First year that I’ve not watched the Super Bowl. Not with Donny Dumbshit there

Me too. I've watched every televised inauguration and Super Bowl till this year. I refuse to listen to or watch anything with him.

Politely disagree. He has the most personal experience at this job, and while his voice is squeaky and annoying, he does have a good amount of insight. Cris Collinsworth is Satan's taint.

He’s no Romo.

Did you hear his “stud“ comment? Hilarious!

Cringey! He little to say except the obvious things, shallow.

But he is bringing people together… Unlike the fucking Fox News commercial… I have a pillow to throw at the tv…

He’s almost as bad as Gronk is in commercials

It’s great to hear about his own entire career during the big game. And let’s get him on camera a little more

Switched to the Spanish network...much easier on the ears

$375 M bad....

Right??? He’s insufferable. His favorite words are “I” and “me”.

But he is a great minority owner! He’s gonna get me a great QB this year! I don’t think he’s near as bad as Romo. 🤷‍♀️

He looked really bad tonight.

That’s what she said.

Definitely

Ikr? And Kevin Burkhardt leaving a long pause after Tom’s mistake like, no, you can hang yourself on that one, not even going to cover for you not knowing which quarter we’re in. 😂

I’m ok with it. Better than most of the announcers since John Madden

He sucks! Get Tony Romo in next year to do this.

He was still saying the KC defense was playing well when the score was 24-0.

Does he feel compelled to speak nonstop?

He spent his whole life getting good at football and resisting his urge to eat a second strawberry. He's had no time to develop feelings or a personality.

Somebody needs to stuff his suck with a cold hamberder. Ever since that day at the WH with Trump, after winning the Super Bowl, Brady and the Patriots can kiss my hairy ass.

To be fair he’s not projectile vomit bad. Just kinda throw up in your mouth a bit bad. And boring. Zzzzz

Giselle, we understand how you felt. 🫶🏻

I've seen things in the litter box with more personality.

I'll respectfully disagree. I think his ability to provide depth of knowledge and make it entertaining is impressive.

Almost as bad as Kamala Harris is at running for president!

Agree 100%. No one wants to hear how you felt when you won or lost. I vote Greg Olson to commentate next year.

Second that

lol Jo!

Hate is always bad - except when you hate Tom Brady. That's ok.

He kind of rambled and talked over exciting parts. I only watched the 4th quarter, and I was yelling for him SHUT UP! 🤷‍♀️🤔🤦‍♀️

Cowher would be better. With or without the cotton balls in his mouth.

And...he looks so old..

Brady is unbelievably bad at sports announcing and he's so thin that he resembles a skeleton.

I’m not the only one who noticed this, then

But he’s so damn cute.

Never heard that said about Brady in relation to a Super Bowl before.

He needs to stop the Botox and fillers

He looks like a plastic straw

Lmao

😂

“Dammit JoJo, I’m a retired football player not an actor!!” - Tom Brady, if he ever watched TOS

Doesn’t he look like one if the cast of the walking dead!?!? Stiff n fake

Like a robot trying to engage as a human.

I sooooo hate hearing that voice

Tom Brady has a whiny bitch voice, that’s challenging to listen to.

I really miss Al Michaels.

Al Michaels is great, but he does play-by-play.

But I loved that.

I do too. Michaels is one of the best play-by-play announcers in history, and he has the greatest sports announcer voice in history.

Love Collinsworth too

His voice is a little reedy for me, but he is very good at making the calls.

At least he's still alive. R.I.P. Ray Scott, Curt Gowdy, Pat Summerall & John Madden, Dick Enberg & Merlin Olsen, Frank Gifford & Don Meredith. (But not Howard Cosell.)

A great list for sure!

He gives Chris Collinsworth a run for his money as the worst. 😂

I had to start DoorDashing with my wife to make extra money in this trump economy

Leave Tom out of this!!!🤣🤣🤣

Every time I hear his voice I wanna punch him in his stupid chin hole.

He called one player the 'alpha receiver' and another a 'stud'. 🤮

He was so flat and didn't try and chime in without being called on

Seriously.

He makes my balls deflate.

😂

Tom Brady is a DEI hire.

Or is he a NMW hire? Need More White

“Need” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that acronym. 🤣

And the guy who's job he took was really good. Greg Olsen. Dude got done dirty by Fox.

He sounds better if you press the mute button.

Not watching. Don't care.

Amen!

He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Word.

It’s unfortunate that Tom can’t get plastic surgery for his personality

what'da expect, he's dicktraitors buddy... watch ... pretty soon he'll be posing with muskrat...

But here’s an idea

Truly abominable!

He is. And I'm a Patriots fan.

And boring. Romo so much better.

Wouldn’t go that far, but Brady is definitely very overpaid for what they’re getting out of him

I agree that Romo comment is a big stretch. Kevin Burkhardt doesn’t deserve being saddled with the likes of Brady, Romo or Collinsworth, the Big 3 of brutal color commentators.

His voice is not good

I’m a Pats fan and I’m wondering why someone’s paying him to do this. Someone needs to pay him to stop. He was so much better on the field!

And by "this" we mean "being a halfway decent human," right?

One more half of football and we're free of him until next fall ...

I've often noticed that like 99.9% of announcers refer to the players by their last name, dude dropped like 500 "Patricks" last night.

Too bad there is nothing for him to deflate.

Ratings, Brady can deflate tv ratings. Lol

🤣🤣🤣

Oh good lord yes....

Got the "Adolph" at the barber shop?

He seems to think that “inhuman”= “superhuman”. Unless Mahomes killed a cat somewhere.

I think you're being generous with this review. Absolutely flat.

Are you trying to say, “there aren’t any 24-point touchdowns” is not pure genius?!?! Yeah, me neither. He sucks.

Agreed 🤘🏻

He's boring Af!

My husband wrapped up Brady's analysis with a label, "vanilla". I will never forget that Brady loves t.. This whole Superbowl theme of inclusion and empowerment was a balm for my soul and I hope it rubs every white patriarchal male the wrong way for the rest of their lives. Snowflakes.

It did. My sister's husband couldn't shut up about how everybody performing and singing was black. "Look! No white people at all!," he said more than once. I looked at him and called him Officer White Grievance. It felt good to shut him up. I'm going to do that more often.

Yes and yes

Found myself saying throughout the night, "please shut the fuck up already". Tom was so annoying.

He might be a great QB but announcing is not his deal, it's brutal.

His voice is nasal. He can't remember names. Tempted to turn on spanish audio.

Funny how the best QB to ever play the game is one of the worst to call a game

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When Tom first started on TV, he was so awkward. Tonight, I thought he did a good job.

Bad, bad, bad. Embarrassingly bad.

But not as bad as Aikman…

He's terrible

He really is. I am learning to hate the sound of his voice.

Is he flailing? I thought he did a good job during the regular season

Nah let it go

Nice watch though. The shoes. Very cool as well.

Fuck Tom

He was all glammed up

Change the channel. I could recommend some good K-Dramas on Netflix, if you’d like.

And now they’re going to pay him $375 million. 😵‍💫

He should just shut up.

He looks so weird now- he had so much makeup on. Hmmmm…. Is this why Gisele left him?

The fact that they're letting him call this game is proof that they do not understand the sunk costs fallacy.

Yes he is. Waste of money

BUT HIS WATCH...

Brady always looks like he just buried another body in his crawl space.

Brady should go into acting, playing serial killers.

I got sick of him while he still played for my team🤣 I am not watching this game. Fly Eagles Fly!

I used to think Collinsworth was the worst, but after that half of football, Brady takes the shit crown 💩👑

As a bartender tonight. This is the first time I witnessed Democrats and Republicans all agreeing to cheer for one team the Eagles 💙💙💙💙

He was great at cheating from what I remember.

Thank you! He’s terrible at the game discussion and made listening to SuperBowl commentary unbearable 🤬

Ha.. I love this! 😁💙

Tom Brady received 1 million dollars in a PPP loan that was forgiven. At the same time, he bought a 6million dollar yacht. Pretty sure he is a felon fan, and I am not aware of any felon fans that are particularly good at anything. He has lots of football fan worship, but he is a creepy guy.

Eww. Can’t he just go away with his billions?

Agree

That's sarcasm, right?

We mute the TV for him as much as possible. Who would think such an unpleasantly whiny voice would belong to a guy that tall?

Brady was a nightmare tonight!

He speaks on a third grade reading level. Perfect for his maga friends. He’s nothing but a cheater to me.

His content is bad but that voice. Ugh. He sounds worse than Peter Brady.

Right I just sed Tom Brady is so annoying all the ppl tht coulda called this game. Ughh

Roflmao! FACTS!

Brady may have once been the GOAT. Behind the microphone, he’s more like the WOAT.

He and Snoop can go fuck each other

They probably have.

I agree. He has no business in sports broadcasting.

I agree

I actually thinks he’s doing pretty good. Certainly didn’t want to think that…

Glad I’m not the only one who was thinking that

Have you seen the Hertz commercials?? He’s awful.

*gestures wildy at everything, but being a quarterback*

Why are we the only two people to say this out loud?

He is a douchbag

The amount of times he brings it back to himself & his career is cringe af

It's all he knows.

not watching.

Any mass booing?

I liked him.

He's still playing? dudes gotta be getting pretty grey

Omg I was thinking the same thing, really really awful

He’s like a high school quarterback reliving his football days .

We want Tony Romo!!!

I do like that he complained about that terrible interference call… but you’re right. I bet the head office is already on the phone to him telling him to knock off criticizing refs

The irony of Tom Brady criticizing the refs almost made me turn it off No one benefited more from bad ref calls than Mr Chin

Yeah, no, they’re not, he’s Tom effing Brady!

So. Fucking. Bad.

Millions of fans outside of New England made up their minds that they were going to hate him before he spoke his first word as an announcer. Must suck to be them. Hahaha

Tom Brady did his best talking on the field, by far.

Absolutely so true! Thanks for sharing

He loves to call the players “studs”. Weird!

And yet they let Him do this over their other more talented color men.

Ruining the broadcast for sure.

Someone give him his buccal fat back

Watching The Untouchables. What a good choice. It’s been so many years it’s like watching it for the first time. We need to bring down the 🍊 felon like they brought down Capone.

He is as gifted an announcer as he is a judge of character

His voice just doesn't cut it.

It’s like he spent his whole life playing football.

At least he isn't Collinsworth. That's something.

I like Chris because he occasionally goes off the rails, and his voice doesn't sound like he just started puberty yesterday like Tom's does.

NOW HERE'S A GUY... But yeah, aside from his mannerisms and obvious bias for a couple teams, he's mid I guess.

Yes! Collinsworth is so ANNOYING!!

Yes.

His voice is annoying as shit, if I could mute just him it be great.

Tony Romo is so much better

Absolutely! Because he never talks about his career during the game. He literally play calls in real time. He knows the game he’s watching.

Actually, I think he's not so bad today... better than he's been. Maybe he's finding his broadcastng feet after all

What should one expect from deflated balls?

I can't bring myself to watch. Please keep your eye out for the Michael Bay Secret Service (Trump/Musk militia) recruiting ad. I believe it's playing during the game?

I agree

The audio of my stream isn't working.

I'm a Patriots and Brady fan. But, I've been saying the same thing. If he puts in the effort, he'll get better. We'll see.

Fuck him !!

I’m not that desperate.

No way. Too young for me

lol 😂

His voice drives me nuts.

Thin voice.

Horrible!

When we saw him appear we actually groaned out loud.

The master of the vapid cliche!

I can't stand that fucker. Never could. I've despised him before he turned maga.

He’s a DEI hire 🤷‍♂️

You watching?

He’s terrible at commentary AND He’s a cheater!

He thinks we remember who he is.

Hi bazzz

He’s worse than Joe Buck and that’s really saying something.

Greg Olsen is so much better

Fuck Brady

Not to beat a dead horse, but the only thing he's good at is throwing deflated footballs.

He’s a robot.

I live in Patriot country and am a New York Football Giants fan. They think this yahoo is a God. Who beat them twice in the Superbowl?

He annoys me every time he speaks.

So bad. [Glad to know I’m wasn’t just me thinking that.]

He is as deflated as his patriot footballs.

And his gorgeous r wife just had another child w her new man. One good thing is that Brady has to sit and watch a Philly team that actually beat his ass in a SB. Gonna be a long ass off season for TB12.

I agree. My husband fan girls for him all day long.

He won’t shut up

😂 .. Tom, just stand there and look like a serial killer