There’s only one solution here — Musk spills the tea on how they rigged the election and releases the Epstein files on Trump, and Trump cuts Elon’s government contracts and deports him the fuck home. Win/win.
There’s only one solution here — Musk spills the tea on how they rigged the election and releases the Epstein files on Trump, and Trump cuts Elon’s government contracts and deports him the fuck home. Win/win.
Only works if Donnie is removed from office and serves out a jail term, preferably sharing a cell with Elmo.
And JD Vance and Mike Johnson mysteriously fall out of windows!
Musk can sing 'leaving on a jet plane' while Trump dressed in orange can belt out 'jailhouse blues'
Impeach and deport... Win/win
The sequel: all those big macs catch up to him and t***p drops dead. Enter President Vance. Peter Thiel and all his fucked-up-in-the-head tech bros be like...
This plan works for America, trump impeached elon deported, it truly would make America great again.
Happy #PrideMonth Who could have predicted that 2 raging sociopaths would have a massive falling out…except everyone! May they both lose everything
did this already pass the senate?
No.
You mean at the start of Pride Month two raging queens have a public breakup!😆
Happy #PrideMonth Who could have predicted that 2 raging sociopaths would have a massive falling out…except everyone! May they both lose everything #TrumpMuskWar
But there’s just one problem. Sexual orientation implies a gender, and 💩 doesn’t have one.
Fingers crossed!
I'd like to work in 'someone spills the details about the assassination attempt.' Ketchup, or theatrical squib? Did they intend to kill the fireman, someone else, or was that just an accident? Were those real secret service agents, or paid actors?
Musk would earn respect and jail if he explained how he rigged it. I dont think he has access to the rapist stuff
AND spills the tea on the fake assassination. Win win win!
It’s a distraction tactic to dominate headlines, as it always is with these assholes, because this just happened. www.npr.org/2025/06/06/n...
If only we could have both
Today would be an excellent day for The Reveal.
This is the endgame!
🙏 💯‼️
Yes, but we need to get the three astronauts we have in space now home and then do all that.
May I ask for the peepee tape also ? Would love to see the evangelical react to this. Of course Lindsey Graham, Boebert, Gaetz and MTG would be turn on but that’s another story
This is a wet dream.
Same/same
Team Musk v Team Taco is like a Cowboys/Patriots Super Bowl. Most people would prefer both to lose.
They are miserable f#cks, they need each other.
From your lips....
We're well aware of how they cheated in the election; they did it in the open. The idea that these idiots were smart (and stupid) enough to hack thousands of machines when they didn't need to at all is really silly. The conspiracy theory is unnecessary.
Also, this is just called ideological consistency, but it's weird to suddenly be okay with deporting people when they're someone you don't like. You should keep your convictions even when it's schadenfreude time.
What a awesome Fathers Day gift, for both!
Yes yes yes!!! This is exactly what I’ve been posting with no response! Thank you JoJo!
Problem is I read something today that said Musk also has ties to Epstein.
El Salvador has a place for men, sleepover camp?
I will personally send you multiple shots of Fireball if that happens.
Works for me.
Yeah. That’s what I’m talking about.
But do we have to offer Elon immunity? Seems unfulfilling.
If Leon isn’t offered immunity, he’d never spill about stealing the election. Otherwise he would be incriminating himself. Maybe offer immunity and then deport his ass.
I know. But I still don’t like it.
Me either. Maybe Mango Mussolini will off Leon with an 'accidental' ketamine overdose. Would anyone be surprised if he died from an overdose?
I liked the Kissinger quote in The Guardian this morning “From this perspective, a nihilstic war between the world’s most powerful man and the world’s wealthiest man brings to mind former secretary of state Henry Kissinger’s remark about the Iran-Iraq war: “It’s a pity they can’t both lose.””
One can only hope!!
In normal times I would say, "As much as I would love to see it, I'm not sure our country needs the stress and chaos." But they have already created so much stress and chaos that at this point I'm like, "Sure. Let's hear what Putin's got on both of them, too. Rip that f'in bandage right off."
If only…
I WANT IT
Yes, please
Just worry about our Space Station astronauts. I wouldn’t put anything past Elon.
Musk is a major security threat to US and Americans. If he has total control of our data we are all screwed. Backdoors included. He belongs in prison without computer/network access. He is an illegal immigrant who destroyed our government and caused thousands of deaths globally.
Love it!!
Love it, it's perfect 👏🫡🤗
👍👍
Or they kiss and make up.
DOGE has ALL the tea‼️
I will take that anyday!
I’m concerned that Musk won’t talk unless he is guaranteed immunity.
Would truly make america great again.
💯💯💯💯💯
She got putler to ring in bomb hoaxes and provide more bot farms. They rigged the voting machines to send votes to starlink and then modify them, they then crashed the satellites with the evidence back to earth.
Yes. Yes. Tell me more. Store was out of popcorn but I have beer.
Yep that will work!
Trump gets impeached, the election gets rerun, and Kamala becomes POTUS.
🗣️ SEAL TEAM 6 Trump!! SEAL TEAM 6!! Johnny said he’s cool with that
👏
Anyone that thinks this is anything other than a diversion, which has been trump’s 100% successful MO to hide worse things going on, for decades, is definitely NOT paying attention.
Your mouth to God's ears
Love this for us.
Trump won’t move against Musk; he understands Musk holds the kind of information that could dismantle him, namely the 2024 election and how we got here.
Love it, but can't help thinking it would be Mutual Assured Distraction
Well South Africa doesn’t want him back!
I hear it’s nice in South Sudan this time of year.
He’ll end up in a gulf state for sure
I'm sure UAE or Saudi Arabia will take him. Better invest in a good air conditioner now.
Or there's a jilted lover murder/ suicide. Yea.
I agree!
If only…
Look, Trump is NOT in the Epstien files and that is NOT the reason why they are being witheld from publication. It's because of...
Let's see what Friday brings.
And Trump is pulled from the white house
And then.... Impeach Indict Imprision
Evidently God doesn’t love us that much. Still, my fantasy as well.
Why is anyone surprised that F45 is in Epstein files? We’ve already seen his name on flight logs for the Lolita Express. What we will never see is video of Trump at Epstein’s NYC townhouse that Barr took possession of and likely destroyed.
One of the fabulous conspiracy theories that's come out of all this is that the groundwork's being laid to exit Trump at last. That would mean that Putin has had about enough of his Useful Idiot... ... and that would mean: INCOMING PEE TAPE!😲 (You DID stock up on popcorn, didn't you?)
That would make the world make sense again but alast it won’t happen
And a woman, of course, can see the way out.
Yeah, well that probably isn’t gonna happen, but that’s what we could cheer for
Because we know Elmo has those files. And until he actually does something, he’s just an agent provocateur and this is just a show.
Absolutely 👍 It will….. Make America Great Again!!! 😂
And Trump goes to prison…
be still my heart!
Preach/preach.
My money says Trump's FBI and DOJ are working together to figure out a way to quietly, but quickly destroy all traces of the Epstein files. They will worry about the repercussions later.
Bksy posts are especially delicious today
One circus in town with 2 clowns. One clown got jealous and started his own circus. Let’s see which juggler, fire eater and bearded lady will join which circus. I will get the popcorn stands ready (i will make a fortune)
So, the little titty baby in the White House, Cheetolini, is going to cancel the little titty baby with rockets contracts. GOOD! The reason the rocket titty baby got the white house titty baby elected was to get investigations and competitve advantage so this is a WONDERFUL thing. #ETTD #TittyBaby
Hell yeah!! Bam 💥
My question…..how’s are those MAGA assholes handling this hissy fit??? Who do the nerds and the turds circle the big wheels around??
Mutually assured destruction is hopefully the goal.
Nah, both know that means Elon gets sent back to Johannesburg and Rumpy goes to prison. Nasty breakup aside, neither one wants that.
There's only one thing I like more than a stupid multi-billionaire getting screwed over, and that's TWO stupid multi-billionaires being screwed over...
May it be so!
I'd go for that cuppa Earl Grey, extra hot. 🔥
And a new election is called because of the fraud. 🙏🏼
You forgot one "win" - the people of the US.
JoJo, that's my dream at this point. They destroy each other.
Many days, it's the only ✨hope ✨ I have left!
If only. The problem is that we then have J.D...and we stil have a nation of morons.
I would hope if it came out the election was rigged - ALL on the ticket are done. We would need a new election or something.
This is what people don't get. This isn't a normal government anymore. This is a transnational criminal syndicate. The institutions we once relied on have all been compromised. The power brokers in the US have been working on this for decades. Trump is just the useful idiot frontman.
He's already backing down
Also, Elon bankrolls Trump’s impeachment. Every republican is for sale.
All of this!!!
Toss in the truth about the ketchup on the ear incident and we’re golden.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
🍿🍿🍿
Absolutely.
Also spill the beans on the butler pa debacle
Someone is dreaming very big this morning😊. This only works if we can Trump's blonde zombie Bondi to lose her redaction pen before she dribbles out some useless portion of Epstein trove. Unless you think Bigballs can hack in?
From your lips… 🤞
Exactly my thoughts JoJo or it’s just more bad reality tv.
Brilliant minds think alike. Add me to the ones who give it💯🔥
They didn’t rig the election. Stop it. You sound as delusional as MAGA in 2020 when you say that crap.
Sounds like a plan
It won’t happen. They will be pressured to kiss and make up. Too much at stake here.
Waiting for Elmo & Putie to spill ALL the tea on diaper don. Putin, release the pee pee tape & sissy space x needs to tell how he helped rig the election
And then with the full proof of everything, Congress and the Senate gets a backbone, impeaches Trump and Vance. Though, who we're left with after that wouldn't be much better. And, if they don't, time to get out the guillotines.
"The only good government is a bad government in a hell of a scare." Let's roll.
That puts MAGA Mike in the presidency if they impeach both at the same time. If one at a time Vance just names a VP
if gods and sages allowed DT, JD, and Johnson to evaporate, Grassley is next. he would be BETTER.
Has it occurred to you that the Epstein files were probably sanitized a while ago?
We have already seen the Epstein flight logs with Trump's name on them at least 7 times!
My advice to all would be stop at seven. Tell em the dog ate it.
John Fugulsang asked the ultimate question! What if Big Balls starts to leak?!?
That would be too good to be true, but . . . Please, please, please, please, PLEASE!!!
Agree….unless this is all another performance ruse which seems to be their twisted pathway to success all too often.
If Musk does this, then his sentencing at the upcoming Nurenberg style trials can be mitigated to life in prison, rather than harsher penalties to be meted out to the other traitors.
Musk would be the only white South African left in South Africa at that point.
Idk....Musk has a WHOLE LOT OF INFO on everyone.....
Not to be all doom and gloom but I think the more likely scenario is centrist Dems fall all over themselves to forgive Elon, forget his fascism and take his money in exchange for allowing the tech broligarchy to run wild
LOL. Dems have stronger ethics than that. No one wants Thiel and Yarvin in charge.
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Wishful thinking
Musk won't admit to rigging the election with Starlink because he knows he will criminally prosecuted and lose his businesses.
Ding ding…we have a winner.
Seems simple but I don’t believe for a second that this isn’t another scripted reality plot twist meant to distract from other democracy dismantling horrors taking place.
It’s simple Musk bought the bloody election with his scam lottery Trump is a no nothing cunt I condemn those idiots who voters for Trump those people deserve never to be allowed to vote ever again I don’t want these assholes to be have the freedom to spout their far right lunacy
Perfect solution. Won't happen.
Win win for America.
Wouldn’t that expose Elon to legal action and/or criminal charges ?
There is no way Musk will reveal all the sex partners of Melania Trump. The Analtifa Files.
👀👀 Enjoy the fight, but remember that Musk calling for impeachment means he thinks he can get more of what he wants from Vance (and Thiel)
Musk has to take 🌮 with him.
www.uscis.gov/policy-manua...
Countries have to be willing to accept the deported and South Africa isn't going to accept Nazi who screwed them out of Starlink and spread lies about white genocide.
🎯the perfect ending to this pissing match. You get the Nobel Peace Prize.
I want to hear about the staged assassination attempt.
Best of both worlds. Bring it!
Yeah, probably not gonna happen but what a great outcome that would be! Elon will never admit he rigged the election because that would be admitting his own guilt.
I hate Elon but that would be short-sighted. We need Elon to flip so we can invalidate the election and take back our country.
Boomp
Trump’s probably already asked Putin how to “take car of”’unruly oligarchs.
trump doesn't have the guts to do anything like that. He'd rather destroy them via tweet.
But Putin has people who could & would do it.
Then trump would owe him. More!
Musk is Putin’s boy.
😁
Elon's probably already asked Putin how to "take care of" unruly oligarchs.
Elon has a fleet of ugly deathtrap EV’s and a lot of unreliable booster prototypes. He doesn’t need Putin’s help.
As a peace offering, Trump’s offered him top floor 1 x night stay at Trump Tower - “just step over to the window and admire the beautiful view”
😁😁yep! “Take a look Elon!”
Musk may be evil, but he’s marginally smarter than 💩 and his MAGA minions (put together). He’ll have countermeasures. Say…the SpaceX booster guidance is suddenly set to crash 2 boosters at 26°40'37"N, 80°02'14"W. POTUS Putin and his proxy, 💩, aren’t the only ones who can arrange “accidents.”
With all the info that Mush & his boys have gathered he MUST have a copy of the Epstein files or, at least, a back door to obtain them anytime he wants. Asking Bondi to release them is just a another smoke screen>
Jo, not here please. We’re fine.
And don't forget, they both go to jail forever. I hear there is new vacancy or two at CECOT.
Except this is all fake and staged. They are playing us.
🤞
I wonder what will become of the SA white genocide refugee program now. Trump didn’t come up with that on his own.
"Most people quit too soon", sometimes, a little more effort can achieve the desired result. We should have challenged the results of the last election, and the more we learn, especially, from the battleground states, the more suspect Trump's "victory" becomes!
Or it's all a smokescreen to distract from bill now in Senate.
I wish I could like this twice
Musk controls the files?
We can dream
We’re being played again. Nothing will happen.
Anything Elon does he'll do from the safety of his secret island lair. We all know he's got one stashed.
Hello, South African here... we don't want him. Besides, you've had him longer than we did, so he's legally yours now.
Meanwhile the USA is sanctioning ICC court judges. This seems important globally. 🙄
One wonders when MAGAt Repugs will figure this out??
The real question is when they will care enough to do something.
When the pain is great enough.
... but only when it is to them personally
As long as he goes to South Africa and not Canada I'm all for it 👍
So all that stuff about how "election deniers" were so so so evil, and you've turned on a dime. I guess you never believed that.
This is the ending I want!💙
I like your solution. But wondering if the November 3, 2026 midterms are already getting rigged up…the fascist group of pricks could not win without lying and cheating.
I think Musk is finding out that not even the richest man in the world can damage the reputation of someone who’s reputation is already in the 💩er.
🎉🎉🎉
Perfect!
We can only hope.
🤞🤞🤞
Rigged? You mean when more people voted for Trump over Kamala or when Biden’s presidency?? You remind me of that Catturd guy, stupidly loyal to the wrong people
Porque no los dos?
🙏🙏🙏🙏
Are we supposed to believe the Epstein Files with Trump in them will be the final straw for Trump supporters?
Spoke to some of his supporters yesterday. Informed them of what Musk said about the Epstein files and Trump. They said, “we already knew that”. I walked away amazed that they knew that and still voted for him. IMO, there is no straw.
No straw to break a camel's back and no bottom to how low they'll go.
They won’t care!
TDS….who doesn’t want to drug and have sex with underage girls? Try again, libruls.
Isn't Musk a US citizen since 2002? I don't like the man, but I am not in favor of deporting citizens. I agree on the rest that you said :-)
Musk's brother has admitted that they came to the US on student visas but then they dropped out of school and lied about it to gain citizenship. He became a citizen through fraudulent means.
Just because he's a US citizen, that doesn't mean he has any real loyalty to the nation. He only serves one master, money.
There is credible evidence suggesting that he may have overstayed his visa prior to obtaining U.S. citizenship. If it can be demonstrated that he willfully misrepresented or concealed this fact during the naturalization process, it could constitute grounds for denaturalization.
Oooh, can we review Melania's immigration route while we're at it?
Surprisingly I think She actually did way better trying to follow immigration law into this country that Musk did. She has a history of having multiple visa's and eventually got naturalized through the einstein visa program. But you know people feel types of ways about all that.
It would be under 8 U.S.C. § 1451(a), which permits revocation of citizenship obtained through fraud or misrepresentation.
Well that is a different story
That’s what we are rooting for
The country would be united. At long last.
I so hope you are right! I fear this is just political theater to distract us from the destruction of America.
ICE picks up Elon.
We can dream 💭
Yep. I vote for this.
We can only wish that will be the case. But if it’s true that Trump & Musk are meeting this weekend then we’ll be back to the same-oh, same-oh. Trump will blackmail Musk into apologizing about the Epstein tweet & rescinding it or Musk loses all gov’t contracts. I hope I’m wrong.
Spare a thought for either Canada or South Africa.Neither want him back.