He’s not traveling to NJ like they had announced. Not even to Florida. Sure does seem like someone is staying awfully close to Walter Reed, doesn’t it?
He’s not traveling to NJ like they had announced. Not even to Florida. Sure does seem like someone is staying awfully close to Walter Reed, doesn’t it?
Get ready for the double MAGA standard. Biden got a hard review when he was slightly unwell. And Trump is going to get a "it happens, give him a break".
Trump resurfaced today and was photographed leaving the White House. QUESTION: Where’s his hair? QUESTION: Intravenous bruises?
Has anyone seen Vance caulking around him this weekend? If so, then you’ll know things could be dire.
Is that a growth on his forehead?
Likely he fell forward and hit his face on the floor or a piece of furniture.
Am I the only one that thinks he looks like he has had a stroke?
You are not!
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I'll believe it when I smell the rotting corpse. Until then, I will assume it's another one of his grifts. I heard he smells of roast beef diarrhea now. I can only imagine...
tick tock
And JD Vance has another vaca plan, Hawaii.
What’re the chances he’s already “gone” and they’re gonna Bernie this as long as possible?
The photos of Biden standing in front of Donnies casket will be amazing.
Is he dead yet?
With many of our past Presidents, not being seen for several days wouldn't be a concern. In this case, Trump can't go more than 24 hours without a public appearance. The WH has brought speculation to themselves.
Clearly, it's out of their hands. The reason is obvious: he isn't able to make a public appearance.
Epstein
And can't stop himself about babbling nonsense to the press pool!
He’s working on an executive order to block his biographer from going rogue. Chapter One: “Trump sucks - bigly!” Chapter Two: “You expected more?”
Daily peritoneal dialysis is my guess. Takes a few hours each time. 🤷
Wouldn't even require going to WR. You can do it pretty much anywhere as long as there are hand washing facilities.
That’s what I’ve been thinking.
Come on, air bubble!
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Maybe he was told what can happen if you fly with a clot… 💥
...I hope even the fine physicians and nurses at Walter Reed find a reason to just wait a few seconds longer to administer certain things to him.
Hell, I would be happy if they just take 3 tries to get the IV in. We like all the clues.
They should say they have to wait to see what RFK thinks should be done. Just saying!!
The prospects fill us with delight.
I’m open to all theories on this issue - conspiracy and otherwise. Didn’t the felon say that maybe Joe Biden had died in office? Back at ya Donny!
Stop giving me hope! Please!?!
That's exactly why RFK Jr. is on the ropes as Donnie knows his health is at stake ✅
Bunker Boy with Bones
Donald Trump can’t fly after having had a stroke. That’s why nobody has heard him speak in nearly a week because he either can’t at all or is so diminished It would be obvious. IMO
It does.
NEXT
And that's just RFK Jr's brain
Please remember that Vance and Johnson lay in the wings!
Only Vance, unless he chooses Johnson who would have to be Senate approved.
I thought Johnson is third in line?
Of succession, not as VP. Vance would have to choose him.
Thank you I truly didn’t know that
Ugh! Voldamiller and the DUI hire from Faux have been hanging around the couchfucker… they don’t even like him, so hoping to be selected as veep, no doubt.
He’s had that look on his face when the mind has started preparing the body to die.
If you suddenly hear everyone honking their horn . . . .
Yup.
We could only hope.
Shelf life about to expire. The kids will start hawking relics soon.
This would be his body double to watch for.
Faster! Faster!!
Burn down Walter Reed
Since he’s in town…he should release the Epstein files
Hopefully his death is painful. His existence has been for too much of this world. Let's prep to drag Vance and all of the MAGA scum (including SCOTUS) down amd hold them accountable. Then, we destroy the Trump organization, which has illegally profitted from him in office. Including Jared
All that karma is glorious!
Please tell him to rest his poor little cankles and not bother to visit the UK too...🙏
Having a heart condition myself .. I am not allowed to fly... The last time I flew in 2016 I had to get clearance from 3 of my doctors May explain why he's not going far
This! I was just looking into this.
Good thing he can’t ever listen to anyone. 😬 Trip! Trip! Trip!
So fitting!
Hopefully they found a nice cozy room on the basement floor of the hospital, they always have those slide out beds and the best ac keeps it nice and cool….
Saw a post earlier that Melania was seen there
Literally NO "get well soon" messages on here. This is what this horrible nasty excuse for a man evokes from people. I too, have zero sympathy for him......oh and
Three days after the funeral, a body double will emerge -- and the goobers will cry "Lord a'mercy!! He done resurrected hisself!!!"
Just a bit over two weeks till he’s scheduled to go to the UK….
Annnnddd, here's the one time I'm against socialized medicine...
Definitely between a rock and a hard place if he has COVID 😳
Is Caudillo dead?
Almost!
Where the Happy Labor Day video to the workers of America??? Yeah, he's toast! Get ready, JD. 🤣
Including the lunatic radical left?😂
No, we're hopeless! 🤣
So hoping it turns out to be Weekend at Trump's! Yes, yes, I understand the consequences. But, still.
Oh, now it’s fucking hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Fuck this fucking piece of shit evil soulless human. I hope he's scared and in pain. I do not say that lightly. But he deserves all the karma.
I hope Satan isn't busy today! He has a client! 🤞
Of course he’s a milker not a producer. Pardon the pun? Though in farm country not too far away from the tit.
I look forward to visiting America once again and traveling to the presidential gender neutral bathroom. I intend to eat lots of fibre and cheese for days leading up to my visit. I’m hoping for a full nine ring coiler with an ice cream tip to leave on his grave.
vance will be worse. But we can still enjoy the moment.
in theory I think yes. but Republicans and MAGA don't like him. He won't be able to hold that base together for long. if he COULD have, they would have pushed him for president instead (just like Mike Pants who I think they WANTED to run the show but he didn't have the charisma to win). imho...
I agree. Trump’s cult of personality won’t transfer to Vance. Without Trump to follow mindlessly, I suspect at least some supporters and apologists will be forced to actually consider the evidence of their eyes and ears.
he might be smarter, but he's also an opportunist and MAGA doesn't like him BECAUSE he's smarter than Shitler. he was good enough and smart enough behind the scenes but he will NEVER hold it together with the rubes. the billionaire overlords sure, but the great unwashed? no
Yup. The 🍊🍕💩’s cult is NOT the couchfucker’s cult!
🛎️🛎️🛎️
Can he get closer the BrainWorm Guy?
I’m hoping he’s following the medical advice of the brainworm guy.
🤣👍
Waiting for satan himself to let him in!
much rather he be very very very close to Ivana ... like BESIDE HER!!!
I get it, but JD will be even worse.
You mean “Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not an engineer”
Or in Walter Reed?
Where's Dave?
Maybe they're waiting to roll out the announcement of his death to coincidence with the press conference from the survivors. Thinking they can get rid of trump and the Epstein story all at the same time.
He’s about to shit his pants for the last time. Can’t wait
the skies are so quiet over Somerset county this weekend!
Yup - it sure does
Btw, since your from NJ, what are your thoughts, intel re: the NJ governor’s race…it’s a big one!
We can only hope…
He is incapacitated and these assholes are withholding information to keep control
Kinda hope it’s painful. I am going to hell. 🤣
Then you'll have lotsa company!
Where's the book now @jaketapper.bsky.social ?!
Angels and demons having a bitter battle in the spiritual realm over him. 😥 Takes time. 😅
Walter Reed has a new wing in the White House.
Think you got that right.
Wednesday morning before, during and after the Epstien victims press conference: Venezuela is invaded. Chicago is invaded. Trump death announced. GOP will not let the victims talk.
They should pre tape their messaging
Hey Walter Reed - DNR
Isn't his doctor an immigrant or a son of an immigrant...???
May have to use this!
He’s actually headed to Mars to scout his next golf course so we won’t see him for a while. Proof of life:
Measles
Whoop whoop !
Stop with the teasing. The creature isn’t human. He isn’t gonna die—ever.
Trump sta bene.
C'è solo una cosa a cui voglio che Mango Mussolini sia vicino.
Wherever he’s being cared for, let’s hope the nurses are quietly whispering: “Go towards the light!”
More like, "Go towards the fire!"
He’ll find out AFTERWARD that nurses, too, can spread “fake news”.
And laughing at his penis
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Then I would suggest these corporations would be more careful, going forward, about getting involved in politics.
Will they “Weekend at Bernie’s” him or use an orangutan as a body double?
When did they announce Bedminster?
WHERE is his hair in the latest pics from earlier today???! Do hair plugs need to be removed in certain medical procedures?? His hair is typically sticking out from around his hats all over the place!?
Rumor had it that Melanoma was seen at Walter Reed… anybody know if this is true or not?
This must be why he's got "going tl heaven" on his mind lately. He knows he's close and he's cooked
He'll be cooked when he gets to the other place. IMO, no heaven for him.
Do you suppose he's really DOES think there's a God? (And he acted like that anyway? . . . )
It is impossible to know what goes on in his infantile, spongiform brain
What a labor day gift it would be. 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
Please be dying… please be dying…..
For a planned procedure. Staff acted like they knew something was up at the staff meeting.
What was the planned procedure? Do you have a source I can read?
I am just speculating. -he looks awful -very clearly disappeared for a few days -they pretend he is playing golf -everyone fawned all over him before he left (even more than usual)
Very interesting. Perhaps chemo or dialysis? Something that involved his left hand, bc he was carrying it limp-wristed in the first photos Saturday. Plus, Vance taking the leap to entertain the question being ready to take over. The answer should have been a firm, "I'm ready but there is no need."
To quote Shawshank Redemption, "get busy living, or get busy dying".
yup
Even if prices are so jacked you have to make do with pigeon instead of Turkey, this could be the greatest Thanksgiving in history.
Probably paying someone to put gold plate on his cankles so the blobs of swelling don’t show as much.
It may be as close to house arrest as we’ll ever see in his lifetime.
"Taxiderm" the corpse and keep it at Mar-a-Lago.
He does not appear well. Look at that swelling over his right eye. Not good
Wer ist der Opa?
versteckt in seinem Bunker
I mean, it's almost like he experienced an overwhelming psychological event in response to a vision of his imminent oblivion
I sure experience an overwhelming psychological event when I think of his imminent oblivion - I believe it's called rapture 🙏
Waiting patiently for that rapture! 😎
Where’s his hair? It’s usually sticking out all over in a hat.
My question as well
What you mean "not good?" This is EXCELLENT! I WANT MORE OF THIS!
A lot more
This original shot came from @cwebbonline.com
It sure did. His mark is in the photo
Edema
Doesn’t even look like him
It does not
No make up or hair. What the hell with the swelling? Did he fall and hit his head..
Very good!
Dropping dead would be a nice option.
I'm thinking it might be funnier if he is obviously unfit to carry on but still capable of raising a stink if anyone tries to remove him.
I'd rather see him real close to the 18th at Bedminster...in the weeds with Ivana.
Looks don’t matter . He is simply just a much kinder person.
Yes but he is kind from the Inside out, and radiates his kindness leading to good looks. The other thing radiates the rot from within.
Exactly!
I called December back in January. I might be off by three months. No biggie. I’m still gonna party like it’s 1999.
I have October down for my bet. I would rather it be sooner. I can stand to lose a few bucks for a great cause.
I said by the end of this year. I hope that it's sooner because I don't mind being wrong on this.
I called December, too!
I'm gonna party like it's January 20, 2029.
Expiration date? Past the expiration date?
hmm,,ya💙🌎🌊🖐
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Republicans upon hearing Trump is dead.
My birthday is coming up soon, just saying.....
Or McDonalds .
Mix some Ivermectin into your cofeve, drink some bleach and shove a light up your ass. ..... Problem solved.
I'm picturing the funeral with all the Presidents in attendance. Ducking their heads, trying to hide their snickering.
They should all decline attending AND Vance needs to demand they not half mast the flag very long because of what that demented syphilis ridden child predator did to Carter. Fdjt!!!
Disagree. They should be there and I don't think any of them would pass on the opportunity. And they will have to try hard to wipe the smile off their faces.
They DEFINITELY should not wear black. That prick sure didn't.
Oh, I can agree on that! They should wear Hawaiian shirts and beach shorts. Lol
Ooh...open bar!! Freakin amazing!!!
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No doubt there's a lot going on behind the scene. Plotting, planning, getting their lies straight.
Hope he goes before Biden, that would be a chefs KISS. This fat lard, cankle having, dried apricot looking self, had the nerve to say the Chicago mayor looked unkept
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Where’s Tapper on this one? (Crickets chirp in the distance)
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What’s the saying, “One Foot In The Grave”. Let’s all pray, like the Gelded Party, it’s true.
And the other foot is on a banana peel.
Someone reported about an hour ago maybe that 3 helicopters took off for WR and said he has zero scheduled anything … 🙏
Degenerate Orange Beast is scared. Because nothing, not even a human virus, lives forever.
Not sure Mr. Vance will be much of an upgrade. In Trump's absence I suspect the various cabinet heads will turn on each other pretty quickly. I suspect the GOP senators will largely defend their own interests. It will be everyone for themselves.
Read up, he's backed by billionaire tech Bros. He was put in as VP by them just for when Trump does keel over, then the real shit begins for EVERYONE
Trump is just the front man for Project 2025. Vance is smarter, more wicked and backed by Thiel. This won't end with Trump.
Even though Vance sucks we have to start somewhere. Trump out of the picture is a good first step.
It will be a backstabbing sh!t show with all participants convinced they are the only one who should be in charge. MAGAts are not good at sharing power & there will be no clear leader even though JD will technically be President.
I can’t even imagine the feeding frenzy that will occur once felon47 passes.
It's a start though
Yay!
Don't tease me. Lol
If he dies in office-his people will push a conspiracy that he was murdered by Dems-or some such shit. And they'll want him made a saint or something, ffs. But the day this happens-I'm partying like it's 1999!
Those maga morons will do something crazy no matter what happens.
It's the only time lard ass hasn't taken his entourage out of DC.
Stroke?
🤞🤞
Stop teasing me 😉
I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes. - Adam Cochran 🧵 ❤️ nitter.poast.org/adamscochran... Bedminster and Mar-a-Lago don’t have the White House Medical Unit or Walter Reed nearby....
TIAs seem entirely plausible if not inevitable for him.
Imaging how bad his corpse will smell.
Nah, I'd take formaldehyde over whatever mix of bodily fluids and make up he smelled like when he was alive.
Could this all be a distraction to get everyone off the Khana/Massie victims press conference that’s happening tomorrow? I wouldn’t put it past him.
How about the witnesses on Wed.?
I heard over the weekend that he was in Virginia golfing.
Nothing has proved that to be true
@briankarem.bsky.social posted a picture from the golf course this morning. But who knows what's true anymore?
Picture is from 2019 www.koin.com/news/politic...
Good find - thanks!
Here’s what will happen. Trump will either not wake up or stroke out in a puddle of his own piss. The admin will panic. They’ll conspire and delay any announcements and then JD will assert his authority before they’re ready. It will be a shit show and I don’t have enough bourbon for it.
MFer will do anything to avoid going to jail
Well Simpsons predicated by the end of the year
Has anyone been able to get near Walter Reed? Is there an enhanced police/gestapo presence there?
"It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear." The one truth spoken by this criminal. #trumpdisappearance
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is he being held prisoner? Remember how he fought going to WR for COVID Being President is the most important thing to him the power he thinks he has But what if he dies? Then we have the couch-fucker as president Would he be able to keep the MAGA in line? They say he is even more devoted to 2025
Maga will die with him.
I agree.
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Jezzus I hope so - prolonged and excruciatingly agonizing
Does it take days for a lobotomy? I thought that was a quick procedure.
He needs to stay near his blood boy... youtu.be/hBA0AH-LSbo?...
Paging Jake Tapper ...
That douche is jerking it to his own book.
Accurate, but I can’t unread that.
He's on his last cancle sporting leg.
Daily trips for treatment
He’s ranting about Covid so I’m thinks that’s what he’s got. Covid is pretty bad for obese 80 year old men with heart issues. And it continues to be a danger for months afterwards.
Feel the same. My mother is that age and just coming out of the contagious phase of this new strain. She looks rode hard and put up wet.
😂
How long before autocrat style body doubles?
Is it possible to find another Hitchcock style Orangutan look alike?
Has he canceled the trip to England scheduled for this month? @jojofromjerz.bsky.social
He usually doesn't come down here in Summer 🌴. But now Summer is ending
Hmmm, after certain health events, you can't fly in a plane, correct? Must be a long bus ride to Mar a Lago...
Oh, FFS… just fucking die already!
🤞
He's dying.
They can use all the Oval Office decorations to make him a gold sarcophagus. My family does precious metal refining and could use the gig.
Yeah, a little bit of gold here and there is pleasant, but all that? Absolutely gaudy and there's no better way to get it out of there.
But then, we get Vance…😢
🤞
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
Forget Walter Reed. How about this… www.dignitymemorial.com/funeral-home...
Waiting for his heart transplant. I think his staff is out there trying to kill someone for it.
Is it possible JD Vance has been president this weekend?
If he has.....Peter Thiel is now running (Ruining) the US🤢
Connecting it to that 9/3 press conference.
he's staying close to Capitol Mortuary, rather than Walter Reed.
Short helicopter ride. Ah, the good old days of Covid when he got experimental drugs none of us could get yet.
What's funny is the media jeering at people for theories of body doubles. Seriously? Bizarre? Odd? Unhinged? NO. We are not. If he shut the fuck up for what, FIVE DAYS, then something is NOT right and we are perfectly justified in thinking a body double is a possibility right now. /1
AND. As I have seen pointed out... if he was really just 'taking a break', as in, this was planned and he's fine, you would THINK one of his flunkies would have posted some sort of announcement he was going to do so. No announcement, and what has been posted looks too grammatically correct for him.
Isn't he also supposed to go to France for Sep 4, 2025, to meet with President Zelensky? cc: @onestpress.onestnetwork.com @antongerashchenko.bsky.social
Cankle Spurs a no laughing matter, young lady!
I hope they bury him next to Ivanna.
I’d prefer a more accessible location, not on private property, so more people have the opportunity to piss their, I mean pay their respects.
I would love nothing more than to take a laxative then visit his burial plot and offer the most horrendous departing gift of the century 😂😂😂
honestly wish the bruises that were reported was actually some type of flesh eating bacteria
He acts like the grim reapers hiding in the White House bushes.
(dirt)Bedminster! Let’s go!
Now that is funny.
It was a kind of prayer.
They better stop that epstein ball room damn fast when he croaks. AND get all that trash off the white house. Also, better have a small funeral or it will wreak from all the piss throwing.
I repeat: my wife's birthday is coming up, and I can't imagine a nicer present.
Yep… 🤔
... and staying out of airplanes. flying is the worse thing possible for swollen ankles and any issue related to the arteries. World leaders need to schedule a summit somewhere far, far away that he has to attend.
If he is well, he’d be in front of the press. If he is innocent, he’d release the Epstein Files.
A Labor Day Poem Something’s up They’re trying to hide it The Felon has gone dark It’s all a distraction from releasing the Epstein files #NotAPoetLaureate