Wait until this idiot hears about Jesus.

This actually shows these people have never read a book because they have been banning them or burning them. Marx was not a fan of religion because it was used to control the masses. And communism outrightly banned religion for the same reason, & religion could be subversive to the state. Ignorance

She hates that his first words were "peace be with you" She likely thinks it means piss on you.

BREAKING: Donald Trump revokes the Catholic church's tax-exempt status and slaps a 145% tariff on divine grace. Expect it.

Biden’s fault?

Blue state Pope!

Maybe Vatican 52nd state after Greenland 😱

The tax exempt part would be good. But he won't do it. Too many wealthy preachers ☹️

it would be a beautiful thing to have a republican break that glass.

The mental contortions of which the Republican party is capable under Trump...it could happen.

I love him already! ❤️❤️❤️

So pope Leo is loving, forgiving, and pro social justice? Loomer really is a scanky Cee yoU Next Tuesday kinda nut job. 😉🤪

👍😂🤪

You got class. I hate that word, but you did it just right. I gotta follow you!

Luv Loomer’s use of the word “puppet” since her guy has been dancin’ on the ends of Putin’s strings for decades!!! She knows well the definition of at least one of the words she used in this post.

Laura Loomer is such a joy.

Christian scholar and the Reverend Loomer is pontificating now? What a shameful and disgusting piece of work she is.

Guess what Loonie Loomer The Vatican and new pope don't know you but they'll pray for you because they pray for the mentally ill.

She wanted yet another child sexual predator like her orange hero and how the catholic church has promoted for decades.

Laura Loomer just described Trump!

Haha! 😂

Absolutely 💯.

Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!!!!!

How dare the new pope actually follow the teaching of Jesus. "Real" Catholics like her shouldn't be forced to follow the actual teachings in the Bible, but should free to cherry pick incorrect verses and tailor them to there thoughts and ideas. This isn't the America the founding fathers wanted....

I like your sarcasm.👍

I’m sure it won’t be long before Mace shows up at his restroom door

No one should care what the escapee from the asylum for the criminally insane has to say about a religion that isn’t hers

She knows Marx is dead right? This implies she thinks Marx is some puppet master from beyond the grave. Also I cannot wait for the XO that comes from this.

Laura Loomer must be thinking of Groucho Marx.

Thinking?

Popes have excommunicated better people than you, Laura Loomer.

Such a crybaby 😂

Loomer wants to see the Pope’s manager.

Deported to El Salvador..

He sounds more Christian than any MAGA I know.

I love it when someone ruins Laura Loonies day. Good job!

She's going to burn in he11 with the rest of MAGA!

She’d like to speak to the manager

Hahaha

Yippee 🙌🏻

So the Pope is a Marxist, anti-Trump, Anti-MAGA and humane treatment of people. Sounds like the perfect fit.

Is she trying to make me Catholic? Cuz it’s working

I used to be. This makes me very happy. Frances was the best Pope of my lifetime. Sounding like this gentleman will follow in his footsteps. I think Jesus would be pleased.👍👏

I'm sure Frances would approve. It was Frances who elevated him to Cardinal.

😂😂😂😂

She might had her hopes up for nr45 to get the job..

She is just a racist dumb ass that will do anything for a dollar.

I love this. I want her to lose her effing MIND.

She can't lose what she doesn't have. 😁

I believe that boat has sailed...

To JoJo from Jerz, I am still waiting on you to apologize for telling your audience to " Never get vaccinated ". The COVID vaccine works. Despite your lies .

She can't run to the White House and get this one fired!

She's pissed that the US finally has an elected leader the ENTIRE world doesn't hate.

If it makes MAGA unhappy, it makes me very happy

He sounds like somebody Jesus would like helping people being kind taking care of others you know those Christian values, etc., etc.

Is she still looking for a Pope that is pro capital punishment and pro school shootings?

Here comes another executive order 😆

You know, Laura? I don't comment on people's looks, but your ugly inside has surfaced to your outside. And it is awful.

Maga heads are exploding. I turned on the TV when I read that a new pope was selected. Trumper Katy Tur was trying her hardness to throw some negativity into this. It reminded me why I boycott her show.

Fucking twat waffle

Let’s play MAGAs Buzz Words Bingo …

She's just confused because she desperately wants to speak to a manager.

Also, Republicans don't have anything good to look forward to. 🤫

What a **nt she is.

There are 53 million Catholics in the US. There are 1.4 billion Catholics in the world. Suffice to say that most won't give a crap about what the Pope may feel about American politics.

Saw this on YouTube “the new pope is an American and the Antichrist is an American”.

Her tears nourish me. Cry more looney loomer.

Don’t think god and her are particularly close. And hell’s HR has no sway in the Vatican currently.

Looner just being looney.

Maybe she can get the Pope impeached lol.

says Loomer known as SoMe-Cruella who wanked felon 47 on Air Force 1

He must be the right choice if this is the reaction fromMAGA .

All the reason to like him more. I hope he serves the Church with an open heart, grace and compassion.

Should he do so, he’ll also be seen as a fine world leader, just as Pope Francis was.

I bet he's against adultery too.

Anything looney tunes hates is most likely ok with me. She’s such a mess.

Shouldn't Loomer be blowing a geriatric? That appears to be the extent of her skill set.

Just what Catholics need; a crazy MAGAJew badmouthing the Pope and telling them they have nothing to look forward to. "His blood be on us and on our children!" Matthew 27:24–25

She-Devil banshee has spewed like tubular bells youtu.be/c7pVMuo8cvM?...

From a former catholic, is she trying to convince me back to Catholicism with all the anti-Trump/anti-MAGA sentiments? 🤣

What a disgusting human slug. She's angry that the new Pope is from that horrible blue city, CHICAGO!

Loomer was apparently expecting the Orange Emperor Nero to be Pope.

Does she realize how many billions of people she just insulted?

Boy that Trump Bible they all read must be bizzaro world type shit. Something tells me whenever Christ does come back again, there are gonna be ALOT of surprised “Christians”.

I ❤️ Pope Leo!

@lazytato.bsky.social she is vile

Deported.

Is this true? Everything I read about him prior to today seemed to indicate he was more conservative than Francis.

It's just hard to wake up everyday now, knowing this world is such a mess! Where did we go wrong, how did we lose our way? I keep asking myself at what point did this all start, 2015? It's hard to even remember when the first warning signs started anymore!

What a cunt.

😂🤣😂🤣

Why post her toxic crap here....

Begone Satan, I mean Loomer!

I thought it was her job.

Getting paid to platform toxic rage bait?

I'm laughing, I love it when Christian Nationalists don't understand the concept of being nice to everyone.

Some of us enjoy watching maga cry. I appreciate it when I am informed that the most horrible people aren’t happy. It makes me happy.

A landfill is full of trash It's always full of trash I don't need to look to know it's trash That's maga. Always trash.

Not to be rude, but that is you. That’s ok. It’s also ok, that I prefer to watch them cry or to be informed of what they are up to. You could mute JoJo if it bothers you that much.

Exactly

Because unfortunately she's gained influence-the one thing she's always wanted. Her idiocy winds up becoming policy and I want to know as ahead of time as possible. Goes w/o saying she is absurd at best, but we live in the absurd for the foreseeable future.

Loomer thinks all Catholics are pre-Vatican II dreary-ists who look backwards at shitty christianity rather than moving forward to actually love this planet and one another...On the other hand who gives a shit what Loomer thinks?...

Sounds like Laura wants to speak to the Pope's manager.

She’s mad because the new pope doesn’t believe in Republican Jesus.

Loomer, you are a slut.

She needs to crawl back into the sewer she came out of.

I think she's filming the new SAW movie soon, so at least she'll be busy for a bit

Makes Jigsaw look kinda cute and harmless, really.

It's crowded with the other 70+ million maggot kkkult.

See you in Hell bitch. Love The Pope

does this bitch even know what a marxist is?

Hopefully, she'll earn the ire of some cheeky catholics and get a pie in the face, a la Anita Bryant. youtu.be/5tHGmSh7f-0?...

When you’re a Nazi, Only Pope Pius XII will suffice.

#wokepope

Well, if she's against him, that settles it for me! Go, Leo!!!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Loomers gonna Loom.

The terrifying thing is people are listening to her! People believe her! Her status is higher to them than a person who dedicated 40 Years to serve and help people! And MAGAs who praise themselves as good Catholics and Christians are gonna repeat what she says! #WokePope

Loomer is Looney!

Of all the people that need a Pope, it would be her...

Yeah! Isn’t it great?! #wokepope

Just fuck off LL, you suck

I went to school with a person who was so confident about their answers that when they were marked wrong they would swear the answer key was wrong. Loomer: Hold my box of wine. Just how divine was this providence?

She needs an intervention.

The woman has a face like a failed science fair project.

The only puppet I see is the one with trump's hand up her arse.

Disrespectful AF

Just another mentally ill fascist wh0re.

EO incoming

I think that he sounds delightful! Christians are supposed to care about people, right?

She is asking to speak to the Pope's manager

Thinking I should have capitalized the M

No. She’s trying to get set on fire by Lucifer. For eternity. Bearing False Witness Against Thy Neighbor is a big one. Just add this to the list.

So the Pope is trying to follow the teachings of ACTUAL Jesus. Scandalous!

Laura Loomer is a fucking nutjob.

She can't blow her way to the top like she did with Trump .... #Celibacy 😂

Who is he supposed to be a "puppet" to, since he is the acknowledged Head of the Church?

The global conspiracy? The Rothschilds? Wait, aren’t those all “her people?”

Ah, Laura Loomer, what a little hateful bitch you are. Really, nobody cares what you think or have to say. Please go away now.

Her opinion on the matter is completely irrelevant. The Papacy influences governments around the world. Not the other way around.

You know what always blows my mind? Whenever a new pope is chosen, the right always gets mad when he talks about feeding the poor and the left always get mad when he talks about the unborn. It's the Pope. Go scratch your scabs somewhere else.

lol this is one of the times you can say the line from Wizard of Oz - Be gone! You have no power here!!

👍👏Glenda rocks.

Wondering if the Cardinals felt the Church needed a counter-balance to Donald J. Trump / The Anti-Christ.

maybe she can get articles of impeachment filed against him

If she is not happy with him it means that we are happy with him!

What a piece of work this woman is.

Shameful.

😆

I’m sure she’s in private talks with the Vatican

Don’t FA wit Da Pope

So disgusted 🤦‍♀️

I hope she cries herself to sleep lol

Are Marxists known for being religious? Amazing how they can assign Marxist and Communist to everything...even when it's opposite of what they're connecting them to.

She will try to get Trump to change the outcome. She is a MAGAt.

The kind acts of being Pope predate your Marxist bullshit naming! If you were a real Christian you would understand that.

LONG LIVE THE POPE!

How dare the Pope promote the love and mercy of Jesus?

If this the reaction from the weirdos, I already like the new Pope and I am not even Catholic. Note to hatchet face: he is anti-MAGA because MAGA is a bunch of unchristian Nazis, just as a start.

It’s a pity God doesn’t strike her down 😈

I’m sure it will de discussed in the next God pod.

Shame on her

your post suggests that making it hard or impossible to be a catholic in the U.S. isn't somewhere on the administrations persecution list

😂😂😂😂😂 God, she’s an absolute piece of shit….but fun to watch!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Only if you like overblown lips and shiny, chemical-peel skin.

She’s an ugly person inside and out, and she’s rotting from the inside with her hate I love this for her that evil bitch

You can't primary a pope. At least, I don't think you can? /s

Somebody get on the phone with the College of Cardinals - Loomer ain't happy.

Blasphemy coming from people claiming to be Christians

Disgraceful and ugly.

😂🤣

go make another saw movie.

The level of disrespect this administration pays to world leaders is off the scale. Classes, every last one of them.

Sounds like the kind of Christian who's following the teachings of Jesus. Go figure!

Loomer needs to FATWO & STFU!!!

Does she not understand the word Marxist 🤦‍♀️

Run for the hills Laura Loomer. The Pope is going to bless you.

Loomers opinion isn't worth the time of day. She's just another loser who thinks her opinion matters.

Cool rap 👍🏻

From a canon?😂😂

Who is this and why is she even relevant? Laura Boomer?? Who? What?

ANOTHER Marxist puppet??? So the last Pope was too?

😂

Soon she'll petition Pam Bondi to investigate and urge ICE Barbie, Tom Homan to revoke his US citizenship.

First, when he comes to visit the USA, our country will go bonkers! Second, I wonder what his message will be to the MAGA Christo-Fascists masquerading as Evangelistic Christians in the "name of the Lord, Jesus Christ". Essentially the morally bankrupt GOP & MAGA crowd.

He previously sent messages to the MAGA crowd in 2017.

"MAGA Christo-Fascists masquerading as Evangelistic Christians" think the catholic church is evil. Hell, Catholics were murdered by the KKK. Its one of the reason Italians and Irish were not considered "white" for so long. It was because they are mostly all Catholic.

I took my MIL to see John Paul II when he visited in (1979?). He filled a stadium in Detroit. A Leo visit will be crazy.

Sounds like a fantastic guy

Ha!!! Catholics who give a shit 💩 like this guy

Loomer is Jewish so I have no clue as to why she cares.

Is she even a Catholic?

I'm not Catholic, yet, I watched the naming of the new Pope with tears knowing how sacred & important this moment was to so many in the world. It has nothing to do with my own belief, everything to do with celebrating other's beliefs. Lower Looner can't understand that others are important, too.

If Laura Loomer is upset then Pope Leo is probably an excellent choice.

Anything to deflect from maga being evil, cuz maga don't do Jesus.

Bring it Loomer. Go ahead try to take on the Catholic Church. I'll bring the popcorn to watch.

No, she just mad 😡💩trump isn't.

I remember when my parents would scold us if we were talking nonsense, this right here is what they were talking about

Hey hey!! And WHO ELSE would know MORE about 'Puppeteers'??

Another loss for Trump; they didn’t pick him and MAGA world is upset

Geez ... she's already 'Karen-ing" on the new Pope

According to Wikipedia she’s Jewish so why does she care who the Catholics choose to lead their church? This is America. We have the right to choose our religion or no religion. Stay in your own lane.

Loomer is trying to win back her job of Trump boot-licker.

If she wants to speak to the manager, I’m pretty sure St. Peter will direct her to the down escalator!

She’s Jewish, so she doesn’t have much influence over the Pope.😉

Keep going Laura you will alienate even more people so we can get Trump impeached!! We will Stand⬆️2tRump

Laura who?

Has she heard about that guy Jesus?

Only the one that mows the lawns at Mar-a-Lago…

😮😂

I find it funny that a plastic idiot is putting down a man of God.

Religion is a condom to republicans. Use it to fuck other people, then throw it away. Repeat.

She’s gonna demand to speak to the Pope’s boss.

She wanted a more hateful Pope.

😮😂

😂😂😂 I wonder what JRM thinks about this selection? Not exactly the CV he’d prefer I’d imagine.

The MAGA meltdown over Pope Leo XIV is priceless. Criticizing Trump’s policies apparently makes him a "Woke Marxist Pope." The irony—Christian conservatives losing it over a Pope who actually preaches Christian values. 🍿

Stephen Miller files a lawsuit to control the budget of the Catholic Church arguing Trump is gawd.

cry harder, loomer.

I love this for them

Laura “Toxic” Loomer & Looney Tunes FOTUS…

Lovin' Pope Leo already if this is how MAGAts react...nothing like seeing them twist!!

Why does a Jewish woman care who the Pope is?

And what are the bad points?

Translation: New pope follows Jesus’ “woke” teachings, which is bad for MAGA.

Surprised Trump isn’t saying the voting was rigged because he was suppose to win.

Oh no. There’s around of 6,000% tariffs for The Vatican coming.

They're gonna start another unofficial agency: D.O.P.E. - Dept of Papal Efficiency.