This isn’t politics. It’s a freak show powered by lies and Aqua Net. Trump lies like a porn star faking an orgasm for store-brand lube, like a truck stop hooker promising she’s “totally clean” for twenty bucks and a Slim Jim… open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Jojo, your best tweet ever!
JoJo: you always make me giggle, then think hmmmm.
That was poetic! 👌
His emails begging for money from supporters sounds just like something off that Catfishing show. He love bombs the shit out of them, plays the victim about everything, and asking for more money. His supporters are in love with the fantasy of who they think he is.
Why denigrate women to insult him?
Jo Jo, yes i luv you but “ a truck stop hooker” may very well be in the same trafficked and exploited category as the epstien/maxwell women
And the press falls all over themselves reporting the latest bat 💩 crazy thing he says instead of doing their jobs.
Seems that they are trying to normalize him, as if what he says is of some value.
You have such a way with words 😂
He knows who his customers are. He lies to his base because he knows liberals and Democrats are smarter and more educated.
yes!!!! exactly that!
"He lies like a toddler with chocolate all over his face swearing he didn't touch the cookies." And it's non-stop, relentless, insufferable lying. Make it end, please.
Plus… there is this… phreddi.com/2025/08/12/t...
As soon as TFG is Al Caponed by syphilis, and we recover from the Global Celebrations. We will DEMAND the Impeachment process for Vance. Then, military tribunals for Vance and ALL complicit regime ReTrumplicans -> to be held in Guantanamo. NO Congressional hearings or years of court proceedings.
He will die on the lies. Hope there is no presidential library for this piece of garbage who has destroyed our country and imprisoned thousands of innocent people.
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And yet a large number of inbred Americans voted for him 🤷♀️
The three I know (neighbors) are just nasty, crusty, salty old anger-addicts who drink and smoke too much-addicts all around. America has an addiction problem, and it goes beyond drugs.
America also has an lack of decent education problem. Americans are fed lies and propaganda throughout their lives
beginning with Santa.
and ending with First Nation's genocide.
Prostitutes and porn stars are more honest than Trump, and I respect them a whole lot more. #SexWorkIsWork
Pedophilia, lies and videotapes
“Lies and AquaNet”. Gotta remember that one!!
Aqua Net is too classy, this is a White Rain Regime. Cheap, toxic, flammable and named after exactly what they want.
Either one is fine, as long as à Bic lighter is to hand
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Well, to be fair to porn stars and hookers, "store brand lube" and "Slim Jims" are getting pretty fucking expensive with these tariffs!
Leave hookers alone. They're more dignified and transparent than these lots.
But then again there is Melania.
When government is run out of self-interest, the concept of doing what makes the most humanitarian, environmental, and economic sense is rejected. There should be a basic empathy test for all public servants. The people must rise up and overthrow the American oligarchy.
Well said.
This!
It's their playbook. And Mike Johnson knows it now too. Make up your own reality, use Fox News and social media, and that becomes truth. Your record doesn't matter anymore, it's the stories you tell that matter and how well you tell them.
Who said anything about a slim Jim?
lol that’s it!
Probably not the big takeaway but should I not be buying K(irkland)Y lubricant?
Narrissistic madness.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So how do you REALLY feel Jo Jo?
That's why I follow her; she's always so restrained and contemplative, like a crouching tiger.
lol
For the Orange Menace lies flow, they ooze, and they squirt like nobody has ever seen before. 😠
Trump lies but the real problem is that the media amplifies those lies helping them become the truth to too many people., cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/09/i-ha...
If you tell a man a lie enough times, they will believe it. The people most in need will want to believe.
The real (root) problem is how uneducated Americans are. Media is only taking advantage of that to persuade and convince, thus proving how easy it is to manipulate those who don’t possess knowledge.
A lot of them are, but there is a difference between simply uneducated and willfully ignorant. Most of them DO. NOT. WANT to hear truth, acknowledge fact, etc., because they do not want to change their views/opinions. They want to continue in their close-minded ruts. Simple ignorance can be fixed.
Goddamn Jojo that was savage.
He lies like a Fred Trump.
😂😂😂😂😂
Is "Slim Jim" a euphemism? Asking for a friend.
JoJo!!! 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥… but where’s the lie??🤷🏾♂️ This Peter Vance Miller Administration is exhausting and we all know what’s going to happen. He’s going to call an emergency to end elections. This is who the fuck this man is and it’s infuriating that Amerikkka still elected him… or did they??🤔🤔
Love what you did here with the picture 🤥🤥🤥
I find porn stars more credible
Yet he would win again because Dems are clueless.
What's a slim jim?
And you can skip the 20 bucks
He suffers from Liearrhea
Omg that is perfect! That’s it forget the term pathology lying. Liearrhea perfectly defines Trump lies which I think are possibly the worst lies. Pathological liar doesn’t encompass everything like LIEARRHEA! 👏👏👏
Ooo... I like that. Liearrhea of the jawbone... yup, yup, yup. Perfect.
A bit harsh but I'm going with it.
Hint: Aqua Net is flammable
Why should the entitled toddler stop lying and cheating? The sheep applaud his wealth (previously their paychecks). Send more 💰💰💰
👍🤣 can’t find one word wrong. Right on the nose. Sadly 2/3 of Americans did vote for this peace of trash or did not bother to vote. They got what they wanted. Hope they enjoy the shit their in.
And get this~ he thinks that Sharpie is a magic wand. Does that make him a fairy godmother or just a wanna-be drag queen?
"freak show powered by lies and Aqua Net" ... 🤣🤣🤣
He always lies. Even when it doesn’t benefit him, he still lies.
ReThug Nazi White Supremacist Fake Christian Traitors and Terrorists against America. NARCS lie for a living. They are a walking, living lie.
He was never abt "politics", : it's always been a trump pwer grab.
Lies like Melabia saying she didn't know Ghislaine Maxwell was sexually abusing children.
Secret Service. I know you are reading. Hi Ken Werthy Gestapo agent! His name is Ken Werthy. You must explain why Trump, I said Trump, had snipers on rooftops, when an ASSASSIN took a shot at TRUMP, in Butler PA? 7 or 8 on the ground, 3 or 4 on the roof. He wasn't the President.
It's like Chicken Little is running the country. 'The Sky is Falling, The Sky is Falling' No invasion by Venezuela... Don't destroy their ships, deportation w/o due process. No economic emergency...Stop the tariffs. No crisis in our cities... No troop takeovers of cities. No vaccine emergency...
Someone posted that he wanted to open Insane Asylums again. One appears to be open: Mar-a-lago.
don't forget the gop and our crack press corp who enable this madman
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Sure but the man has been enabled by millions of people who don't care that he lies. That's why he does it, because he knows it works. So nothing really matters anymore.
THIS. He's supported in it. THAT is the scariest part of all. What they can't seem to remember is that the internet is forever. The ones at the top will never be able to lie their way out of what they're doing. Their legacy is forever and they're passing it on to their kids. SHAME.
It's a crime syndicate & pedophile in Chief is making billions of dollars monthly &?¿ magarepubs are partners in crime but how FREAKN Dare Hunter make 15k off daddy's name. Hmm Trump's spawn up to date that we know has made 17 billion dollars that's billion dollars,,Time to remove this Pricktator
Wow, how could you be so insulting to truck stop hookers. I’m appalled 😱
And meanwhile, do Europeans all have cancer and their beaches littered with dead whales because of the wind turbines? Only someone thicker than tar sands crude would believe anything that comes out of his mouth. What a pathetic con man.
I doubt that you can charge $20. I doubt that you are "totally clean."
This substack reads like poetry. Omg what a fantastic read!!!! Hopefully some of these newly coined analogies will end up in the SATs.
AquaNet is too classy for him.
Well he’s differently not hungry or homeless, but is nasty and disgusting
If his mouth is open, he's lying. Plain and simple.
Trump's fucking flyover during the survivors press conference of the Epstein sex trafficking is classic bullying behavior coming from someone who is guilty. Come on elected officials ! Stop hand-ringing and expose all who are guilty. Your inaction silently supports Childhood rape. LFG !!
Your literary prowess and mastery of similes continues to intrigue me. Please: do go on.
