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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social

The weather forecast is calling for thunderstorms and possible flooding during Trump’s small-in-the-pants parade tomorrow, and if it’s wrong to take tremendous joy from that, then I don’t wanna be right.

jun 13, 2025, 1:48 pm • 2,653 268

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🌸MEL~🦋💅🐈‍⬛🐕🐎♒️ @xxpatjinx.bsky.social

Aw, will he call out so his "hair" doesn't get wet? 😂

jun 13, 2025, 4:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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oliviaoil48.bsky.social @oliviaoil48.bsky.social

Gotta love some schadenfreude

jun 13, 2025, 1:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social

God, bring it on.

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jun 13, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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fritzee.bsky.social @fritzee.bsky.social

I hope it’s a fuckin tornado

jun 14, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
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dirtdigger1.bsky.social @dirtdigger1.bsky.social

Karma

jun 14, 2025, 9:50 am • 0 0 • view
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jeannesn.bsky.social @jeannesn.bsky.social

I agree!

jun 13, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wild Canadian🇨🇦 @wildcanadian.bsky.social

I’m totally wrong, cause traitor tot deserves to have his fake state parade flooded out, with zero attendance. What he deserves even more is a prison cell in El Salvador. That would be the ultimate bday present we could give him and all feel good about.

jun 13, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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M.K.McDaniels @mkmcdaniels.bsky.social

You would think God isn't happy with the fake Christian!

jun 13, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Merritt kelly @merrittkelly1.bsky.social

There with you, JoJo.

jun 13, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕘 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕤 @gbmusicmaster.bsky.social

SchadenFriday is REAL

jun 13, 2025, 2:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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User86 @dobieg.bsky.social

media.tenor.com/SPZqVut2zSkA...

jun 13, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jill @sharklady.bsky.social

Hope it pours with lots of lightning

jun 13, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Webpuppy45 @webpuppy45.bsky.social

Heavy rain, broken pavement, muddy day.

jun 13, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Markro 💎🫘 @markro2015.bsky.social

The Rain of King Trump.

jun 14, 2025, 12:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elizabeth @lexnonquaeritquem.bsky.social

I hope he loses his umbrella.

jun 13, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sharon Lawler @smclawler.bsky.social

We are praying for rain , thunder and lightening in DC. So far, flooding is forecast for tonight.

jun 13, 2025, 1:58 pm • 6 1 • view
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Bensmom33 @bensmom33.bsky.social

So he can count the Pope and Mother Nature as his enemies. Great work there! 😂

jun 13, 2025, 1:50 pm • 15 1 • view
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social

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jun 13, 2025, 3:48 pm • 3 1 • view
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Slappy Squirrel @slappysquirrel2000.bsky.social

someone, hand the orange child molester a lightning rod tomorrow.

jun 13, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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WTFGOP⁉️ @wtfgop.com

With a slight chance of locusts. Even God hates him.

jun 13, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mick Chow @mickchow.bsky.social

He will blame Biden for the weather.

jun 14, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

“Please rain frogs. Please rain frogs…”

jun 13, 2025, 1:49 pm • 67 3 • view
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RosieTheRiveter 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 @r0siether1veter.bsky.social

Holy shit, can you imagine if we had full fucking plagues this weekend?! I might actually read the Bible again if that happened.

jun 13, 2025, 2:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sane America is my friend @allievtina.bsky.social

And locusts

jun 13, 2025, 2:44 pm • 18 1 • view
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Mrs. B @mrs-b-2021.bsky.social

Spilled my coffee laughing. 😂😂😂😂

jun 13, 2025, 2:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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katt84.bsky.social @katt84.bsky.social

Awww he’ll miss the parade if it rains… you know he can’t operate an umbrella. Besides, it’s all those suckers n losers again anyway…..

jun 13, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alexis Mac 🍁🇨🇦 @alexismac.bsky.social

Schadenfreude

jun 13, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sergeant who knows the swamp💙 @1toughguy2.bsky.social

All the more reason to stay away from DC, it could be a complete flop and your absence will magnify that.

jun 13, 2025, 2:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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EricaJones @onegrumpygoose.bsky.social

Didn’t MTG claim the weather is controlled? Well then I hope whoever has the buttons for Saturday pushes the right ones. ⚡️ ⛈️ 💨 🌧️ ☔️ ⚡️

jun 13, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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jcs77.bsky.social @jcs77.bsky.social

What's he going to do about his precious hair do? He just hates to get it wet for any reason. If it rains I hope it's just in one spot...right over his head.🤣

jun 14, 2025, 12:48 am • 0 0 • view
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RosieTheRiveter 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 @r0siether1veter.bsky.social

Americans will still be taking to the streets all across the country and there won't be anything else eating up the news cycle other than millions of pissed off protestors.

jun 13, 2025, 2:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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godwinhews.bsky.social @godwinhews.bsky.social

Y’know, America has had such horrible storm weather lately that the thought of a sudden flash flood washing through DC and submerging billions of $ in military equipment in the streets seems as likely as not But don’t worry: if there’s damage, the winners will still be military contractors…as usual

jun 13, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Missy Hubbard @missy-ubermom.bsky.social

I’m hoping lightening strikes with surgical accuracy!🤷🏻‍♀️😎

jun 13, 2025, 5:37 pm • 9 0 • view
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Erick A. @erickabad.com

I'm not religious and don't pray. Today I will try and go outside and yell at every Deity willing to listen and say "Make it Rain DAMMIT!!!"

jun 13, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social

The US military doesn't go out when it's raining?

jun 13, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Autumn T. (she/her) @amt-doesnt-give-af.bsky.social

tRump doesn't. See November 2018, France visit.

jun 13, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Swift Scott @mandrake64.bsky.social

I wanna see his hair in the rain

jun 14, 2025, 1:28 am • 0 0 • view
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social

We were talking about this last night. And we laughed & laughed & laughed

jun 13, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peace @marymarta.bsky.social

There IS a God. It will be sunning where the Pope and protests are. Don’t attend DC parade. BOYCOTT parade.

jun 13, 2025, 6:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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lastroth.bsky.social @lastroth.bsky.social

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jun 13, 2025, 2:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social

Praying for a massive lightning strike

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jun 13, 2025, 1:57 pm • 44 10 • view
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deannawiener.bsky.social @deannawiener.bsky.social

Hysterical photo with all his medals. 👏😂😂

jun 13, 2025, 2:34 pm • 6 0 • view
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Candace @nottodaydude.bsky.social

Omg! This is hysterical 🤣

jun 13, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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cdrak0715.bsky.social @cdrak0715.bsky.social

Sounds perfect to me

jun 13, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tokyo-Jon @tokyo-jon.bsky.social

… just remember.

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jun 13, 2025, 1:49 pm • 25 8 • view
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hunglikeahorsefly.bsky.social @hunglikeahorsefly.bsky.social

Well damn.... my birthday is 3 days after flag day..... and I'm, (checks name in here) not well off..... guess my parade will be YUGE!!!

jun 13, 2025, 3:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Babciahouse @baciahouse.bsky.social

I'm praying for hail. Golf ball size hail that pelts them all.😊🙏

jun 13, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Barbara Rose @baroda.bsky.social

"small-in-the-pants parade" 🤣

jun 13, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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rat48.bsky.social @rat48.bsky.social

Maybe God is on our side. I hope.

jun 14, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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silenceredux.bsky.social @silenceredux.bsky.social

Oh goody. Maybe we'll all get to see Melania's nipples again!

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jun 13, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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❌👑 @rappacord.bsky.social

Gotta love Mother Nature! She’s obviously not a fan of MAGA!

jun 13, 2025, 2:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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zeekernal.bsky.social @zeekernal.bsky.social

Gotta love a ruined teeny peen parade!

jun 13, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Le Wolf @kerukeion.bsky.social

Wrong? Why would you even say that? Hope it rains bricks and nails. So all white supremacists get fucked.

jun 13, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lion_Woods @seoulstice.bsky.social

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jun 13, 2025, 1:57 pm • 13 3 • view
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timelinefromhell.bsky.social @timelinefromhell.bsky.social

lol

jun 13, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/peng...

jun 14, 2025, 6:57 am • 2 0 • view
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destiny-plus.bsky.social @destiny-plus.bsky.social

Donnie will wish he still had “Stormy” Daniels in his life 😂😂😂😂

jun 13, 2025, 2:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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carrieheffernan.bsky.social @carrieheffernan.bsky.social

A monsoon

jun 13, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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falalala50.bsky.social @falalala50.bsky.social

OH YOU’VE MADE MY DAY…I’ve been hoping, wishing and praying for such a forecast!!! WooHoo!!🎉

jun 13, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frank Grimes IV @frankgrimesiv.bsky.social

I will be very please to see it very literally "rain on his parade."

jun 13, 2025, 1:50 pm • 8 0 • view
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roxy9999.bsky.social @roxy9999.bsky.social

Since he couldn’t attend a 100th anniversary memorial ceremony at a WWI cemetery in France due to rain, am I to assume he won’t be in attendance for the parade?

jun 13, 2025, 8:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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the architect @thearchitect237.bsky.social

May god smite them all.

jun 13, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sloane11 @sloan11.bsky.social

Apparently even the Universe allows for only so much bullshit.

jun 13, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alice Lastname @slopcheese34.bsky.social

I can already see it. Parade gets cancelled and the right immediately blames Jews and Soros for using space lasers to change the weather. You heard it here first.

jun 13, 2025, 2:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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lpp2200.bsky.social @lpp2200.bsky.social

Or spend 45 million per day until weather clears

jun 13, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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JinxZod SWGOH @jinxzodswgoh.bsky.social

We can only hope it gets rained out. That would be a great fitting to the end of the day. I really do feel the protests across the country on the 14th will be larger and louder then before.

jun 13, 2025, 2:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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moonbeamsassafrass @moonbeamsassafrass.bsky.social

And if a sinkhole right beneath his throne were to open; that would add a nice touch to the festivities also.

jun 13, 2025, 2:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Candace @nottodaydude.bsky.social

😬🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

jun 13, 2025, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trump’sChildSexTraffickingScandalCat @unhipcat.bsky.social

I pray it rains and presents him with two bad choices: 1) justify siting in the rain at his birthday parade while refusing to go to Aisne-Marne during a drizzle 2) justify making the military conduct a birthday parade for for him and pass-in-review to an empty review stand because it’s raining.

jun 13, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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cmaxmost.bsky.social @cmaxmost.bsky.social

Apparently, God still has a sense of humor

jun 13, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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JLSRPH @jlsrph481.bsky.social

Maybe one of those tank crews will zero in on Trump in the grandstands and give him another ear to bandage….probably wouldn’t be an investigation afterwards this time either!

jun 13, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ann W. Smith @aws-55.bsky.social

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peninsulaguy1.bsky.social @peninsulaguy1.bsky.social

I’m an aetheist but I’m starting to believe in god 😁

jun 13, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laura @mommapenguin.bsky.social

I'm right with you. I am so happy that it might thunderstorm and it's going to be nasty. I just feel bad for the soldiers that are forced to March in it. And any protesters who are going to show up. I feel bad that they may get soaked. But I have a feeling they wouldn't mind it

jun 13, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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whatsit2you.bsky.social @whatsit2you.bsky.social

A hard rain's gonna fall. Hopefully, in more ways than one.

jun 13, 2025, 2:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wolfgang Beck 🇨🇦 @wolf-beck.bsky.social

m.youtube.com/watch?v=T5al...

jun 13, 2025, 2:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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reallydebl.bsky.social @reallydebl.bsky.social

“If schadenfreude is wrong, I don’t wanna be right” The Rod Stewart cover is great

jun 13, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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marcshaw16.bsky.social @marcshaw16.bsky.social

Got odds on whether they cancel because nobody shows up (who isn't paid or ordered to) and say it "deep concern for public safety"?

jun 13, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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ozwax @deniscleary.bsky.social

As JoJo should know, being fromJerz as I am, they have lost all ability to forecast the weather in the mid Atlantic. Sadly there is no one on the planet who knows what the weather is going to be in DC tomorrow—least of all the meteorologists.

jun 13, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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esveno.bsky.social @esveno.bsky.social

Here’s hoping there is lightning!!

jun 13, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Karen @icuk.bsky.social

Cue Barbra Streisand…

jun 13, 2025, 2:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joanne @jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social

That makes my heart smile. ⛈️ 🌩 No way Tin Soldier boy gets his head ferret wet. Draft dodging coward should be shunned not celebrated. Bring on the karma. 😈🤞🤞

jun 13, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Candace @nottodaydude.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤭😛"Head ferret!" That's precious!!

jun 13, 2025, 2:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dawn D @proudmanckiwi.bsky.social

I can only see chance of flooding until 2am then just cloudy and a warm 27 deg for Saturday. No mention of thunderstorms. But would be great if it did.

jun 14, 2025, 4:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Kaisarion Kaiser @kaisarionkaiser.bsky.social

If only…

jun 13, 2025, 2:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Wishing You Well 🇺🇦 🌻 @klaaskid8.bsky.social

If only.... youtube.com/shorts/-VOZI...

jun 13, 2025, 3:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kat💙 @kat86.bsky.social

God is against this administration.

jun 13, 2025, 2:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kat💙 @kat86.bsky.social

And I’m an atheist 😂

jun 13, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jim Syrett @jsyrett.bsky.social

I'm hoping we don't get rained on here for our #NoKings protest

jun 13, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sherrie Van @sherriebabybsky.bsky.social

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Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social

there will be an air of sadness and zero feelings of triumph. what a waste of taxpayer dollars

jun 13, 2025, 1:51 pm • 17 0 • view
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Rob @rjb44.bsky.social

Man plans, God laughs

jun 13, 2025, 1:51 pm • 6 1 • view
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Null Verba @nulliusnverba.bsky.social

Question the rain's patriotism.

jun 13, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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K80 @kroncronk.bsky.social

Girl, I live here….it is not wrong. We all will gladly give up a summer Saturday for his little fragile ego parade to be ruined.

jun 13, 2025, 11:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frannie @frandy52.bsky.social

Gonna be a wild weekend

jun 13, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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bosblu61.bsky.social @bosblu61.bsky.social

They will have to keep Trump under cover out of the rain,much like the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz,if Trump gets wet he will melt. Or at least all that face putty will.

jun 13, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lyndsor 🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🎸🐱🇬🇱🏊🫘 @skinnypool.bsky.social

You are amongst millions taking joy in this forecast, Jojo .. Canada is doing a rain ☔ dance for ya'll.. Torrents of rain and let's throw in locusts for good measure 😄

jun 13, 2025, 1:52 pm • 29 3 • view
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missflangerhanger.bsky.social @missflangerhanger.bsky.social

This 🇨🇦 pooch has all four 🐾 crossed!!! 🌧️ ⚡️🦗 Meanwhile, it’ll be nice and sunny up here for mum to head out with her #NoTyrants 🪧 😁

jun 13, 2025, 2:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Vederia 🇨🇦 🇩🇪 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @vederia.bsky.social

I was hoping for 3feet of snow coming from our true north, locust is fine though too. :)

jun 13, 2025, 2:07 pm • 10 2 • view
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Lyndsor 🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🎸🐱🇬🇱🏊🫘 @skinnypool.bsky.social

Hahaha... Snow, oh even better... 🤣

jun 13, 2025, 2:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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@fraudesswrites AKA holly manno @fraudesswrites.bsky.social

🙏⚡️🌩️🙏

jun 13, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Daredevil @therealdaredevil.bsky.social

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godwinhews.bsky.social @godwinhews.bsky.social

Damn Democrats!! And their control of the damn weather!! DAAAAAAAMN THEMMMMMMM

jun 13, 2025, 2:35 pm • 6 1 • view
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Candace @nottodaydude.bsky.social

🤭🤣🤷‍♀️😬

jun 13, 2025, 2:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joe Bacon @josephebacon.bsky.social

Oh if the Big G sends a tornado that's a cherry on the cake!

jun 13, 2025, 1:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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✌️Bob ☮ (Old Man Hippy)💙 @oldmanhippy.com

I live in the area, and it will not be pleasant to have torrential downpours and tornadoes Tomorrow... but hey, I'm all for it. I can hunker down for a day.

jun 13, 2025, 3:24 pm • 15 0 • view
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Canadian Kitten 🇨🇦 @teeniefeenie.bsky.social

Taking one for the team

jun 14, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Iain @ikmc.bsky.social

I hope it rains dogshit.

jun 13, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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mamalachef @mamalachef.bsky.social

How about a well-placed lightning strike from the rain gods above? 😈

jun 13, 2025, 7:44 pm • 5 1 • view
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furtivephilologist.bsky.social @furtivephilologist.bsky.social

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Orcaholic 🐳🐬🌿🐈‍⬛🇵🇸🇺🇦💙⚾️ @sandyp.bsky.social

Mother Nature knows what’s up

jun 13, 2025, 1:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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greyghost11.bsky.social @greyghost11.bsky.social

Just one well placed lightning bolt

jun 14, 2025, 11:14 am • 0 0 • view
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George Armstrong @armstrong2025.bsky.social

I heard it's going to pour cats and dogs.

jun 13, 2025, 2:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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𝙒𝙖𝙧 𝙈𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟻™ @warmachine2025.bsky.social

Just don't fucking watch it. Don't pay it .000001% of attention to it. IGNORE IT.

jun 14, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Know your enemy @know-your-enemies.bsky.social

Here's hoping for some softball size hail too!

jun 13, 2025, 1:50 pm • 9 0 • view
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B Bryant @boneidleben.bsky.social

That will give a new meaning to Hail To The Chief.

jun 13, 2025, 5:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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texastess @tessfromtx.bsky.social

🤣 🤣 🤣

jun 13, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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cullybirk.bsky.social @cullybirk.bsky.social

And a sworm of locust.

jun 13, 2025, 9:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jo Brand @crankygma.bsky.social

Let’s hope for some lightning, too!

jun 13, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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BenNAlbany @rondows.bsky.social

I’d like to throw in a funnel cloud too- maybe an EF-5 if we’re super lucky!!!

jun 13, 2025, 11:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Darren Burgos @darrenburgos.bsky.social

And I’m sure Trump already asked the military to ignite a bomb in the sky to disperse the clouds. 😂 The most predictable asshole on planet earth.

jun 13, 2025, 2:37 pm • 4 1 • view
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silenceredux.bsky.social @silenceredux.bsky.social

Why not just use a Sharpie?

jun 13, 2025, 3:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Michael Vandor @mvandor.bsky.social

I hope the tanks get stuck.

jun 13, 2025, 7:06 pm • 5 2 • view
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marg67.bsky.social @marg67.bsky.social

Praying for torrential rain in Washington DC tomorrow 🙏

jun 13, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sarah @sarah-fl.bsky.social

⛈️🌫️🌪️

jun 13, 2025, 4:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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nwhawkeye.bsky.social @nwhawkeye.bsky.social

Maybe Donnie should ask DeSantis if he can borrow his boots?

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Sloane11 @sloan11.bsky.social

Italian sausages stuffed into go-go boots.

jun 13, 2025, 3:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bill Steen, Jr. @billsteenjr.bsky.social

⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️ Ohh, please, please, please 🙏🏻.

jun 13, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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deannawiener.bsky.social @deannawiener.bsky.social

I’m praying it’s a BIG BEAUTIFUL STORM.. THE BEST THATS EVER STORMED. 👏

jun 13, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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MichelleO @ketmga.bsky.social

Best news I've heard.

jun 13, 2025, 1:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Infomac @infomac.bsky.social

Your descriptions are hilarious, and right-on-point---😎

jun 13, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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David @davidicw.bsky.social

I hope it pours., cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/06/some...

jun 13, 2025, 2:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sabrina @ckulater.bsky.social

jun 13, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social

Hey Siri, how common are lightning strikes?

jun 13, 2025, 1:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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kcranick.bsky.social @kcranick.bsky.social

lol, I laughed and read this out loud, she said 1 in 10,000 in a person’s lifetime

jun 13, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff @jlam5.bsky.social

In my best horse racing announcer voice: It's a battle of cholesterol vs lightning,with cholesterol out to a big lead, but don't don't rule out lightning making a late "charge"!

jun 13, 2025, 3:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Crazy Septuagenarian Canuckian Creative! @rickbeneteau.bsky.social

And may the Abrams tanks leading the fiasco create massive sinkholes on Constitution Ave. as soon as it starts and into which the rest of the tanks slide into blocking and ending the parade before it even got started. Worldwide laughter ensues!

jun 13, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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dc-lagirl.bsky.social @dc-lagirl.bsky.social

Where’s the wicked witch of the west when we need her. And her monkeys

jun 13, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eric the Blue @erictheblue.bsky.social

How weak of a leader do you have to be to throw a military parade on your birthday?

jun 13, 2025, 2:17 pm • 5 0 • view
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Nigel @nigel-t.bsky.social

On a scale of one to ten

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jun 13, 2025, 2:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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Angela @angelasambataro.bsky.social

It’s good for protesters also, they won be assaulted as the 🍊🤡 was hoping,

jun 13, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Drifter @vencuyan.bsky.social

It’s not enough. Mother Nature can do better. I wanna see hail the size of golf balls and swarms of locusts

jun 13, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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TheyCallMeStacey @atraceofstace.bsky.social

I’d like to see it rain just enough to f-ck up his hair

jun 13, 2025, 2:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hard2BGreene @hard2bgreene.bsky.social

And if we've learned anything from conservatives it's that weather during an event is God's judgement.

jun 13, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ellie @cubsforthewin2016.bsky.social

jun 13, 2025, 1:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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dirtymyrtle.bsky.social @dirtymyrtle.bsky.social

We don’t ask for much 🙏🏼

jun 13, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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ronandlou.bsky.social @ronandlou.bsky.social

haha! I'm with you on that!

jun 13, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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DystopianHostage @dystopianhostage.bsky.social

I hope lighting strikes and wind howls👍🏼

jun 14, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
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ASSessment Bureau @360black.bsky.social

MOTHER NATURE IS UNDEFEATED!!!!!!!

jun 14, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Your Old English Teacher @youroldteacher.bsky.social

I would prefer a sunny day failure, so there are no excuses for Trump and Republicans. We also don't want the weather to discourage No Kings protestors.

jun 13, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sea_side Sea_witch @seasideseawitch.bsky.social

Here's hoping the #mushroomfestival gets rained out-we all know he can't be out in the rain or he'll end up looking like Rudy

jun 13, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rosesrred @rosesrred107.bsky.social

GOD KNOWS

jun 13, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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kellylmaki.bsky.social @kellylmaki.bsky.social

Weather prediction for Washington, DC from the day before through the week after Trump’s inane parade

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jun 13, 2025, 5:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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AJ McIntyre @ajmcintyre.bsky.social

The anticipatory schadenfreude is real.

jun 13, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Khr5@bsky.com @khr5.bsky.social

I hope it is a complete washout

jun 13, 2025, 4:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fran O’Rourke @frano429.bsky.social

Good one! Small in the pants, lol!

jun 14, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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cyborg87.bsky.social @cyborg87.bsky.social

So people should just go to a museum or a f**king YouTube video to see examples of the gear U.S. G.I.s have used throughout the history of the Army.

jun 14, 2025, 2:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Missy B 🦋🌊🌊💙 @bilbosmissy1.bsky.social

Maybe some ⛈️⚡️🌩️.

jun 13, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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jillh61.bsky.social @jillh61.bsky.social

🙏

jun 13, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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the-g.bsky.social @the-g.bsky.social

Darn

jun 13, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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lynntotheg.bsky.social @lynntotheg.bsky.social

Girl, I have been making sure it’s raining on Sunday for 3 days now. 🤣

jun 13, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Merri @merri24.bsky.social

For the first time in my life, I’m praying for a hurricane to touchdown in a very targeted area. And it can’t hurt anyone who lives on Capitol Hill, I’m a former resident.

jun 13, 2025, 2:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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csweetwood.bsky.social @csweetwood.bsky.social

Tornado. But I get your point.

jun 13, 2025, 2:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dr. Merri @merri24.bsky.social

Oh shit, I need more coffee

jun 13, 2025, 2:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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ReMarkable @remarkable59.bsky.social

I guess all those Maga religious fanatics who talk to God are taking the day off

jun 13, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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It's Good To Be Woke @shirlsurely.bsky.social

Here's to Mother Nature unleashing her full fury, thunder, lightning, hailstones, torrential rains. Yes, indeed, let it RAIN on his parade, nobody is more deserving. Then he can go away & cry if he wants to....

jun 13, 2025, 1:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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osweettea.bsky.social @osweettea.bsky.social

Couldn’t happen on a better day 😉✌🏻

jun 13, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kris Fuhr @rgrhelper.bsky.social

The army has strict lightning policies around soldiers outdoor activities. Hoping they enforce them

jun 13, 2025, 2:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Obliviousness @obliviousry-guy.bsky.social

With the cuts to the NOAA and meteorological agencies, there's a good chance it could be a hurricane, or it could be sunny skies.

jun 13, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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itsjustgary.bsky.social @itsjustgary.bsky.social

Everybody available should go to that and stand in the street and not move. Thousands of people blocking the parade. It would take hours to arrest them all.

jun 13, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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🌊 BostonPops 🌊 @stevevt26.bsky.social

Wet wig alert! There's panic in the Whitehouse.

jun 13, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leon Trollinger @trollingleonmusk.bsky.social

Donny TACO will try to fix this with his sharpie, i guess🤷

jun 13, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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flamingo49.bsky.social @flamingo49.bsky.social

It’s just fine to be joyful for a deluge of rain in DC tomorrow! 🤞

jun 13, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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jojocastro1.bsky.social @jojocastro1.bsky.social

🙏🌧️

jun 13, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Star.language.fr@ @catrinette.bsky.social

Wonderful news

jun 13, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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PaganPlanet @paganplanet.bsky.social

Hi all. I just took a USA Today poll about Trump’s military parade this weekend. There’s a link to the article that takes you to it. Let your voices be heard and your feelings known. I sure did. www.yahoo.com/news/support...

jun 13, 2025, 1:51 pm • 4 0 • view
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BeaglesResist🐾💙✊🏻Release the Epstein Files NOW @beaglesresist.bsky.social

Thor has a chance to do something really funny on 6/14/2025.

jun 13, 2025, 2:52 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jane June @janejune.bsky.social

I really, really, REALLY want a good ol' fashioned SMITING!

jun 13, 2025, 4:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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Annie @anniemluke.bsky.social

That’s exactly what I’ve been hoping & praying for. And I don’t feel bad AT ALL.

jun 13, 2025, 3:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lib@rtie @artie502.bsky.social

jun 13, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Weshlovrcm @weshlovrcm.bsky.social

Cue "(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want To Be Right" by Luther Ingram, honey!

jun 13, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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martylemke53.bsky.social @martylemke53.bsky.social

Praying for Rain

jun 13, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grumpy Zeus @grumpyzeus.bsky.social

I'll do my best.

jun 13, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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❤️🤍💙 Lisa (SoldierGirl) @soldiergirl.bsky.social

That would be a big beautiful storm, like he's never seen before!!

jun 13, 2025, 2:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dave845 @dave845.bsky.social

jun 13, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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csweetwood.bsky.social @csweetwood.bsky.social

Well timed lightning strike?

jun 13, 2025, 2:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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bobbiredsox.bsky.social @bobbiredsox.bsky.social

I've been checking the weather forecast daily!

jun 13, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tarheel Blue Devil @tarholes.bsky.social

the mushroom may be small-in-the-pants but the diaper is large and loaded

jun 13, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike BB @mike-in-jax.bsky.social

I hope he gets stuck by lightning

jun 14, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Not my real name 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 to 🇺🇸 @hughjacks-again.bsky.social

The government controls the weather, is that how it goes?

jun 13, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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PM Scott-Hillman @pmh58.bsky.social

Only problem is that the weather gives him a convenient excuse for no-one turning up. Empty stands on a beautiful warm sunny day would be far harder for them to brush off.

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choochmanicotti.bsky.social @choochmanicotti.bsky.social

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Fathead @fullerray.bsky.social

May the skies unleash, right after the No Kings events are completed. And as possible can someone send around pictures of Taco’s hairdo?

jun 13, 2025, 2:12 pm • 4 1 • view
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Maria Johnson @danburygirl.bsky.social

Amen!

jun 13, 2025, 2:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andres Martinez @andresh53.bsky.social

jun 13, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marilyn @mhuckfeldt.bsky.social

It wouldn’t hurt my feelings if it rained on his parade.

jun 13, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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m56h.bsky.social @m56h.bsky.social

😁👍

jun 13, 2025, 5:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zigster 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇧 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 @ziggy66.bsky.social

My hope is for this with no actual damage just a cancellation of his little North Korean parade…

jun 13, 2025, 7:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cavalier Texan @aggieman1973.bsky.social

Come on, lightning, do your thing.

jun 13, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Have the t @havethet.bsky.social

I have become so petty because of his pettiness. I'm OK with that.

jun 13, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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RichP86 @richp86.bsky.social

🌩️🍊🪦🙏

jun 13, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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RichP86 @richp86.bsky.social

www.yahoo.com/news/trump-g...

jun 13, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brendan #NoKings @brendanvonbon.bsky.social

Rain dancing in solidarity with the true natives of this land.

jun 13, 2025, 2:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social

We should all perform rain dances at the No Kings demonstrations.

jun 13, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Metsgirl84 @metsgirl84.bsky.social

Torrential rain is fine, I don’t want an electrical storm as you know Dear Leader will demand the soldiers march for him, even with lightening, and I don’t want them at risk.

jun 13, 2025, 1:52 pm • 6 0 • view
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SteffiWasHere @thesteffiwashere.bsky.social

Maybe when their personal safety is at risk, some can wake up and stop going along 🤔

jun 13, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ellie @cubsforthewin2016.bsky.social

With the ⚡️🌩️ watch out for sharks!

jun 13, 2025, 2:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kim Carey @kcarey4116.bsky.social

Oh please let it POUR ON his parade! Karma

jun 13, 2025, 1:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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zer-falle.bsky.social @zer-falle.bsky.social

🤞

jun 13, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elbowdrop22 @elbowdrop22.bsky.social

I hope the power goes out so he cant even get a good meal from McDungolds!

jun 14, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Clover 🇦🇺🇨🇦🇺🇦 @clover023.bsky.social

It’s going to rain on his parade.

jun 13, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pim Barnett @pimbarnett.bsky.social

Singing in the rain

jun 14, 2025, 12:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Chfnas @chfnas.bsky.social

jun 13, 2025, 1:50 pm • 6 0 • view
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Candace @nottodaydude.bsky.social

😆 Me too! "May the sky's open and flood the streets in DC!"

jun 13, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mary Lou Richardsono @newpath.bsky.social

the vision is the felon being melted and leaving only an orange stain, by water, like the wicked witch.

jun 13, 2025, 1:56 pm • 6 1 • view
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Candace @nottodaydude.bsky.social

Lovely 😍

jun 13, 2025, 2:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mary Lou Richardsono @newpath.bsky.social

Thanks for that!!!

jun 13, 2025, 3:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Dragon of the West @peteyteam.bsky.social

Schadenfreude, delicious schadenfreude…

jun 13, 2025, 3:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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lisac1.bsky.social @lisac1.bsky.social

jun 13, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view