The weather forecast is calling for thunderstorms and possible flooding during Trump’s small-in-the-pants parade tomorrow, and if it’s wrong to take tremendous joy from that, then I don’t wanna be right.
The weather forecast is calling for thunderstorms and possible flooding during Trump’s small-in-the-pants parade tomorrow, and if it’s wrong to take tremendous joy from that, then I don’t wanna be right.
Aw, will he call out so his "hair" doesn't get wet? 😂
Gotta love some schadenfreude
I hope it’s a fuckin tornado
Karma
I agree!
I’m totally wrong, cause traitor tot deserves to have his fake state parade flooded out, with zero attendance. What he deserves even more is a prison cell in El Salvador. That would be the ultimate bday present we could give him and all feel good about.
You would think God isn't happy with the fake Christian!
There with you, JoJo.
SchadenFriday is REAL
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Hope it pours with lots of lightning
Heavy rain, broken pavement, muddy day.
The Rain of King Trump.
I hope he loses his umbrella.
We are praying for rain , thunder and lightening in DC. So far, flooding is forecast for tonight.
So he can count the Pope and Mother Nature as his enemies. Great work there! 😂
someone, hand the orange child molester a lightning rod tomorrow.
With a slight chance of locusts. Even God hates him.
He will blame Biden for the weather.
“Please rain frogs. Please rain frogs…”
Holy shit, can you imagine if we had full fucking plagues this weekend?! I might actually read the Bible again if that happened.
And locusts
Spilled my coffee laughing. 😂😂😂😂
Awww he’ll miss the parade if it rains… you know he can’t operate an umbrella. Besides, it’s all those suckers n losers again anyway…..
Schadenfreude
All the more reason to stay away from DC, it could be a complete flop and your absence will magnify that.
Didn’t MTG claim the weather is controlled? Well then I hope whoever has the buttons for Saturday pushes the right ones. ⚡️ ⛈️ 💨 🌧️ ☔️ ⚡️
What's he going to do about his precious hair do? He just hates to get it wet for any reason. If it rains I hope it's just in one spot...right over his head.🤣
Americans will still be taking to the streets all across the country and there won't be anything else eating up the news cycle other than millions of pissed off protestors.
Y’know, America has had such horrible storm weather lately that the thought of a sudden flash flood washing through DC and submerging billions of $ in military equipment in the streets seems as likely as not But don’t worry: if there’s damage, the winners will still be military contractors…as usual
I’m hoping lightening strikes with surgical accuracy!🤷🏻♀️😎
I'm not religious and don't pray. Today I will try and go outside and yell at every Deity willing to listen and say "Make it Rain DAMMIT!!!"
The US military doesn't go out when it's raining?
tRump doesn't. See November 2018, France visit.
I wanna see his hair in the rain
We were talking about this last night. And we laughed & laughed & laughed
There IS a God. It will be sunning where the Pope and protests are. Don’t attend DC parade. BOYCOTT parade.
Hysterical photo with all his medals. 👏😂😂
Omg! This is hysterical 🤣
Sounds perfect to me
Well damn.... my birthday is 3 days after flag day..... and I'm, (checks name in here) not well off..... guess my parade will be YUGE!!!
I'm praying for hail. Golf ball size hail that pelts them all.😊🙏
"small-in-the-pants parade" 🤣
Maybe God is on our side. I hope.
Gotta love Mother Nature! She’s obviously not a fan of MAGA!
Gotta love a ruined teeny peen parade!
Wrong? Why would you even say that? Hope it rains bricks and nails. So all white supremacists get fucked.
lol
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Donnie will wish he still had “Stormy” Daniels in his life 😂😂😂😂
A monsoon
OH YOU’VE MADE MY DAY…I’ve been hoping, wishing and praying for such a forecast!!! WooHoo!!🎉
I will be very please to see it very literally "rain on his parade."
Since he couldn’t attend a 100th anniversary memorial ceremony at a WWI cemetery in France due to rain, am I to assume he won’t be in attendance for the parade?
May god smite them all.
Apparently even the Universe allows for only so much bullshit.
I can already see it. Parade gets cancelled and the right immediately blames Jews and Soros for using space lasers to change the weather. You heard it here first.
Or spend 45 million per day until weather clears
We can only hope it gets rained out. That would be a great fitting to the end of the day. I really do feel the protests across the country on the 14th will be larger and louder then before.
And if a sinkhole right beneath his throne were to open; that would add a nice touch to the festivities also.
😬🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️
I pray it rains and presents him with two bad choices: 1) justify siting in the rain at his birthday parade while refusing to go to Aisne-Marne during a drizzle 2) justify making the military conduct a birthday parade for for him and pass-in-review to an empty review stand because it’s raining.
Apparently, God still has a sense of humor
Maybe one of those tank crews will zero in on Trump in the grandstands and give him another ear to bandage….probably wouldn’t be an investigation afterwards this time either!
I’m an aetheist but I’m starting to believe in god 😁
I'm right with you. I am so happy that it might thunderstorm and it's going to be nasty. I just feel bad for the soldiers that are forced to March in it. And any protesters who are going to show up. I feel bad that they may get soaked. But I have a feeling they wouldn't mind it
A hard rain's gonna fall. Hopefully, in more ways than one.
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“If schadenfreude is wrong, I don’t wanna be right” The Rod Stewart cover is great
Got odds on whether they cancel because nobody shows up (who isn't paid or ordered to) and say it "deep concern for public safety"?
As JoJo should know, being fromJerz as I am, they have lost all ability to forecast the weather in the mid Atlantic. Sadly there is no one on the planet who knows what the weather is going to be in DC tomorrow—least of all the meteorologists.
Here’s hoping there is lightning!!
Cue Barbra Streisand…
That makes my heart smile. ⛈️ 🌩 No way Tin Soldier boy gets his head ferret wet. Draft dodging coward should be shunned not celebrated. Bring on the karma. 😈🤞🤞
🤣🤣🤭😛"Head ferret!" That's precious!!
I can only see chance of flooding until 2am then just cloudy and a warm 27 deg for Saturday. No mention of thunderstorms. But would be great if it did.
If only…
If only.... youtube.com/shorts/-VOZI...
God is against this administration.
And I’m an atheist 😂
I'm hoping we don't get rained on here for our #NoKings protest
there will be an air of sadness and zero feelings of triumph. what a waste of taxpayer dollars
Man plans, God laughs
Question the rain's patriotism.
Girl, I live here….it is not wrong. We all will gladly give up a summer Saturday for his little fragile ego parade to be ruined.
Gonna be a wild weekend
They will have to keep Trump under cover out of the rain,much like the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz,if Trump gets wet he will melt. Or at least all that face putty will.
You are amongst millions taking joy in this forecast, Jojo .. Canada is doing a rain ☔ dance for ya'll.. Torrents of rain and let's throw in locusts for good measure 😄
This 🇨🇦 pooch has all four 🐾 crossed!!! 🌧️ ⚡️🦗 Meanwhile, it’ll be nice and sunny up here for mum to head out with her #NoTyrants 🪧 😁
I was hoping for 3feet of snow coming from our true north, locust is fine though too. :)
Hahaha... Snow, oh even better... 🤣
🙏⚡️🌩️🙏
Damn Democrats!! And their control of the damn weather!! DAAAAAAAMN THEMMMMMMM
🤭🤣🤷♀️😬
Oh if the Big G sends a tornado that's a cherry on the cake!
I live in the area, and it will not be pleasant to have torrential downpours and tornadoes Tomorrow... but hey, I'm all for it. I can hunker down for a day.
Taking one for the team
I hope it rains dogshit.
How about a well-placed lightning strike from the rain gods above? 😈
Mother Nature knows what’s up
Just one well placed lightning bolt
I heard it's going to pour cats and dogs.
Just don't fucking watch it. Don't pay it .000001% of attention to it. IGNORE IT.
Here's hoping for some softball size hail too!
That will give a new meaning to Hail To The Chief.
🤣 🤣 🤣
And a sworm of locust.
Let’s hope for some lightning, too!
I’d like to throw in a funnel cloud too- maybe an EF-5 if we’re super lucky!!!
And I’m sure Trump already asked the military to ignite a bomb in the sky to disperse the clouds. 😂 The most predictable asshole on planet earth.
Why not just use a Sharpie?
I hope the tanks get stuck.
Praying for torrential rain in Washington DC tomorrow 🙏
⛈️🌫️🌪️
Italian sausages stuffed into go-go boots.
⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️ Ohh, please, please, please 🙏🏻.
I’m praying it’s a BIG BEAUTIFUL STORM.. THE BEST THATS EVER STORMED. 👏
Best news I've heard.
Your descriptions are hilarious, and right-on-point---😎
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Hey Siri, how common are lightning strikes?
lol, I laughed and read this out loud, she said 1 in 10,000 in a person’s lifetime
In my best horse racing announcer voice: It's a battle of cholesterol vs lightning,with cholesterol out to a big lead, but don't don't rule out lightning making a late "charge"!
And may the Abrams tanks leading the fiasco create massive sinkholes on Constitution Ave. as soon as it starts and into which the rest of the tanks slide into blocking and ending the parade before it even got started. Worldwide laughter ensues!
Where’s the wicked witch of the west when we need her. And her monkeys
How weak of a leader do you have to be to throw a military parade on your birthday?
It’s good for protesters also, they won be assaulted as the 🍊🤡 was hoping,
It’s not enough. Mother Nature can do better. I wanna see hail the size of golf balls and swarms of locusts
I’d like to see it rain just enough to f-ck up his hair
And if we've learned anything from conservatives it's that weather during an event is God's judgement.
We don’t ask for much 🙏🏼
haha! I'm with you on that!
I hope lighting strikes and wind howls👍🏼
MOTHER NATURE IS UNDEFEATED!!!!!!!
I would prefer a sunny day failure, so there are no excuses for Trump and Republicans. We also don't want the weather to discourage No Kings protestors.
Here's hoping the #mushroomfestival gets rained out-we all know he can't be out in the rain or he'll end up looking like Rudy
GOD KNOWS
Weather prediction for Washington, DC from the day before through the week after Trump’s inane parade
The anticipatory schadenfreude is real.
I hope it is a complete washout
Good one! Small in the pants, lol!
So people should just go to a museum or a f**king YouTube video to see examples of the gear U.S. G.I.s have used throughout the history of the Army.
Maybe some ⛈️⚡️🌩️.
🙏
Darn
Girl, I have been making sure it’s raining on Sunday for 3 days now. 🤣
For the first time in my life, I’m praying for a hurricane to touchdown in a very targeted area. And it can’t hurt anyone who lives on Capitol Hill, I’m a former resident.
Tornado. But I get your point.
Oh shit, I need more coffee
I guess all those Maga religious fanatics who talk to God are taking the day off
Here's to Mother Nature unleashing her full fury, thunder, lightning, hailstones, torrential rains. Yes, indeed, let it RAIN on his parade, nobody is more deserving. Then he can go away & cry if he wants to....
Couldn’t happen on a better day 😉✌🏻
The army has strict lightning policies around soldiers outdoor activities. Hoping they enforce them
With the cuts to the NOAA and meteorological agencies, there's a good chance it could be a hurricane, or it could be sunny skies.
Everybody available should go to that and stand in the street and not move. Thousands of people blocking the parade. It would take hours to arrest them all.
Wet wig alert! There's panic in the Whitehouse.
Donny TACO will try to fix this with his sharpie, i guess🤷
It’s just fine to be joyful for a deluge of rain in DC tomorrow! 🤞
🙏🌧️
Wonderful news
Hi all. I just took a USA Today poll about Trump’s military parade this weekend. There’s a link to the article that takes you to it. Let your voices be heard and your feelings known. I sure did. www.yahoo.com/news/support...
Thor has a chance to do something really funny on 6/14/2025.
I really, really, REALLY want a good ol' fashioned SMITING!
That’s exactly what I’ve been hoping & praying for. And I don’t feel bad AT ALL.
Cue "(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want To Be Right" by Luther Ingram, honey!
Praying for Rain
I'll do my best.
That would be a big beautiful storm, like he's never seen before!!
Well timed lightning strike?
I've been checking the weather forecast daily!
the mushroom may be small-in-the-pants but the diaper is large and loaded
I hope he gets stuck by lightning
The government controls the weather, is that how it goes?
Only problem is that the weather gives him a convenient excuse for no-one turning up. Empty stands on a beautiful warm sunny day would be far harder for them to brush off.
May the skies unleash, right after the No Kings events are completed. And as possible can someone send around pictures of Taco’s hairdo?
Amen!
It wouldn’t hurt my feelings if it rained on his parade.
😁👍
My hope is for this with no actual damage just a cancellation of his little North Korean parade…
Come on, lightning, do your thing.
I have become so petty because of his pettiness. I'm OK with that.
🌩️🍊🪦🙏
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Rain dancing in solidarity with the true natives of this land.
We should all perform rain dances at the No Kings demonstrations.
Torrential rain is fine, I don’t want an electrical storm as you know Dear Leader will demand the soldiers march for him, even with lightening, and I don’t want them at risk.
Maybe when their personal safety is at risk, some can wake up and stop going along 🤔
With the ⚡️🌩️ watch out for sharks!
Oh please let it POUR ON his parade! Karma
🤞
I hope the power goes out so he cant even get a good meal from McDungolds!
It’s going to rain on his parade.
Singing in the rain
😆 Me too! "May the sky's open and flood the streets in DC!"
the vision is the felon being melted and leaving only an orange stain, by water, like the wicked witch.
Lovely 😍
Thanks for that!!!
Schadenfreude, delicious schadenfreude…