If you can pull a trigger on a dog, Kristi, you can survive a cartoon. If you can stand in front of people stripped of their dignity and call it “security,” you can handle a parody where your cheeks slide south faster than your hand down a married man’s pants. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Brutal but thoroughly deserved 😳😉🤣
Agree. But how about a simple and more direct: “fuck you, Kristi.”
JoJo’s at her best here. Gives Noem the takedown that she so richly deserves.
Oh, 2 more years & she will actually look like that! FUCK BOTOX! Can we not age gracefully? She is soooo going to regret it & we get to laugh more about the Mar-a-lago look! Stupid women.
More shows should be doing this!! If those cretins r howling & crying about it....IT'S WORKING!! LOL.
I think kristi is upset because she realizes that this portrayal of her is pretty accurate if a mirror instead of reflecting exterior image in fact showed her inner soul. Truth hurts.
It’s funny how she thinks she an influencer using everything around her but can’t take the well deserved criticism. Suck it up buttercup!
Wilted flower, sour butter.
I think it’s a lovely representation of her. Like the portrait of Dorian Gray!🥴
JoJo bringing the 🔥!! 👏
Go Jo!
Ouch!
Loved this post, you are what the MSM needs to be like, love you!
Considering she’s part of this current administration and all the deviances that lies there within, she has no grounds to complain about anything
Her outrage at this being sexist is as phony as the face they're making fun of.
Exactly 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I like your style JoJo
Kristi Noem couldn’t have survived on The Barry Gibb Talk Show
Lewandowski and Noem are joined at the hip. Wherever Noem goes, she drags that dickwad with her.
Her face reminds me of the "I ran into Tammy Faye at the Mall" t-shirts of the '80's
Put that on your horse in slow motion Kristi🤣
We know the bullies have the thinnest skin. They are always the ultimate victim. What I thought was funny about the show. Of all that they covered in it, Noem complained about how they made her "look physically bad". She isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer., is she?
They called her out on the rest of her shit, the mar-a-lago makeover was just the icing sliding off the criticism cake.
Nor the best looking.
Agreed!
Travel you for challenging these magas…
Ouch! I am now your fan.
Far right and humour. Humor me
Well stated 👏
WHOA!!! 🙂 she also killed one of her goats! She and the total regime are so damn weak and fragile! They can say anything about anyone, but cant take it back! They want 1st Amendment to only apply to them!
Crushed it!
Nice.
Said it perfectly as usual
Awesome piece of writing!
LMFAO JoJo! Good one 🤣
Exactly!
Cunt J. Epstein is going to have his pu$$y grabbed by Puntin. Kristi will shoot another puppy with ICE bling bling on. So much losing.
Everyone can join showrunner.xyz/apply and become empowered to generate your own scripts and animated comedy!
For the puppy✊
Awesome! 🤩
As everybody can see, she can't.
Was Lewandowski included in the episode? Hope it wasn't a missed opportunity
No shit
That show was priceless. I never had an interest in South Park until the Trump episode.
Same here! Paramount at least got a month’s subscription out of me because of the last two South Park shows!
Great read.
At least South Park remembered her name.
Remember that SD Gov Noem got in trouble for promoting a Texas dentist on social media without revealing she had flown down to Texas to get some dental work from that dentist. #QuidProQuo? www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn... PS: Her daughter got special treatment too: apnews.com/article/gove...
But Noem cannot handle the cartoon because she is as weak and fearful as the rest of the MAGA politicians.
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Well stated Jo, great piece.
Well said Jo.
TOUCHE, JO JO!! I could bring have said it better!!
These South Park cartoons are fantastic. I love how they are getting under Kristi’s Botox skin. More more more!
Comedians are doing what the media is scared to do.
Thank God for our comedians. Keeping us sane in these insane times.
We could really use George Carlin right now.
No doubt!
SPOT ON!
I like witches but not bitches.
Well said.
This post is a thing of verbal beauty!
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She is not a serious person. She's more worried about how she looks, than the actual position she's in.
I don't know a whole lot of things. Frankly, I don't believe I'm kind enough to "my" animals. I do know: "Don't hurt animals, they need love."
I mean: treat "your animals" like people. Love 'em
😂😂😂
Don't kid yourself, Kristi is as thin-skinned as she is clueless about how people feel about puppy-killers. She has been selected as the fake teeth and eyelashes face of a $200 million ad campaign to destroy the lives of 15 million migrants, and then push the ruined economy into a gravel pit...
So true! Great point!
She's going to need close personal security for the rest of her life.
You brilliantly Jersey’d her and I ❤️ it! She’s the Wicked Cosplay Queen of DHS who melllltttted with the first criticism! From South Dakota to South Park! Thanks!
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Perfect 🤩
dont think she watched it. her press secretary writes what she says
Mince no words JoJo!
The episode so graphic and this one can care less.
Fascists hate being lampooned. They're entitled to their revolting ridiculousness being taken seriously 24/7 by everyone – or so they believe. The only thing that should actually be taken seriously, is the damage they've inflicted on people's lives.
A fucking men,!!!
LMFAOROTF !!!
🤭 So true. Maybe the future Kristi will look like Carol Burnett's character, Nora Desmond. Only worse. 🤭
You made me LOL. You get points!! 😂😆
Who in the hell voted for that bimbo to be their Governor? We truly are a country of way too many idiots. Seriously, our “villages” have been overrun by them!
The maximum shade-o-meter just went off the scale, JoJo.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 < Standing ovation>
That’s just it… Look at her holding this M4… she didn’t shoot anything. She’s soft, ugly, and full of shit.
Just for laughs... bsky.app/profile/madg...
Snowflakes when they are the subject. Get over it Kristi just like we heard on 2016 and 2024. Not a strong woman so much are you?
I'll never understand the Corey lewandowski crap. He's such an ugly cheating drunk loser. He's fucked everyone in the white house.
She's a worthless whore, without a soul, tremendously stupid and got burned hard at the play-doh face factory. Long live South Park
I really love the way you say things, JoJo. Whether you say something serious or humorous, you have an excellent way with words. Thank you.
Stop whining, puppy killer!
Damn.
If you can forcibly remove people from the country and put them in a foreign prison based on their appearance, you can handle a parody of your bad MAGA Woman plastic surgery appearance.
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Absolutely.Shows you just how shallow and insecure this fake woman is. I hope they keep it up . I'm waiting for justice for cricket and his pal the goat she also shot. Her day will come four years, isn't forever. We won't forget this hag.
Thank you, JoJo. I needed that today
Wait. Who gives a fuck about what Kristi Noem thinks?
Hope it never stops
I'd really like to know why NO ONE it talking about her having an affair with her assistant. Yes, Corey Lewandowski (who is not her husband, nor she his wife) is schtupping that cow while being paid by DHS as an advisor to her.
God that ugly man gets around. He’s a cheat. A low life cheater. Fits in with the White House .
All true
Why do all the big-shot women in Trump’s administrations fuck Corey Lewandowski?
Self-loathing
Maybe they should just call her cast off cunt Kristi.
Anyway - very weirdly Paramount are happy to keep this going??? Suddenly found a backbone - unlikely.
Great take!
BOOM.
Well said!
Oof!!!
It's almost like institutionalized racism is a BAD thing... If only there were a reality with consequences.
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Dayyyyum JoJo 🤣🤣
Spot. On.
Yes 👏 💯💯🎯🎯
Looks just like her
Well said
Well said! Bravo!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Note the only thing she’s all upset about is her looks not any of the inhumane acts that call her out for. Psychopath.
She’s not bright enough to understand how parody works though.
I lost it when the face skittered around the floor. 🤣
Worth noting she's more bothered by her looks on the show and not her depicted killing dogs.
She thinks all dog who don't work up to Trump's standards should be murdered....she has the same thoughts about americans.
The dogs name was habeas now he’s a corpus
In addition to the dog killing, 13 people under ICE detention have died this year. These people have died at her hand, too.
Well written, JoJo. Thank you
she’s the dumbest person in an “administration” full of idiots
Is it just me or was she far better looking before?
No, its not just you. All trumps women gotta get the lips. You can guess why.
Somebody here said that's what got Laura Loomer in the (shut) door...
The lips!
Yes, it is better to resemble something human, even though that's never been the case for her...
Must be allergic to bee stings.
Twenty five years from now when she gets out of federal prison and the procedures take their toll she's gonna look like a depressed goat...
America’s ugliest and most despised grandmother.
Honestly, most of us don’t care if she can handle it or not I personally hope she cries herself to sleep at night (does that make Botox and filler slide around?)
I'd like to see that animated, if you don't mind....
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This is hysterical.
The best part was her team fixing her and it was sounds of NASCAR pit crew
