MAGA’s all upset about the new Pope, and do you know what I say to that… Cry. Harder. 😂😂😂😂😂
MAGA’s all upset about the new Pope, and do you know what I say to that… Cry. Harder. 😂😂😂😂😂
He may have been born in America, but spent his life in Peru. So tech he isn't American anymore. 🤣🤣🤣
Like you said, he was born in the US, but holds dual citizenship. It was very telling that in his first words as Pope, he addressed the crowd at St. Peter’s in Italian and Spanish, but not English.
Yeah I noticed that too lol
Loomer went looney
Not a very long trip.
I am going to see what the mood will be in my church this Sunday.... there are few hard-core MAGA parishioners that come in their shirts and hats..... but strangely they listen to the Pastor who came to US as an "illigal non English speaking farm worker" who has been ordained.
I don’t believe MAGA has a clue about what Christianity is! They only believe in HATE which we know isn’t biblical.
I'm hoping that the new Pope brings karma to the MAGAts. This atheist will laugh uncontrollably.
When the rubber meets the road.
Has Catturd or Gunther chimed in yet?
I did see a catturd reply earlier, seemingly just getting the news. Their reply: "Oh no"
It appears they have sicced their trolls onto social media accounts who are celebrating the new Pope.
#WokePope must trend hard, going forward. MAGA will cry so continuously that urination will no longer be necessary.
Elections have consequences
Celebrating the first American Pope while calling The first Woman, The First Black, The First Minority anything….Woke, DEI, etc
Right! They can suck my D.... errr on second thought, kiss may ass... um no um..... cry harder sounds good!
And the Pope is a registered Republican. Time for #PopeLeo to excommunicate all “Catholic”Republican representatives who support and/or vote for Trump’s anti-Christian, human rights violating policies. Stop using/perverting Christianity to profit and harm. #GOPExcommunication #GOPTime2Repent
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Exactly!...
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Just so...weird...
I hope they are fucking miserable.
Wait till you see Leo's views on transgender and abortion.
So AI Trump Pope was just a joke, right? Who's laughing now?
Snowflakes
I guess they don’t like real Catholics
Y E S ❗️
He’s Peruvian as well and that will hurt that they couldn’t round him up into some gulag in El Salvador.
They can't handle someone who cares about people.
Why are they angry with a tariff free American pope?
Cry MAGAts cry...😈
It can only be good news if they’re angry about it.
It seems every election 🍊tries to sway goes the opposite direction. He should keep up the good work!
Fill in the blanks! * Number of Catholics in America_____ * Number of MAGAs in America_____ Da Catlickers win, I'm afraid..!😁
Most of them are evangelicals who don’t like Catholics anyway
Trump supporters lost big in Canada and Australia, and now Trump himself has lost his bid for the papacy (sorry/not sorry Lindsey)… sounds like someone is 0-3
Ohhhhh do their pussys hurt? Sand way up in their vaginas
🙌🏼🥰😇
This!! It’s been a good day!!
Fuck MAGA!! I believe Pope Leo is the Vatican's response for America giving us the Anti-Christ. AMEN!!
They’re so SO triggered. It’s great to see.
Religion has finally found something more ridiculous than itself. Good job MAGA
Buncha snowflakes!
first thing i looked up - is he liberal? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry harder 🤡🤡!
Thoughts and prayers 😉
Cry me a river!
They’re disappointed their Orange Dotard wasn’t chosen.
Maga is upset everyday. 😂
They wanted Rudy as pope
I’m atheist, and super confused. If my favorite team is the Christians, why would I be so upset about another team (Catholics), getting a new head coach?
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JoJo you're the best!
Thank goodness!
#Thoughts and #prayers to the #fuckyourfeelings crowd.
The absolute joy I felt in my heart as a Catholic (and a Chicagoan), will NOT be diminished by these a$$holes....
Congrats! I hear Nola is celebrating too!!
www.thedailybeast.com/maga-tries-t.... Might explain their little jaunt to Rome then.
I’m laughing my ass off!
Bless their hearts.
I hope when they start threatening Pope Leo, the Church responds with force.
just a mater of time before Trump takes credit for an american pope. “ because we are so respected again under my leadership there is an American Pope this never would’ve happened under Biden”
Trump is throwing a lot of ketchup against the wall today because the pope announcement has made his deal with UK irrelevant today.
Yes, I just came to post the same thing - he stole his thunder! You know he's fuming right now and plotting on how he can steal back the spotlight.
And appointing the Fox Judge might be it...!
What deal?
Yep
Wtf are they upset about?
Probably around 2 AM he’s gonna become unhinged and start tweeting
💃🕺 🤣😆🤣 maga, please calm down. It's bad-not good to continually get so hysterical 😩
Amen. Lol
Not (opus) DEI enough for MAGA? #pope
#WokePope
I'm so glad. Good leaders elected in Germany, Canada, Australia, and now the Pope!!
Don’t let JD anywhere near the new Pope!!
Why are they upset? He's American.
They sure are an unhappy bunch, considering they got their orange leader back. 🖕🏽 them.
They wanted Dolan.
I fill my bong with MAGA tears.
When does Trump claim the vote was a ‘hoax’?
Shit, the onion came back with a vengeance! Absolutely loving it!!!!🥰
Who would have thought a Pope would be against treating other humans like garbage? Apparently, this shocks the MAGA crowd
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Snowflakes
Are they upset because they didn't choose Trump as the new Pope
liberal. that ruined their day and made them cry.
They’re now saying Leo is not the real Pope.
They seem upset because new Pope Leo tweeted/reposted criticism of dJ's self proclaimed catholic doctrine takes & recent US immigration/dhs actions.
Delicious MAGA tears for breakfast
As MAGA says,"Your guy lost. Get over it."
Ohhh no... MAGA just got the news! The new American Pope is #WokePope from Chicago!!! MAGA mad. MAGA gonna stop praying. MAGA find new religion. MAGA still wants Trump Ai Pope!
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Wait to they hear about him being African American!😲 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Le...
Black Creole ❤️ I love it.
I’m not the slightest bit religious, but I love this new Pope so far.
President Joe Biden was on The View today and gave his view of Trump.
Who really cares about MAGA's point of view though? Their champion is a convicted felon and insurrectionist.
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why are they upset?
They probably wanted someone like that nasty American bishop who excommunicated Nancy Pelosi for her views on abortion.
Cry harder and die angry.
I’m just happy he doesn’t have unnaturally orange tinted skin.
He's from Chicago's South Side, where both Saul Alinsky and Barack Obama successfully organized Labor, community, and Church. It's also home to the University of Chicago and the Chicago White Sox.
The “Christians” that put Trump before the pope
😆😆😆😆😁😁😁😂😂😂 they should go fill the river. That’s what they get for sending JD to the late pope.
Thoughts AND Prayers
what upsets them now? they are relentless victims!!
COPE BITCHES
They expected orange smoke
I also want orange smoke, but from the White House that is. That would mean something 'great' is burning. Preferably burning… but I'll also settle for melting down.
I’m with you!
Leo is your daddy!
Pope Cope
Wait an American Pope? But he's not orange, MAGAts said it would be trumpass the first not Leo the fourteenth
Thoughts and Empathy!
They thought it impossible there’d be an American pope, because they wouldn’t elect one from the world’s superpower. Now, since we’re an emerging economy with an authoritarian ruler racking up civil rights atrocities, we don’t hold that respectable title anymore, so it’s no longer off the table.
Will this US Pope be a Trump lacky? With billions in church assets in the US, will Trump hold this as hostage or extortion to bend the church to his will? Nothing is impossible with Drumpster.
Doubtful since Pope Leo XIV doesn’t like him or Vance
I’d give to shits to mega but I’m all out of give a shits and give a fucks
MAGA is nothing but a racism, misogynistic cult!
Them maggot bitches be crying a river 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know, they were praying for "St. Lucifer, The Evil" to win. Darn!
cubs fan too.
I will keep them in my thoughts and prayers.
So many tears from such manly men.
y?
Best thing I've heard about him
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Well, that’s an endorsement you can take to the bank/s.