-stepping makeover brought to you by gout, delusion, and Overstock.com. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
So, let me see if I have this right— according to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton manufactured the Epstein list, and then put her husband’s name on it… 28 times?
America first right?
The sitting so-called president of the United States says that he ended a 15 year friendship with a child sex trafficker because he “stole” a teenage girl from him. Just think about that.
I posted about getting a mammogram and the MAGA trolls wished cancer on me. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Trump is spending $200 million of our tax dollars on a “golden ballroom” in the White House, but we “can’t afford” pediatric cancer research.
I posted about getting a mammogram and the MAGA trolls wished cancer on me. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
The MAGAidiots made this as some sort of “own”, but it’s actually fucking awesome. It’s me and my friends — Thanks losers. 😂😂😂
He called starving kids in Gaza “pretty hungry” based on what he “saw on television,” as if he’s just a bystander offering Yelp reviews for humanitarian disasters. This is not how presidents speak. This is how you talk about a sandwich you forgot in the fridge. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
US taxpayers just paid $10M for Trump’s trip to Scotland so he could cut a ribbon on his new golf course, but we “can’t afford” pediatric cancer research.
Can you imagine if Joe Biden had said he never had the “privilege” of going to Epstein island?!? The privilege?!! MAGA would be losing whatever the fuck is left of their damn minds.
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” — FDR “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — JFK “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” — Ronald Reagan “The windmills are driving the whales loco.” — Donald J “for Genius” Trump
“Waging Peace” is the most important film you’ll watch this year. Because it dares to ask: what if we chose coexistence over chaos? bit.ly/4lLVBi2
And the simple, gut-wrenching truth here is this: no one cuts deals with monsters unless they are terrified of the truth those monsters could unleash. And no one empowers a trafficker—unless they have something they need to keep buried. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Shit I forget — it looks like a bird.
Lindsey really stepped in it this morning. 😂
How do you heal when the world won’t stop reopening your wounds? How do you reclaim your voice when the powerful keep shouting over you? How do you move forward when the people who harmed you are never held back, never punished, never even named? open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
More of this please!!!
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” — FDR “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — JFK “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” — Ronald Reagan “The windmills are driving the whales loco.” — Donald J “for Genius” Trump
35 of his family members were killed in Gaza. He’s partially deaf from an airstrike. He was born into war—and still chooses peace. Ahmed isn’t asking for your sympathy. He’s asking you to listen.
“Waging Peace” is the most important film you’ll watch this year. Because it dares to ask: what if we chose coexistence over chaos? bit.ly/4lLVBi2
Ok I need an outdoor tv!!!
It ain’t perfect — but it brings me joy. 🥰
