So hold on, we’re supposed to believe that the Democrats forged Trump’s birthday drawing to Epstein 22 years ago, put it in a leather binder & had it seized during his first term, so they could bring it out AFTER he won reelection for his second term? Are you fucking kidding me?
Time travel, obviously..
They think their voters are stupid. I haven’t seen them proven wrong yet…
If Dems were that smart and planned that far ahead, then Trump wouldn't be in the WH, P25 never would have gotten off the ground, lol.
🤣🤣🤣he prefers the uneducated…🤪
But, but, but…I thought Dems weren’t very bright…
Time travel. Duh!
I know I'm not stupid enough to believe the Republican spin b.s.
That’s how nuts those people are.
But Biden ... autopen ... the laptop ... Hilkary's Emails!
You have the most amazing way of putting this in perspective.
i would hope we were much more competent than that 🙄
Obviously
The maga idiots are a special kind of stupid so they will probably believe this garbage.
Some day there will be movies about the gullibility of the MAGA clan and Fox News’ role
My God! It all makes sense now! Oh, wait, I had a little typo. I meant, "Give me a fucking break! Somebody bring me some bourbon!"
It’s the Twilight Zone.
Believe the Victims #ReleaseTrumpEpsteinFiles
You would have to be some kinda of f*cking moron to believe that 🤔
That is the story they are convincing themselves of. Ffs...
AYFKM? We aren’t that gullible!
I just put this post on my senators Instagram.
Well when you put it THAT way…
It's even worse than that.. They forced DJT to be friends with Epstein, ride on his jet and break in to the changing rooms at a Teen pageant while holding the 'tough' 'Alpha male' against his will in a New York pizza basement. #QAnonceDon
This letter is from 2003, when George W. Bush was president. If there was a conspiracy by Democrats to take down Donald Trump, why would they give a shit about him in 2003 before he ever became a serious political candidate?
MAGA morons will go to extremes to lie and protect Orange Caesar.
It's like Obama's birth announcement in the Hawaii paper. 🤔
Forensics can verify the age of the paper and the ink, etc.
Of course they did Just like those crafty Democrats did in 1961, putting a birth announcement for Obama in the paper in Hawaii, so he could run for President 47 years later, and not have anyone know he was actually born in Keyna Everyone knows how well the Democrats plan ahead!
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MAGA logic. Sounds very logical to people who believe in Jewish Space Lasers
🎯 And Democrats made sure 34-felon was elected again so they could pull it out of the Epsteins estate. Oh, I forgot... they have the "flux capacitor".
You left out the part where a 90 year old Obama invented time travel and planted the forged birthday card.
I tried to think of something clever or even funny for this meme. But it's not fucking funny. It's the polar opposite of funny. This is the President of the United States, fondly writing to his good friend about their shared love of underage girls. That is literally what this is. He MUST go!!
The mental gymnastics on that one is amazing! My brain hurts just thinking about that.
O'Biden!
We are amazingly sly and incredibly smart to foresee all these circumstances and remember where we stored all of it to bring it out at just the right time.
The mental twisting is making me dizzy 😵💫
Critical thinking is not MAGA's strong suit. Gets in the way of unquestioning allegiance to Daddy Trump.
they don't have to fool us, they just have to fool MAGA... which is like the easiest thing in the world to do
That's like some voodoo fortune telling stuff there.
Trump was also an FBI informant. LOL!
Makes MAGA sense.
@jojofromjerz.bsky.social Only stupid conspiracy theorists can invent stories with warped logic like that.
It is impossible for an intelligent human being with an ounce of critical analysis skills to believe what would have needed to happen to "frame" Trump, actually happened. You have to force yourself to believe this BS, which is exactly what all of his cult followers will do.
Trump doesn't think things through. Narcissistic personality disorder. He only thinks in the moment- has always coerced those people to simply say "yes" and agree, despite the obvious fallacies. Now he's POTUS (again), but this time he's PISSED because the country simply isn't doing as he commands
The United States is being torn apart by a pedophile -- Trump. The entire Republican party is willing to protect their pedophile President at ALL costs Dan Bongino, Kash Patel, and Pam Bondi will NOT do anything about the Pedo President -- their job is to look away from the criming.
the real family values of The GOP has been exposed again they would sell their first born for an extra percent savings on their taxes .
It's not the only thing that has been exposed ...
You obviously haven’t heard about the Jewish Time Machine yet.
Just like the time they claimed Hillary rigged the 2016 election against herself 🙄
Farsightedness is not exactly a quality anyone would ascribe to the Democrats.
Lol, the mental gymnastics are givin me a migraine.
They think we’re as ignorant as his koolaid club
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Well, didn't they have to hide it while he was a secret agent?
Well they do control the weather lasers so…
Democrats can control the weather, too.
Well, you have to give them an “A” for effort and creative licensing. I already said on Johnson’s wall when he said that the OldFelon “ was an FBI agent “ that he should resign as a legislator and start writing for Marvel or DC.
Amazing. And here I thought Chuck Schumer was only good at send letters.
It's not about what YOU believe...it's about convincing the MAGA sheeples that that's what happened. Since they're not the sharpest knives in the drawer, they'll believe anything and everything that comes from the orange clown show.
Sounds plausible to me ... /sarc
"Who, what, where, when - not me - I never met him" "Stop talking about Epstein - the creep is dead." "The files were written by Hillary and Obama - it's a Democratic hoax." "I don't know anything about her case" "You know more about it than I do" "I never had the privilege of going there"
The face TFG makes when the drugs and young girls arrive at Jeff's party
Donnie “ Brasco “ Trump 🤦♂️
Past experience shows that they can make up any story and diehards will believe it.
We play the long con.
Insanity but no surprise.
Democrats did that when Rump was a registered Democrat.
Remember. These are the same Demon Rats who forged Obama's 1961 birth announcement in the Honolulu papers in anticipation of his nomination in 2008. They're always plotting.
It’s not supposed to make sense. They just need to call it “a hoax” and that magically removes any reality that is attached to it.
MAGA will believe it
Concocted lies about anything are a Republican art form. It’s where conspiracies come from.
Trump was a registered democrat then, or at least he certainly wasn’t a Republican. He later realized how easy it is to con and lie to Republicans and became their cult leader.
No that’s what the Republican Party want you to do. It’s why they should not longer be in power and there should be a 3rd Party.
Yes it is and the filthy pig chose to locate his clown signature exactly where the 2 predators have a commonality. Depraved.
Trump’s Little Limp Johnson thinks we’re as gullible as their voters. Trump was an informant. 😜
No kidding. 👍💙🇺🇸
Pretty ludicrous
Guaranteed the MAGA window lickers will believe it.
That just shows how dastardly plotting the Dems are!
You can't make this stuff up 🤣
Yea, I don't get it. It's one of the most absurd explanations I ever heard. They are all in denial and they can't seem to grasp this was not evidence anyone had before hand, it was just released per the subpoena.
Magic or time travelers?
Either that, or the Democrats have access to a time machine.
Hate to say it but nothing will happen from this.
They're all protecting the White House and the SCOTUS!!
Maga ain't bright!!
Yes, it’s completely ludicrous and laughable. But there’s a very large, very stupid, very gullible part of the population who will absolutely believe it.
I'm reminded of this Seinfeld clip: "Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust for 48 years, then run off with Jerry's sneakers." www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwna...
Do you really believe that Hillary Clinton cannot travel back in time? Be serious. It is always Hillary ninja'n in wearing a cat suit.
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To be fair, they HAVE proven themselves to be pretty feckless on multiple occasions.
Yep. Lol
And it’s absolutely nuts that some will actually swallow that explanation whole, no chewing required.
It’s what MAGA morons are supposed to believe
Remember, they implied Obama, before he was born, planted a fake birth certificate. Absurdity is no obstacle to the stupid...
Did you ever read "Lord of the Flies", and then wondered what it would feel like to live like that?
The text on the card was to lame to be written by anyone else.
Like the Baldrick school of understanding how WWI started: "I heard it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry."
And SCOTUS rules law enforcement can target skin color. So yes, we are a dictatorship now. I had hoped we could flood SCOTUS with democracy lawsuits to save ourselves, but SCOTUS is using lightning shadow dockets to cement their overthrow. National Strike is all there's left.
None of them believe in logic or facts, so it probably doesn't matter whether it makes the slightest bit of sense. The defining factor of the likes of QAnon & other conspiracy theorists is that the more convoluted & mad the situation, the more they're likely to believe it
Ok. I thought I WAS the only one that saw that. 🙄
You think that's bad? In 1961 Democrats put fake birth announcements in Hawaii newspapers so they could make a baby born in Kenya win the presidency in 2008.
🙃🤔🙄🤦♀️
😂 perfect!
now you get it. perfectly planned 😳
Evil geniuses! 😆
It's a projection of his standard operating procedure.
Not only that, they made the economy grow!!! Maybe we should put these evil geniuses in power.
Ah, but they don't actually care about making the economy grow! No, they just did that as a political stunt to detract people's attention from all the tremendous things Trump is doing! It's a hoax!!
Yeah, we know all those math people are lefties because math is biased towards the left. They put out all those charts showing the economy going down. All ya gotta do is flip those charts upside down and now the economy is doing great !
A bunch of tricksters , eh?
You call it tricksters, I call it manipulators, regular people call it fraudsters...MAGA call it jeenius
🤪😂🤣
Breaking news: Democrats have a secret Time Machine.
Narrator: Trump loves the uneducated.
You’re thinking two or three steps beyond MAGAt capacity.
They are such morons. They will find excuses for everything, but not believe what is right in front of their faces, it's a cult. Wake the fuck up!
The MFs are desperate. The MAGAts are all repulsive bald-faced liars attempting to cover for a pedophile. They know it's his signature. They know he's a pedophile. #complicit
It sounds logical when you put it that way, so let’s just move on…
You're forgetting that, according to the Right, that the Democrats possess unnatural, occult powers. They can control the weather, cause Covid-19, and run a child sex ring in the basement of a pizza parlor - that doesn't have a basement!
And convert little boys into little girls within a schoolday.
And it's only Tuesday.
Sorry, but you're not dumb enough to understand.
Clearly, you are too woke to grasp the machinations of the evil godless DemonRats… Channeling my inner #JudgeJeaninePinot 🍷🍷🍷
Oh they're expecting the cult to believe it, no doubt. Absolutely ridiculous!
That is the goal. Right now it's just Trump's cronies reacting with barely disguised terror and risible lies.
Well as you can see this is what the MAGA morons believe . It doesn’t matter what the truth is , the pea brain fucken morons of MAGA will never believe the truth about about fuckface and all the assault he has committed on women throughout his lifetime .
Whatever!
It doesn’t matter how ridiculous the lie is. It’s only for today. There will be a new one tomorrow.
Not us. That's for Maga. And they'll buy it because they can't admit that he lies to them - against all evidence to the contrary. Sad.
I’m busy buying a bridge right now. I’ll get back to this when I’m done. 🤦🏻
Oy
Back then Trump was a democrat, W was in his first term, Apprentice hadn’t debuted yet…. but still Maxwell needed a forgery to include in the birthday book? Maybe time machine stuff?
MAGA are some of the dumbest people on the planet.
But to disprove that, Trump says… What is Trump saying today? Whatever it is the Trumpers will accept it.
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Hey. Don’t be upset with the FBI informant. And he signed that trillion dollar infrastructure bill. And made healthcare for all. And deserves the peace prize for blowing up Venezuelan fishermen.
You are thinking too hard. His shit can’t be believed if you think. This ⬇️ is the new AmeriKan propaganda.
Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows they travelled in a DeLorean time machine to retrieve it. 😏
My God! We are so devilishly fiendish and clever!!
MAGA mouth-breathers’ answer to your question…
Right…dumb MAGAs would believe that.
The stuff Magats pretend to believe, and that they ask the press to join them in believing, is beyond absurd. And yet, I'm sure Hannity and company will nod their heads, and Glenn Beck will get out more charts showing how its not Trumps "style", signature, or favored victim age group...
Yep. They're making sh*t up to match the narrative. He's never done anything wrong. Ever. Rape is a hoax, as we're told by Ms. Leavitt?
Sounds very like trump being a Epstein FBI informant! 🙄
Its not for us to believe. It is for the same gullible fools who believe he won the 2020 election.
No, they are not kidding you, and they will run with it until they can't anymore... But they know it's ALL coming out eventually and they're freaking...
MAGA be like....
Same people that put Obama's birth notice in Hawaiian newspaper when he was born. Crafty time travelers!!!!
How can people actually believe this craziness. What is wrong with the American people?
Don’t try to follow the logic. They don’t realize he is fucking insane and going down with him. Imagine the conversation “What did you do to stop Trump?” (Child). Parent “Oh I helped the Abuser!”
This timeline gets freaking stupider every day
Well said😱
they truly think we are stupid!
Now you know..😁
Someone knew in 2003 that: The Apprentice would put Trump back in the spotlight Barack Obama would be POTUS There would be a birther conspiracy Trump would capitalize on the birther movement to build a proto-MAGA following Hillary Clinton have the ‘emails’ scandal after becoming Obama’s SecState 🤣
Tis why tRump LOVES the Poorly Educated.
Democrats are very sneaky
Yes, Ds planted the Epstein docs 22 years ago, planning to spring it on us after Trump won his second term Just like they planted a birth announcement in a Hawaiian newspaper in 1961 so that one day Barack would be eligible for President The GOP knows that Ds are prescient and play the long game
🤭😂
Just because they are stupid doesn’t mean we are.
Exactly! xD
No. You’re supposed to eat it. Authoritarians I’ve learned from Arendt and others will often say/do things that are obviously untrue. And guess what? You can’t do shit about it. Truth doesn’t matter. We were not at war yesterday with Oceania but today we have always been at war with Oceania
Where are these Democrats that had the foresight to plan this far ahead? Can they run the party?
They are banking on the fact that MAGAs are not smart enough to figure this out.
It's the same broken logic as, "ANTIFA dressed in trump gear, carried Trump flags, to disrupt...". To disrupt an election we just won?!
Antifa? I was told it was BLM!
Oh yeh! That too!
Duh
We're not But GOP-MAGA is... Trying to both kid & f**k people in general! Don't turn your back on TACO-boy either Looks like he's juicing Viagra these days Karoline Leavitt better be more nimble than she looks!
It's a massive left-wing conspiracy. Duh ! 🙄 🙄 🙄
Hahaha yup. And 34% of voters will believe it without question. Dang if the Dems were this great at 4D chess we would be living in a great utopia instead of this hellscape timeline.
That makes perfect sense to a MAGA mind.
#TrumpPedoFiles and #TrumpCrimeFamilyForPrison
The very fact the MSM is jumping through hoops to verify the look of Trump's signature 22 years ago is bending to the MAGA narrative-- that being reality distortion, trying to add a shade of doubt to something that is 100% real and verified.
Yes, they ARE that stupid to try that lie. Yes, their cultists ARE that stupid that they'll believe it.
Flat Earthers Democrates and extraterrestrials concocted this scheme with the help of Unicorns and Leprechauns. I doubt Santa Claus helped, lives in international waters, can't vote here. Unless Gov. Abbott has map jurisdiction.
Trump’s next defense will be that ‘I was a Democrat when I wrote that.’
Those sneaky demoncrats
Well shit. This is so confounding. I think I'll just stick to my original belief that Donald Trump is a pedophile and arguably the single stupidest motherfucker to ever breathe human air. Republicans are cowards, liars and traitors to this nation and Stephen Miller is a bald Nazi cunt.
You know the MAGA cult believes that.
We won't, but the red hats believed Obama's father had Hawaii publish Obama's Birth Announcement and forge his Birth Certificate in 1962 in anticipation that he would be the first Black US President. (That started this whole mess with Trump.) So yea, they'd believe it. And that's all he cares about
They're now looking for a democrat driving a DeLorean.
Yes, that's exactly it.
Some serious suspension of disbelief.
He wrote it and signed it. I never believe a word he says.
Don't forget FDT was working undercover. This is a COMPLETE SHIT SHOW.
Even Lawrence O'Donnell had the nerve to make a check with the fake signature in 2005. The nerve of him.
Called playing the long game. Well long, weaving, turning, twisting, ridiculous long game. 😆
And that forged signature. Pretty good, eh?
They are conspiracy theorists - the more convoluted, the happier they are!
So where’s the fucking MeToo movement now?
That's some long game...
Isn't the stupidity amazing
YES. He was an FBI informant, after all.
Makes sense if you’re a window-licking mouth-breathing fucktard who gets their info from FAUXNews, OAN or NeesMax. No questions asked.
