So, the MAGAincels who went from being experts on infectious diseases to experts on vaccines, military withdrawals, presidential immunity, firearm forms and libel law, are now experts on interoceanic waterways and international shipping policy. Do I have that just about right?
P.T. Barnum could not have done better !
The sad part is most of them read on the sixth grade level
Absolute experts on being absolute morons!!
MAGA: "I do my research!!!" TRANSLATION: Read 5 Tweets from Libs of Tiktok, Catturd, Tucker, Elon, and Trump. 🤣😂
You forgot, “And watched 12 straight hours of Fox News followed by channel surfing between OAN and Newsmax for the next 4+ hours.”
Don't forget YouTube videos.
One of the UK TV channels shows a lot of Judge Judy from the 00s. After a few episodes it is abundantly clear why Trump won.
Yeah, ex spurts.
They are experts at reverse engineering. Whatever it takes to justify their political BS du jour. Rank and arrogant dishonesty and corruption are their tools of choice. What a miserable life! For yet another example:
Well said!
Exactly!
Whatever their overlords tell them. Their wisdom filters down from Heritage Foundation, Rogan, Mush & Swammy. God help them when signals get crossed.
Uh-oh! Are signals crossing before team 🍊 ascends? Who will win his heart 🍄 or bannon the cannon?
Pretty much, yeah. And if you said you liked Spaghetti and meatballs, they would be “anti-pasta.”
And doing their expertise from the trailer.
Every MAGA regardless of color. youtu.be/9ROOi5xagxg?...
Ptetty much! LOL
I would think so. They have a certain brilliance to themselves don't they. Every time I see a Maga interviewed, I'm amazed at their brilliance. You have to be brilliant just to find the goofy shit they wear to make their brilliance shine.
There is a Broad Base for Educating for Every topic available using the Internet, ya know. Just take a minute, Do Your Own Research. 😁😁😁
They have transformed into jackasses is no trade!!
They know everything. All the Kool-aid drinking made them experts.
Had painful convo forced on me tday re China's control of canal and inflated tariffs for use of canal and how Trump will fix it! I'm 100% sure she can't find Panama on a map much less the canal Before I could respond she moved on to her increasing following & influence on X Not the flex she thinks
Segueing to international shipping policy is just a natural progression of their mad skillz.
You forgot about experts in a 2 millennia long holy war between two archaic dogmas.
Yup. Sounds like the MAGAs around here. Experts on pretty much everything… and completely WRONG every single time.
Yes I believe so 🤔😡
Have you ever noticed that the people that know everything and the ones that know nothing are usually the same people
Duning-Kruger in action.
Only the smartest and the best!
Yes. They are the biggliest thinkers who have been waiting for their electric roadsters since 2017 after paying a $50K deposit. Meanwhile in other news no roadsters because so much idiocy. www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-r...
They know everything!
Turns out that every field of specialisation is just "whatever Trump say good, rest bad". Who knew?
Didn't you know, they know everything...
aside from their own hypocrisy. /sadlulz 😂
But it's not their fault. Irony wasn't covered at Trump University.
45 bankrupt steaks & 45 failed vodka’s later a 45 bankrupt casino later …
Yup and their lack of experience and foresight puts us on a fast moving train with zero direction.
I mean, all those are just minor parts of their overall expertise but yes. Yes you do have that just about right. Any other questions...?
If you missed something it probably wasn’t important to the GOP or their family.
That's correct - just like Trump, they learn EVERYTHING about a thing in 5 minutes and NOBODY knows as much about that thing than them. That's how it works; it's a super cool system, not annoying at all.
Nailed it!
And economics, don’t forget about those gahtdamn eggs!
They’re over the economy now. Prices are now allowed to go up, unemployment can go up, the markets can go down, and it’s all not only ok, but somehow better.
You forgot the bit about bendy spines and bruised foreheads
What next 🤷♀️. I spend my days feeling like I’m walking the plank until DT is nominated and destroys our country and the world. I am sad, frightened, angry, disbelief and helpless!
Aww is somebody a lil scared girl? Yes? It’s okay, the grownups will bring America back from the cesspool of Marxist ideology that has ruined it and protect even your freedom of speech.
Just stay angry.. something will come to you
And don’t forget these angry boys are experts on Woman’s Reproductive Health.🙄
I have enough trouble keeping track of my own delusions.
Aren’t they amazing? But if they’re such geniuses, why did they vote for a moron?
They seem to be knowitalls.
🤦🏻♀️🇨🇦🤦🏻♀️
Experts in their dreams.
They are "experts" in everything! It's all connected, man....
You do!
They do their homework. There are so many experts on Facebook who know everything about everything that they can't help becoming experts themselves.
It's great they can multitask, isn't it?
Hahaha hahaha
So if you're an expert on everything, you're an expert on nothing? Tracks!
Just about The idiocy amazes me..
They are just minions that are directed by conspiracy pushers aligned to chump.
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Sadly, that is how they see themselves. If they peruse a couple pages on Wikipedia, they’re officially experts (in their mind). I’m not knocking Wikipedia… they’re 1 of 1,000,000 great sources, like .gov .edu .org .etc……
MAGAtBrain: akin to industrial ag manure spreaders (with less intelligence.)
yup
Hey Jo. Quite a few magats in your comments. Can you block so we don’t see them thanks. lol.
You can do that yourself.
Honestly love seeing the magats in the comments. Makes it so much easier to find and block them myself
They are not experts in understanding Dunning-Kruger.
The one rule of the Dunning - Kruger club is that if you are a member you don't know you're a member...
I was going to look up the meaning of Dunning-Kruger but, what the heck, I figured I already knew.
They are experts on absolutely everything. Just ask them.
Yeah, they are “experts” but hate the educated, woke, condescending elites. Not sure how they can be experts if they’re not “educated” 🤔
Anyone can be an expert in Trump world. All they have to do is claim they are an expert, even if they know nothing about a subject.
As long as they submit and repeat his ideas and thoughts, he’ll call them experts The minute they think on their own they are out It’s all one big apprentice season with all competing factors not knowing what he’s doing or saying with the other contestants (cabinet, and apparatus enabling him)
They think anybody with a third grade education or higher is a commie pinko elitist. They get all the news they need from social media (I literally heard someone say this)
The MAGA crowd hates anyone with an IQ over 70
I hate to say this but that's pretty much where I'm at regarding news. Most of what is really going on is never reported on by the "media."
Depends on the media. U.S. based, corporate owned news, no. NPR has been pretty factual, PBS, and BAI to name a few. If you want to delve a bit deeper, Mother Jones, and a few others may be left biased, but actually verify facts before reporting.
Criticism of the MSM is valid, no matter your political inclination. Social media isn't the remedy of the issue though, it's even worse.
I'm not saying it's the remedy but social media has enabled me to find better news sources.
What do you consider better news sources on social media?
Me too. Heather Cox Richardson and Joyce White Vance have been two of my go-to’s on social media for several years. I also get the daily notifications and breaking news posts from AP and Reuters.
I love HCR and JWV!
And yet they have no awareness that Putin has a beef with Panama because they won't let his sanctioned oil through the Canal...Not that they'd connect the two things...
Yup
They don't think for themselves. The right-wing outrage angertainment/propaganda machine? They pick whatever kook they can pull out of obscurity and present them as an expert on whatever the outrage of the day is...that's who they parrot.
You left out being experts on foreign land acquisitions that rival the Louisiana Purchase.
And a month ago none of them believed the climate science that will make these routes possible
Sure, but you missed governing, weather control, Jewish space lasers, hurricane fighting nukes and a few more
That pretty much sums it up.
Yes unfortunately 😟
they're still trying to figure out how the ocean's waters don't fall off the flat earth
X perts. (Or is it X perps?)
Ex-spurts
They know everything because they are about to change the laws and rules. We are in big ass trouble.
Constitutional scholars, when the virologist gig is slow.
The only thing that woodchipper of a cootchie you have will accept is a steely dan. Which explains your horrible attitude.
There is nothing they won't twist and grossly deliberately misunderstand, then double down on as some sort of gospel truth.
#Greenland? #Panama? Yawn. #DonnysDistractions We’re keeping a list:
Just wait, they’re only getting started…for people who LOVE to dismiss and shit all over experts, they sure seem to embrace BEING ones with zero compunction (or actual knowledge), huh…? 🙄
You forgot Constitutional Scholars...
They are just as "expert" at all of it, as in NOT expert in any of it!
Well, I’d say they’re taking orders from the people providing them with talking points. Just like the mis & disinformation and outright lies we’re inundated with every time there’s a serious conversation about universal health coverage.
Whatever President Mushrat lies about the magats will swear to it. Worst people in the history of the Earth.
Yep, this is why they don't value education.
There’s nothing they aren’t experts in😂😂
You forgot how they're also all expert economists that DEFINITELY know what a tariff is and how dare you say they don't
In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill?
The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression.
But surely this time it will work! Wait what's that..? It didn't work the LAST time Trump raised tariffs either? But like... You know, third time's the charm!
All-around experts in everything while simultaneously spitting on education...
Apparently so! I mean, they have all that education from Twitter.
Spot on
Of course. They know how to do their own research, no education required.
Yep. They get their expertise from morons on Fox News, Truth Social, etc. and then just repeat the same phrases over and over while sipping on toxic Kool aid.
Dont forget they are also experts on all forms of energy. Mainly oil though. Drilling, imports/exports, the strategic reserve, and of course the Keystone XL.
They are experts on women’s health, too. It’s truly amazing how much medical knowledge they have gained by watching FOX News and reading random X posts.
Exactly!!
Yep-Totally delusional.
Experts on reproduction rights
I would suggest a minor correction: “experts” rather than experts.
No, there will be more....
And women's bodies and reproductive health, of course!
Just like their boy. I'm an expert on almost everything. I thought you people didn't trust experts. We don't, just dear leader.🙄
The level of anti-intellectualism among the right is staggering. Anyone who is well educated or exceptional is considered a threat by the MAGA cult. There was a time when Americans strived to make this country better for the next generation. Now it’s slash-and-burn and leave nothing but ashes.
It was a long Joe Rogan one day podcast. A lot of serious shtuff got covered.
Just about, but we shortsighted the stupidity of the people, who thought so many people wouldn't see the con, especially after the first time. when Michelle Obama said at a Harris rally, that she should be leading by 10 points made me think of when Hillary said the same thing, I should have known.
You are right!
They have velcro fasteners on their shoes. Knotting shoelaces is a bridge too far.
LOL!
Trumptards, every last one of them!
They’re all clowns! 🤡
Because they don't have those woke college educations holding them back.......
Checks notes..... Yes you are correct. They all took the Musk school of engineering classes offered over the weekend along with Trumps economic seminar offered late Sunday night. Missed it? No worries. They mainly talked about how great their relationship is. and a threesome with Putin I think? 🤣
Yes. As their leader was born with a complete set of knowledge about everything. Proof that actual learning is woke nonsense.
Red hats are dogschitt: always place them in the appropriate trash bin.
Like their cult leader, they know more about any given subject than anyone else possibly could. 🤨
So well said🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤 That’s why I love your posts so much!
JoJo well said.
You can add the Canadian government, free trade agreements, and the actual size of Greenland to that, too…….
Pretty damn close
You're rarely even close to being right, Ms. Makeup. Why should this post be any different?
Oralè Resister Jojo Boebert wants to take back the Panama Canal From Egypt 🇪🇬? And they want to eliminate The Department of Education? #PayNpray #USDemocracy
They just repeat Russian propaganda, maybe.
lunacy
I think he thought Panama is Spanish for Panhandle in Florida
I’d go to Panama City 3-4 times a week when I lived in Gulf Shores… Now I’m global shipping, trade & supply chain expert too🤪‼️
I thought something very similar, but I learned better in second grade. Thanks, Mrs. Ronan!
Doesn’t know Jack about Panama
#Xpertasia 😆
MAGA = Dunning Kruger.
Canals are notoriously impossible to control with largest militaries on planets
Trump: Hold my beer
That pretty much sums it up.
Their breadth of knowledge is sooooo impressive 🤪😵💫
Don’t forget, they also know more about economics than … … the Economist
Well, it's better than having to tidy their rooms.
Amendment 14, Section 3
Yikes
If you're not an expert, then change policy so you are.
You forgot their expertise in matters of women’s reproductive health.
I was just checking comments before adding that
Well pretty much but I wouldn't necessarily call them incels considering whole families are MAGA. I could have been described as an incel but am far removed from MAGA beliefs. Using incel as a slur is pretty lazy and oversimplies.
They hate being called incels though. So we call them that and that’s what a good chunk of his Gen Z voters are
Ah so because x group hate being called incel then all is good and damn anyone else who are being lumped in with the arseholes? I doubt that would be seen as acceptable for other groups.
Why does it bother you if you’re not one of them? Also like it’s meant to be an insult. It means you can’t get laid despite wanting to. If you don’t want to have sex, there are other words for you like celibate. You’re giving “not all men” right now. It’s wild how y’all take offense to this shit
Did you read my initial comment? Also why do I need to 'be one of them? I aren't gay so should I ignore the abuse towards that group?
Incels are bad people. They have been from the beginning of the existence of that word. You wanting to change that doesn’t actually change anything.
Like. Here is the literal definition: member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile toward women and men who are sexually active. Yeah. Definitely don’t want to insult that upstanding group
What they don't know they will just check with Chatgtp.
I literally had someone post a picture from ChatGPT in response to my post at the other place yesterday 🤣
I can see the questions now..."Hello Mr. Chatgpt, how do ai prove the election was rigged"...
Chatgpt: "You don't need to call me "Mr." or "Chatgpt" btw you won the election"
It's so crazy. I used to debate the alt right conservatives tRumpers, etc. During one debate he says, "That's not what ChatGpt says!" I said you're seriously debating my brain with AI nonsense?! You're not using your own intelligence? You're cheating with a computer?! I don't debate people anymore.
That's wild.
Just wait until their chosen dictator screws them over royally. What kind of "experts" will they be for that?
Classic dictators, always being elected and shit
They’ll have an excuse. They always do.
Yep. They're experts in everything and nothing.
Yep! As we say jack of all trades but master of none.
Yep, you’ve got it right. These are also the same people who don’t know the difference between your & you’re, they’re, there & their, and to & too.
I believe you've summed it up!
Almost. They have an equal amount of expertise in all of those fields because they have the same amount of knowledge in each. That happens to be none.
Sounds right
I guess America likes the incredible danger Trump and his sycophats poses.. or you'd all be doing something more than talking about it day in and day out. Talk is cheap and worse the more you all just talk, the happier 'they' all are...
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Right On, JoJo!!!
Yes, we know more than you about these things. You're welcome.
We'll look into it, but #DayOne agenda (also called do everything at once), is already 59 items long--the bulk matters if you want to lower eggs' prices, hopefully w/o salmonella--as per #Axios:
I have not given up hope for his demise before 1/20!
They be educated but simple folks
Spot on
Yes, but you forgot about female reproductive healthcare.
And next week they'll be experts on something else.
Week seems high. I give it an hour.
Well, it is already Friday, but OK.
The coolest thing about the Dunning-Kruger effect is it mean you are an expert of everything.
And women’s reproductive thingies!
No worries Jo, they can't wipe their asses without detailed directions on how to do so...
Hey! They do their own research, remember?!?!?
Unfortunately, yes. What an ignorant bunch of jerkoffs they are.
Pretty much.
Yes they earned their doctorate at that larnin place what trump ran till them gubmmint types shut it down cause too much truf was being done told
Yes, Jo. Indeed they are experts on everything 🍊 says.
They began their education at Facebook U, got their masters at Twitter/X U. With some additional classes taught at FOX U. It's scary as hell.
I’m sure they also attended Trump U at some point.
Yup. Remember, vice president stinky’s uncle went to MIT, joe rogan has abs and russell brand has an English accent. I mean what other Bona Fides do you need?
The man who wants to be the next PM of Canada had a hidden hashtag on all his YouTube videos for FOUR YEARS and our media basically ignored it. The hashtag was #mgtow and this is what it's all about. This man has no business leading any country. Ever. #canadasky #cdnpoli www.adl.org/resources/ar...
Who went from thinking they are experts on … Let’s see how much they can lower their also much complained costs of groceries?
You may be leaving out a few areas of their amazing competence ("but her emails!" "but his laptop" "Laura Fuckin' Loomer!") but yeah, yer on the right track.
Buttery males.