Hold the fuck on a second… Are you telling me that the same damn ammosexual assholes who were shooting up “woke” beer cans, burning Barbie dolls and boycotting Targets over rainbow fucking flags, are now referring to Donald Trump as their daddy?
Hold the fuck on a second… Are you telling me that the same damn ammosexual assholes who were shooting up “woke” beer cans, burning Barbie dolls and boycotting Targets over rainbow fucking flags, are now referring to Donald Trump as their daddy?
“Father”. It’s a cult, Jo.
Pretty much. Sorry.
All is normal... On Planet Mental.
Yeah. Next step-full on conversion to Orcs.
😂 such bitches!
And according to gibson daddys taking his belt off. Weird
ewww. so creepy and cringey
Probably never had a daddy of their own growing up.
Freud turning in his grave
Yes but they have to lick orange man’s butthole once a month as they read from his bible
He isn't and NEVER will be my daddy!
Yep. I was told Trump was my daddy and to get over it. I almost vomited.
Yup bending backwards and forwards. The roman republic way. All roads lead to Rome. That's what they say.
Sounds about right coming from a group at their intelligence level.
They act like femboys lol, calling him "Daddy" Trump lmao
The cognitive dissonance of that bunch is off the chain.
Why yes it appears to be true
"Ammosexual"- this term needs to be mainstream
The people who read at a 3rd grade level, and are perpetually throwing tantrums have selected their shared communal father figure and heeeee’s…..exactly what you imagined. He’s just…*deep breath*…awful.
And very specifically fantasizing about their daddy giving out spankings with a belt. It’s pretty fucked up.
Ew probably. Freaks.
Yes, but *Pedocrats* are the problem....
EVERY accusation is a confession with them. I’m not convinced that Kristi didn’t eat the puppy she shot.
Yup, that’s about the gist of it
Yep! 😬😳
Yup, the same ones. They need to get out the BDSM leather suits, whips and chains. Tell them that the ball gag is to their right and to have fun being Trump's bitch.
Ewww!!!!
He ain’t my fucking daddy!
Creepy AF
I saw a photo of a creepy t-shirt worn proudly by a middle-aged neighbor… that declared her “Daddy” was back (in the White House). Disturbing… demented perv of a “daddy” 😱
Cult stuff
They’ve been referring to de Santis as daddy for years. It’s super gross.
Pure Beta Energy MAGA Guys give off!
Noooooo! What the... 🤯
Gives a whole new take on "Who's your Daddy"!!! 💙😁🐢💙
“Ammosexual” 😂😂😂😂😂
I don't like to kink shame, but they are like the couple that insist the sub wears a leash when they go out to Applebee's.
ITS DEFINITELY NOT A CULT. 🍊💩🤡 daddi bois
So fucking sick
More like their pimp cause you know.......
🤮
ewwww
Ammosexuals Bazinga! I’m gonna have to borrow that term.
OMFG... they ARE all closeted gays!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm 💯 sure the gays don't want their names on that.
It's not a matter of wanting. They are all utterly subhuman and self-loathing sociopaths. That's what self-loathing and living a lie does when carried to its logical extreme. As 'a gay,' I tell you to educate yourself.
You are 100% correct.
Sick-o-phants
Very cult like
Yes indeed that would be them.
Mel Gibson certainly thinks so! Alcoholism really screws up your brain!
So fucking weird. It's totally not a cult though, right?
😂😂😂
What a strange world we’re in
Hmm! Hmm! Will daddy invite them to Mar a Largo or any of his other resorts? When will they get a clue. He doesn’t give two hoots about them. He would cross the street if he saw them coming in his direction. Wouldn’t shake their hands.
Unbelievable 😡😡😡
Pete! Miss him.
Just took the Las Vegas Raiders HC job.
Thanks for the info! 😊
Sounds right
"Ammosexual!" 🤣🤣🤣❤️
If only these people would go to therapy.
IF ONLY THESE PEOPLE WOULD GO TO THERAPY! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I’ve seen one of them come out of therapy. This man had on a F-ck Democrats shirt, and his whole car was a literal shrine to tRump. It was scary.😬😬
I'm just going to assume if someone has a red MAGA hat on that it's MENTAL ILLNESS and I'm putting my headphones on to ignore.
Therapist here. Please don't throw these people at us... More seriously. I've seen what the right wing propaganda machine has done to triggering my vets PTSD. The demagoguery is very effective in triggering that hindbrain response. (And I'm more than happy to work with people across all stripes.)
This is why i feel they all need a good spanking
Twisted
Maybe they’ll take turns with the belt ‘cuz both of them are sadistic.
They sure are.
Only when they are on their knees..."Who's your daddy?"
My eyes just rolled so far back in my head, I flipped backwords. 🙄🙄🙄
Makes sense to me. SQUAWK!
@jojofromjerz.bsky.social its hard to be creppier than people who worship a charismatic leader, but you pull it off! You worship an invisible faceless bureaucracy that swaps faces every 4 years
🤯🤨🤔
yea, thats the gist of it
Paternity Test!
Well, they’re his bitches, aren’t they?
Masculine Energy!
Worthy of a cringe.
For realz
Evidently.
Their psychological problems outnumber the stars in the night sky, but getting help would force them to acknowledge they aren’t the perfect human specimen they claim to be.
Hahaha!
Sick and twisted, isn't it? But, yeah. That pedo, Gaetz, started that garbage.
👍🏽
🤮
The pathology behind the mass illness will no longer be studied by the NIH.
Well, he did screw around a lot!
Yeah they're all weak little betas
They just hope he'll bend them over and shove a rolled up stack of hundies in there for each of their patriot asses.
I could literally vomit! I am a grown @ss women and do NOT need or want a “daddy”. It’s disgusting!
It’s so insane!!
Yes, because of all that masculine energy!! WTF? No wonder these men are alone!
I have….some theories.
They want him to spank them … Mel Gibson wants Hoghead to spank him spank me spank me … It sounds something but masculine isn’t it. Maybe Stallone, Angie jolies grandfather, Mel Gibson and others can spank each other
They are kinky boys. Proud and kinky. And naughty. Proud naughty kinky boys.
Color me shocked... not
I must say, they have awful taste. They can’t even pick a good looking guy to lust after! I know it’s more about what’s inside, but he’s clearly lacking in that department as well.
🤮the idea anyone would lust after the dum orange d makes me vomit
🤮🤮🤮
Indeed!
It’s their kink.
MAGA= retarded. Pretty simple to explain. Too bad that they understand the power of the vote better than us.
Exactly! They love their “Daddy” because he punishes & persecutes the people they are afraid of & hate. They have no idea they’re NEXT!
They were projecting the whole time! 🤣🤣
So, daddy issues play a big factor in this. Not at all surprised. Also, 🤮
It’s freaking sick
The only thing these noodle dicks can get up is insulin prices!
We’ll see in the near future how “daddy” doesn’t give a shit about them. I won’t help you either, this is a hole YOU dug, lie in it.
He’s used to women who look like vanky calling him daddy.
I’ve always call him their grandpa. Do I fix it or should I wait for them to fix it?
Umm, that would be a fucking unbelievable YES.
"Big Daddy!"
Big Daddy was dying of cancer.
Yup because they are weird as fuck! God help us.
Yea. Creepy AF 🤯
🤮🤮🤮
Who's yer DADDY?
Why yes.
Yes they are and they want a whipping with his belt. I know, I know, it's sick.
Yeah I saw a comment about how he's "taking off his belt" today. So creepy. What on earth happened to these poor fools to cause them to speak that way.
Lil Mushroom 🍄 DADA.. Alphas my Asterisk..
It's sickening.
They’ve always been a bunch of little cocksuckers.
Should that Shock us..⁉️😳
No. Nobody's telling you that, you asswipe .
Where do you think authoritarians come from? Their entire lives are a desperate grappling for the approval daddy never showed them.
And it’s gay if you have a girlfriend and can give her orgasms. Literally these people are fucking stupid. They shouldn’t be allowed to talk let alone run shit.
Nor should they be allowed to procreate.
Facts! Fuck the dumbest are also always the ones trying to populate the Earth w their brand of stupidity.
Chemical castration. Perhaps the male-to-female transition drugs should be added to their Coors Light.
The 'male-to-female transition drugs' are called 'hormones', and you have them, too. If you're going to use trans tropes to drag cis people, the least you could do is get the terms right, FFS.
🩵💕🤍 Esp. when women in menopause like myself use them now & other than birth control- I had jacked up hormones & repro issues for 30+ yrs & my fave fact: when women get “bitchy” every month- it’s bc our testosterone is highest- we are literally acting manly. 🩵💕🤍 TY@aubergeniuslab.bsky.social
Noted.
Don't start trying to explain 2nd grade science to them. It's too advanced for their pea sized brains.
He's probably getting off to it with his teeny tiny limp dick. 😂🤣
Sounds like it’s straight from the gospel according to that wanker Andrew Tate. Who’s probably as gay as you can be.
It’s all the incels. All the one dimensional, “we should be allowed to fail up & get laid on your hard work while we call you losers for not being flush w cash,” toxic wastes of oxygen have decided it is “gay” to ensure women have all the orgasms. Women are wizards, incels are stumps.
They are so warped I'm sure some of them are calling him Zaddy to boost his fragile ego. 🤮
Barf gag.
Make Assless Chaps Great Again.
Not just Daddy, but the New Jesus Christ
yep we were right all along...in the closet
Went with my son and his friends to play trivia the other night and one of the teams was named Daddy Trump is back. We all gagged! So happy that they came in 8th place.
Yeah we shoot at woke beer cans instead of shooting at people (Trump) who we don’t like. Now what was that you said about ammosexual again.
Still an ammosexual. When I want to shoot people, I go down to the firing range and get some targets. I don't buy a bunch of product from a company I am mad at. Y'all are so ridiculous and backwards.
The only thing you Liberals are ahead of is your ass and that’s only by a few inches.
Awww is the little "fuck your feelings" person in their feelings because someone called them an ammosexual? So fragile.
Feisty my ass Cry baby more than anything else
So so fragile just couldn’t let it go Had to cry on my shoulder Poor thingy
Awwwww and poor poor baby is upset because I responded poor poor baby You want me to sing you beddy bye
Oh no poor little Feisty cry baby’s feeling are hurt again. Just can’t let it go can we. Poor thing didn’t mommy teach you to take your own medicine Dish it out can’t take it Want me to rock you sleep for your after noon nap sweetie
Since you're a servant, I have a pair of boots you can lick clean, btw.
When can we meet to accomplish that I thought you’d never ask
You couldn't handle this, push pop. Simmer down.
Okay anything your little heart desires
Your insults are lackadaisical. Poor thing, American education at its peak.
Yes we are backwards as all get out!!! But still thousands and thousands of light years ahead of y’all
You are so ahead you are taking us back to the 1930s. With the racism, crime, crashed economy (again), no health care, misogyny - thanks but no thanks. Please please go look at the actual future that other countries are currently living in. We could be there too!
Yeah, pig-fucking rednecks were early supporters of FelonTrump, so this is unsurprising.
They are a joke
The cracker mind virus has taken over the country and the little Nazis are crying out for convicted felon daddy.
It’s immaturity and SDE!!
They're afraid to admit they're 1% gay because they're afraid they're only 1% not gay
This makes a lot of sense. In my experience, the most hysterical homophobes have questions about what turns them on. How homophobia has everything to do with the fear of enjoying a dick up your ass. As if this is the only thing defining us queers. ‘Come out, come out, wherever you are’ indeed
Hilarious, isn't it?
Even Mel Gibson. 🤣
Fucking weirdos
Lol, right!!
Daddy taught them how to hunt. Daddy taught them to disrespect women and immigrants. They NEED their daddy. Honestly, they have special feelings for daddy.
🤣😭🤣😭
Yes. Yes they are. And this is why the patriarchy needs to be destroyed from the inside immediately
It is creepy as fuck.
Creep a palooza
No kink shaming here, but what a bunch of cucks.
It's a cult.
Like in "sugar daddy". Wit the the major difference that the MAGAts think that they are gold diggers but only coming up with this:
It really is as sickening as it sounds.
Such a weird kink…
cant fix stupid
“ammosexual”! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You go girl! #Ammosexual
And apparently they want him to spank them too
I was at a client the day after the election. Two employees were there in the background chatting. They were giddy. One of them said to the other, "DADDYS HOME" 😑
Oh wow. Not good.
Burgaw NC
if these Alpha Bros weren’t so destructive, they’d be hilarious
It is 🤮🤮🤮
It's a fascist thing. Back in the day in Germany, many "ammosexual a______s" who fashioned themselves great warriors had no problem entering in a slavish, obsequious relationship with their own Big Daddy, Mr. Hitler. Fascists see it as a "manly" (more boyish really) and militaristic relationship.
What goes in that a______s slot? Do we fill it in with any word, starting with an A, which works with “ammosexuals”? This is fun! Likely it’s not: Astrophysicists, Antifascists, abolitionists or astronomers? I’ve got it! “Alcoholicassholologists” (& I had to fight my iPhone to type that.)
👀👀👀
Cute, ain't it?
SIck, really SICK!!!
I suggest SaltDaddy
The GOP dirty little secret- MAGA guyz homoeroticism... 😘
They were doing this all along JoJo
MAGA yearns for a reversion to an infantile state.
I think it's a fascist tactic (declaring the leader as father of the people, as in, "he knows best") but leave it to Republicans to say it in a way that makes your skin crawl 😖 www.huffpost.com/entry/10-sma...
The Proud BOYS needed a Daddy...
That’s so gross
Bwahahahaaaa
And singing about getting a room at the YMCA so you can have fun with all the boys.
Locker room talk! 😉😉😉
I want someone to explain this to me, because it has driven me up the wall since forever. Just tell me what the fucking logic involved here is, because it escapes me entirely. Everything about the Trump regime is anti-gay, trans, etc. and yet their theme song is YMCA? Is it like a middle-finger?
Hurt masculinity.
No it’s because they’re actually incredibly stupid
Certainly can’t dispute that on a preponderance of the evidence.
Good point! They are too dumb to know what that song is about! It's the theater of the absurd.
I think that the weird hurt masculinity angle runs deep. They’re angry and aggrieved.
Is it though? Can we just write off millions of people as ignorant dumbfucks? But then… evidence prevails, doesn’t it? And so we are depressed for good reasons. Never mind.
Ignorant, and willfully so. By choice. 🫤
They are truly the weakest of weak!
😂
And they wonder why we call them weird.
The daddy that just made them a bunch of b*tches, given the order designating all persons the gender assigned at conception? Yeah….that’s the one.💅😎
Well, we now know who was missing in their lives.
They all have fragile penis syndrome, they don't have any balls
Whenever Wife and I see a Big Ass Truck, we say ‘Sorry about yer dick!’
🤣🤣🤣🤣🦋
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My wife and I do the same thing!
Good! Where are you? We in the PNW, Grants Pass Oregon, home of Bubba and Bubbette and their BATs. Still in culture shock from our move from home, Cali 8 years ago
I'm gay, and I don't even want a Daddy! So sick they do that.
Sounds legit. You were expecting Consistency from Cretins?
Trump is a felon. He had to give up all his guns.
Now, now. We're not supposed to kink shame.
Of course...
Kind of icky, isn't it?
Holy shit I’m going to vomit! 🤮