Is he the Pope yet?
Is he the Pope yet?
The reason the orange Easter Bunny hides his eggs (as reported by his Vlad Daddy)... because he's trying to hide the fact of him fucking the chickens. Vlad Daddy says he has the videos.
When asked why only he was allowed to play in the games. Trump just gleamed on and said he was the only one good enough to play so therefore the others were pathetic. Trump then single handed ran the fastest mile ever clocking in at 2 minutes and 30 seconds. Calling all other runners weak.
He’s one big jelly-belly beanie-meany to those poor kids😠! Note also that he could never squat like that. As with so many of his other positions, the guy definitely doesn’t know squat. Brap!

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More fact than fiction...
What kind of parent would take their young child anywhere near this felon, sexual abusing monster?Negligence charges come to mind.
Brilliant!
Bet you 10 bucks Trump bites the ears off of all of the kids chocolate Easter bunnies.
Whoever did this, thank you, absolutely brilliant! 😂❤️😂
LMAO
Here's a headline waiting to happen 😁If there was a trophy involved, will be seeing it on the newly-besmirched Oval Office mantle! 🤣😅
He must have been using a golf cart.
LMAO 🏆
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Of course this is a joke! In reality no responsible parent would allow his children to play with a convicted rapist and good friend of Jeffrey Epstein.
Scum!!!!!
Sounds about right from the orange felon
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Wow, he IS in top physical shape, just like his doc said!
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Lol
Yeahhhh boyeeeeee
😂😂 for a split second everyone thought this was real 😂😂😂
Prez still on a roll, greatest ever, for sure.
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All your missing is the corporate sponsorship
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Holy sh..
Wasn't that the one where they said everyone has to pay $200k to attend?
JoJo you are killing it.
I can see it happening with this total loser
Most of us would actually believe this!
Donold's level of talent needs to be recognized and appreciated.
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This would be funny if it weren’t true
Club champion! 🤣🤣🤣
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Interesting how he helps muskRAT's kid, but his wife he makes her walk behind him.
This has to be fake... as you can be sure there were not any black children at the "White" House... 😏
And then blamed the black girl for getting in his way while he hoarded the eggs.
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"words can't describe these emotions" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltP7...
Maybe he ate some of last years!
He will always be a BULLY
The sad part is that this is who he is. It is a substantive part of his psychopathy. You can refer to the clinical evaluation I posted here on BlueSky.
I wouldn't want an egg from his hunt. Probably taste like shit
Sadly that sounds just like what that filthy, sociopath would say!
This should be from the onion. Gave me a rare laugh.
When did The Orange AssClown become part of Easter 🐣 🤔 That costume and makeup 💄 are crap.
All in time for another stellar day in the tyrant tRumpy stock market. Winning! Always winning.
Winning!
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LOSER TRUMP WINS AGAIN‼️
Sounds like something he would do
If there were Big Macs hide Trump would have found them all
And he took all their eggs!!! Ahole!
So much winning.
Perfect
Obvious fake news pic…no black kid would ever be invited to play at this White House.
Yep, my first thought too.
Jo Jo; thanks for posting trump’s downlifting message.
Outstanding ! 😂 Like the Red people say, "What a Fighter, Tough Guy !"
I know this is parody, but it depresses me because I can actually see this happening.
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Funny as hell. But this really isn't much of a stretch.
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Stealing this! 👍
Gawd , this is hilarious ..
I wouldn’t doubt it
Not farfetched
This is as real as it gets.
I’m surprised Trump’s doctor didn’t list his victory in the easter egg hunt as proof of his peak physical condition….
Donald, please tell their fathers they are all loses & suckers just once.
I can see him doing that.
Fake news. No way Trump could squat like that
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I seriously doubt they would welcome a person of color there. Otherwise, spot on. 😎🐺
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We need to roll this orange piece of shit into an El Salvador prison!
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We need to do what we do with all shit, and that is simply flush.
Like, right now. Today!
Hahahaaha
😂Those poor kids!!!
"The country needs these eggs more than you do."
This must be fake. Trump wouldn't allow a black child at the Easter Egg Roll.
I giggled very immaturely to this 😂😂
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It definitely sounds like Donald.
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He absolutely would do this!
Perfect!!!
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Congratulations Donnie for winning the Boston Marathon, the Paul Revere Invitational Golf Tournament and Declaring yourself Pope before your Easter Egg Hunt. Steven Miller looked great in the Easter Bunny suit.
Satire? Reality? Who knows 🤷♂️
Hysterical!!!!!!