And while Cruz is out here fumbling through Middle Eastern geography like he’s trying to order falafel on Duolingo, the country he’s supposed to help govern is falling apart in real time. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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jun 19, 2025, 8:56 am • 1 0 • view
#BOOST
jun 18, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Unlike Cruz, Tucker knows full well he's working for the Kremlin and he relishes to the idea of destroying America.
jun 18, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes ma'am. These republicans are all worthless.
jun 19, 2025, 9:27 am • 0 0 • view
I hate Ted Cruz!
jun 20, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
He looks like John Candy in that pic.
jun 19, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Cruz keeps winning statewide elections in Texas. Really hard to believe. Educated dope.
jun 21, 2025, 11:36 am • 0 0 • view
jun 18, 2025, 6:32 pm • 23 1 • view
Unfortunately Texans keep electing him!
jun 18, 2025, 6:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Right? I live here. No one votes against their own best interests better than Texans. A lot of morons in this state. We also have a lot of people who don't bother to vote. Uvalde voted for Abbott even after he said the school shooting could have been worse. Too many refuse to vote for a democrat. .
jun 18, 2025, 7:37 pm • 2 1 • view
This is why America is doomed
jun 18, 2025, 7:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Yep. Seems as if the stupid outnumber the smart. We really need to stop underfunding education.
jun 18, 2025, 7:41 pm • 1 1 • view
I've heard that gerrymandering plays a role in the fact that this asshole keeps getting re elected. I don't live in TX, but it makes sense.
jun 18, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Nope! He is a Senator and whole freaking Texas elect him in addition to Governor Abbot and AG Paxton!
jun 18, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Good to know. I was hoping there was a gerrymandering possibility, because I really don't want to believe there are that many idiots in Texas. I definitely wouldn't put cheating past them, though.
jun 18, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
That "used car salesman" look...
jun 18, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
"If he asked me about places I've been to, I could have talked about Cancun for an hour and a half. In fact, I could tell him exactly how much it costs to eat a 5-course, 4 martini dinner in Cancun. I could tell him which hotels offer complimentary breakfasts. I like free stuff, I'm a US Senator."
jun 18, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Another GOP enema bag
jun 18, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Tucker showed how easy it is to make the cuck swallow hard.
jun 18, 2025, 6:46 pm • 3 0 • view
I guess they don’t have classes on history or geography at Princeton or Harvard. I can see why they want to defund them…
jun 18, 2025, 6:37 pm • 1 0 • view
And could he please get rid of that merkin on his chin. Not a great look for him
jun 18, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s a menace
jun 19, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
Didnt he go to an Ivy League : like Yale ,Princeton or Harvard? It should be a pre-requisite that by the time you graduate, you ought to knowevery fucking location of every place on the world map.
jun 19, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
To be fair, no one thinks Ted Cruz can help or govern.
jun 18, 2025, 7:07 pm • 2 0 • view
He’s a useless human being. He took his family to Cancun to keep from freezing in TX Feb. 2021. People died during the frigid week plus with no electricity or water. He was shamed into returning to TX while his family was safe. He’s a crappy Senator we can’t get rid of.
jun 18, 2025, 10:46 pm • 2 1 • view
Thanks for your gonzo journalism. Do you remember Hunter Thompson? “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” etc. You really bring your passion for the truth with words that create a fuller picture, that ridicule the mighty and extoll the good. Thank you for the many laughs and tears, keeping us sane.
jun 18, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
He's been worthless since he was elected.
jun 18, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Some men look good with a beard and some just look like a bum. He needs a mirror.
jun 18, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Let’s make #CancunCruz madder #VA84 secure.actblue.com/donate/clark...
jun 18, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
The Republican Party is no longer a legitimate political party. They are a domestic terrorist organization. They must be dissolved, and their leaders arrested, prosecuted, and imprisoned for their illegal and unconstitutional crimes.
jun 18, 2025, 7:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Order falafel on Duolingo OMG fucking hilarious. He does know how to buy tickets to Cancun
jun 18, 2025, 7:12 pm • 6 0 • view
Song of the Day 6/19/25 Civil War Let’s make this abundantly clear: WE DON’T WANT NO CIVIL WAR!!! FUCK Trump Regime/ ICE/ MAGA /Christian Nationalists/ Fascists/ GOP/ Putin who are doing all they can to start a war so Trump can declare Martial Law!!! NO KINGS!!END ICE!! youtu.be/OXAcZ_IPK5c?...
jun 18, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Handsome men can get away with anything.
jun 21, 2025, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
He’ll probably just jet off to another vacation
jun 18, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
HOW, and more importantly, WHY do Texans keep voting this buffoon back into office???
jun 18, 2025, 6:37 pm • 12 0 • view
I’m not sure they really do vote him in.
jun 18, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Ugh
jun 18, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
He has always been a bloviator. Finally another hot winded male got the best of him.
jun 19, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
The thing Cruz doesn’t say out loud is that American Christians believe that Israel and Jerusalem need to be destroyed in order for Christ to return. They don’t want to save Israel, they want to sacrifice it to make Jesus honor his word. It’s a fucking death cult.
jun 18, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Some politicians excel in domestic policy and some politicians excel in foreign policy. Sadly, Ted excels in congressional recess.
jun 18, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Temu Wolverine looking ass bitch.
jun 18, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
"But I know where Cancun is!"
jun 18, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Someone had to replace Vance ordering donuts.
jun 18, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
That is one ugly man, inside and obviously, outside. Butt-ugly.
jun 18, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Doubt he's ever had a really good falafel and instead settles for tacos, rice & beans! That's a Duostinko!
jun 18, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
He's probably more familiar with Cancun.
jun 18, 2025, 6:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Ted Cruz has only ever worried about Ted Cruz. When the country is in a time of crisis, he flees to Cancun. He can't be trusted with anything.
jun 18, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 18, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Sen. Fled Cruz (R, Cancun) wants to see the tangerine taint destroy us. Fled is a disgraceful piece of basura, and I'm SURE that, when I lived in Texas, my name was an epithet in his offices. I faxed, emailed, and texted three times a day for a while.
jun 19, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
Oh shit, “falafel on Duolingo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
jun 18, 2025, 9:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Is it just me, or is Cancun Cruz starting to look like he heads a minor cartel?
jun 19, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
Always in everyone’s business except Texas! But they love him there.
jun 18, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
He is the Nadir of humanity😱💩💯
jun 18, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh, c’mon… he doesn’t try to govern! His specialty is standing there pontificating (about things he has no clue about) and gesturing!
jun 18, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
jun 18, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Who would trust that face to do anything civil?!
jun 18, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Seriously ugly inside and out! He is aging like the portrait of Dorian Gray. 😱😱😱😱😱
jun 19, 2025, 5:20 am • 0 0 • view
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jun 18, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Can we ICE Rafael to Cancun? 🤔🤔🤔
jun 18, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
He doesn't look well Maybe he's tired thinking he is better than everyone else....Bob Dylan said it bast I wish you could stand in my shoes for a day then you could see what a drag it is to be you....(Paraphrasing)
jun 19, 2025, 5:07 am • 1 0 • view
No notes. (Toasts with saffron tea).
jun 18, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s just a damn mindless buffoon
jun 18, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
"like he’s trying to order falafel on Duolingo" Still laughing, @jojofromjerz.bsky.social ! and I needed it today. bravo.
jun 19, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
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jun 18, 2025, 9:13 pm • 3 1 • view
I have been wait6ing for years for him to fall over and not get up.
jun 19, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
Rafael is a useless fing dick
jun 18, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 18, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
He's such a hypocritical panty-waste, he probably doesn't know the population of California, let alone Texass.
jun 18, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Only the best
jun 18, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I don’t know what damaged my senses more-actually watching and agreeing with Tucker or listening to (Canadian born) Rafael feign heightened alarm about a five year old threat (really bellicose words and an arrest warrant) for Trump issued by Iran.
jun 18, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 18, 2025, 7:14 pm • 2 0 • view
When you thought it was just a fart...
jun 19, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view
I think the U.S. is safer with him fumbling elsewhere...
jun 18, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
The Gelded Party at work.
jun 18, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Can you get any uglier.
jun 18, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Sadly, this will do nothing to change the mind of TX voters.
jun 18, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Goddamn I hate that man’s face
jun 18, 2025, 6:30 pm • 6 0 • view
Why do they all look like creepy, slimmy, fat pig grifters...
jun 18, 2025, 6:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Because they're all creepy, slimy, fat pig grifters?
jun 18, 2025, 7:40 pm • 2 0 • view
I never voted for him and never will!
jun 18, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Ted Cruz, is what happens when you breath in trumps farts.
jun 18, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
It's pretty embarrassing to get your ass kicked on video by Tucker Carlson, of all people. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
jun 18, 2025, 6:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Cruz is better at offering his advice where it’s not needed or wanted He’s the guy neglecting his house while busy telling you how to run yours Donald Trump punked him over his wife Heidi Heidi was left alone because her husband was always running interference for the man who insulted her
jun 18, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
I was on the grassy knoll in Dallas with Teddy’s Daddy.😎
jun 19, 2025, 10:33 am • 0 0 • view
Such a flattering picture! 😂😂😂😂😂
jun 19, 2025, 8:07 am • 0 0 • view
Well, you really can’t expect Fled Cruz to provide any help in a time of need. Or any other time, come to think of it…
jun 18, 2025, 6:36 pm • 0 0 • view
you are so great at this type of stuff - please keep it up. Thanks!
jun 18, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Put him in a tracksuit he looks like all the other paedophiles
jun 18, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Should foreign born Rafael be deported?
jun 18, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
He can go "pray" with Chucklebee that their private jet is safe.
jun 18, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Teddy the Zodiak Killah is a for-real murderer. He let 60+ of his voting constituents to freeze to death while he jetted to Cancun. Local TV showed video of his mansion. Dark. Freezing. His dog sat shivering in the glass doorway, abandoned. True story.
jun 18, 2025, 7:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Ted Cruz is a mess.
jun 18, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view