used to be you could get an indictment against a ham sandwich. now you can't even indict a guy who throws a ham sandwich. folks, www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
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They didn't have the ham to indict
aug 27, 2025, 2:02 pm • 2 0 • view
But it was assault with a deli weapon!
aug 27, 2025, 2:12 pm • 5 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 1:47 pm • 3 2 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 2:15 pm • 7 0 • view
Hero with a hero
aug 27, 2025, 1:40 pm • 0 0 • view
DONT TREAD ON BRIE
aug 27, 2025, 1:12 pm • 59 2 • view
aug 27, 2025, 2:17 pm • 26 1 • view
This meme is such a dense text (laudatory) 🥰
aug 27, 2025, 4:21 pm • 3 0 • view
It’s clear what needs to be done during protests
aug 27, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Anyone have a gift link they can share?
aug 27, 2025, 1:14 pm • 3 0 • view
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
aug 27, 2025, 1:28 pm • 6 1 • view
Thanks
aug 27, 2025, 1:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Thanks Doug.
aug 27, 2025, 1:48 pm • 2 0 • view
100 to 1, the DOJ oversold it with some drama about the threat to the life of the brave ICE enforcer from a sub sandwich. I wonder if they tried to make it sound like the sandwich could have been a big rock or brick, thereby weakening their case.
aug 27, 2025, 1:59 pm • 3 0 • view
FoxNews will be bummed out, they had wall-to-wall coverage of that arrest. 🤭
aug 27, 2025, 1:21 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Keep it up America. 🇺🇸 I love you all for caring so much
aug 27, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Good! These people from ICE are nothing more than limp dick bullies. Keep pushing back their end is nigh.
aug 27, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Hope that guy doesn’t have any mortgage issues.
aug 27, 2025, 1:25 pm • 7 0 • view
Was it a ham sandwich? Did they fail to indict a ham sandwich
aug 27, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s because it was a subway not potbelly so they knew he was just trying to get rid of the sandwich not use it to protest
aug 27, 2025, 1:14 pm • 4 0 • view
Long live the fighters!
aug 27, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Campbell's soup can would have been a better tool...go heavy..🤭🤭🤭
aug 27, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 4:04 pm • 2 0 • view
A felony for pitching a perfectly good sub that the cop could have just had for lunch was a bit extreme. Heck on my day (Tuesday) out to the thrift stores, (25% off) someone could throw a meatball sub at me , and I would let them lick the Marinara off my shirt!
aug 28, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
Gosh, I wish I had written this first!
aug 27, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Outstanding news!
aug 27, 2025, 2:19 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Future law students will be taught that the prosecutor’s mistake was trying to indict the man, and not the sandwich itself.
aug 27, 2025, 5:15 pm • 0 0 • view
@kenwhite.bsky.social
aug 27, 2025, 1:09 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
From my cold cut dead hands
aug 27, 2025, 1:28 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:26 pm • 26 1 • view
Thanks good story
aug 27, 2025, 1:29 pm • 2 0 • view
I read this as a free pass to attack ICE thugs with a sandwich, maybe a club sandwich up the side of their heads!
aug 27, 2025, 1:38 pm • 4 0 • view
But that isn’t what happened at all. The limp Subway sandwich was thrown at a vest capable of stopping bullets. Insulting a policeman’s pride is not against the law yet.
aug 27, 2025, 1:56 pm • 4 0 • view
Also, I forgot, a limp sandwich thrown at a bulletproof vest is still assault & battery, unless you throw it hard enough, then it is a revolutionary attack on a fascist soldier, which is legal.
aug 27, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
The legal system didn’t think so. Wait till they find out it’s not actually illegal to burn the flag no matter their claims after the fact.
aug 28, 2025, 1:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, I wouldn't overthink it. We're not going to war with a battalion of Subway sandwich soldiers.
aug 27, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe we should lol.
aug 28, 2025, 1:42 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
They gonna rendition him to Uganda, I imagine, on charges of mortgage fraud.
aug 27, 2025, 2:58 pm • 0 0 • view
It takes a Pirro to rise to that level of incompetence... gonna take another round at the punchbowl to soothe her shame... 😁
aug 27, 2025, 1:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Lol
aug 27, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Tired: being prosecuted for throwing a sandwich. Wired: Suing the federal government for the loss/destruction of your sandwich. 💡
aug 27, 2025, 2:18 pm • 3 0 • view
I deserve so much worse than a sandwich thrown at them.
aug 27, 2025, 2:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Who are all these vindictive assholes who want to punish a guy for throwing a ham sandwich? Have you never done a rash and harmless act in anger?
aug 27, 2025, 3:05 pm • 1 0 • view
I mean, what he did was rude and irritating, of course. That was the point. But I cannot imagine any serious-minded prosecutor looking at that irritant and making the case that it qualifies as assault.
aug 27, 2025, 1:11 pm • 39 0 • view
"serious-mindes" prosecutors make cases for much less. imagine the lynching memorial in Montgomery, AL legacysites.eji.org/about/memori...
aug 27, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Agree to disagree on the "serious-minded" qualifier there. The people doing this sort of thing strike me as profoundly unserious in their application of the law, using it as a cudgel to inflict cruelty for their own satisfaction rather than in the pursuit of any genuine public good.
aug 27, 2025, 1:33 pm • 2 0 • view
fair enough.
aug 27, 2025, 1:34 pm • 1 0 • view
What he did was courageous and learned behavior from our natl guard* there fixed it for ya!
aug 27, 2025, 1:36 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh, don't get me wrong; I absolutely support him in his decision to be rude and irritate them. It's the very least they deserve.
aug 27, 2025, 1:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Facts 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
aug 27, 2025, 1:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Spend a lotta time in the criminal justice system do you?
aug 27, 2025, 1:12 pm • 29 0 • view
👍👍👍
aug 27, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, not the American one, since I'm neither an American citizen nor resident. I'm just saying.
aug 27, 2025, 1:13 pm • 12 0 • view
It is literally assault by the letter of the law. of course, some assault is clearly justified . . .
aug 27, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Technically it would be battery, would it not? Assault is the credible threat of battery; battery is the deed. Of course it is unclear that battery by a sandwich is liable to cause grievous bodily harm, so
aug 27, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
yeah
aug 27, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
it's tricky to do battery without assault, I haven't seen a video or anything but
aug 27, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Right, I figured it would be charged as assault and battery which just heightens the ridiculousness. Presumably the jury had a good laugh and decamped to Subway
aug 27, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank God!
aug 27, 2025, 1:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Trust me, a prosecutor will prosecute any crime real or imagined against a police officer. They will make it their personal crusade to ruin the life of the accused and hound them to the ends of the earth.
aug 27, 2025, 1:19 pm • 35 0 • view
Too many folks think prosecutors are concerned about truth and justice.
aug 27, 2025, 1:56 pm • 12 0 • view
BARBIE AG PAMMY AND KASH PATEL ARE THE WORST AG AND FBI DIRECTOR IN US HISTORY! CONTINUE TO BREAK THE LAW AND KEEP LOOSING IN COURT! Since Jan they have wasted billions in taxpayer funds for frivolous charges and ICE lawsuits! Meanwhile RELEASE THE EPSTEIN COMPLETE FILE AND DO REAL INDICTMENTS !
aug 27, 2025, 1:18 pm • 4 0 • view
They should just charge him with possession of a condiment and call it a day.
aug 27, 2025, 1:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Or assault with a deli weapon.
aug 27, 2025, 2:15 pm • 2 0 • view
nice win for the good guys
aug 27, 2025, 1:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Are we sure they didn't indict the actual ham sandwhich? Maybe it was imported ham?
aug 27, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
😂 …
aug 27, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Now that we know that we can get away with using sandwiches to fight tyranny, I suggest we all start carrying this high-velocity, handy-dandy Subway Sandwich Cannon: youtu.be/uNJ5MftJC-0?...
aug 27, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump: I’m a law and order king. Pardons 1,500 insurrectionist who assaulted officers. Crypto criminals. Rapists. And Killers. Child rapists. His crime friends. Fraud. Bribery. Russia assets. Sexual assault Criminals. Has pardoned more criminals than all presidents combined! Law and order bullsh!t!
aug 27, 2025, 2:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I live for the day when Pam Bondi and the rest of the clown parade get prosecuted for high treason!
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 pm • 33 2 • view
Me too! I didn’t realize that guy worked for the DOJ previously. Explains why he threw the sandwich
aug 27, 2025, 1:27 pm • 21 0 • view
...he worked for the internal affairs section. Soon as I heard that I understood why that man was WASTED before supposed felonious assault with a sandwich that may not legally be a sandwich.
aug 27, 2025, 1:32 pm • 11 0 • view
She belongs in prison.
aug 27, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
They could do the funniest thing and make him do community service litter picking alongside the guy he threw the sandwich at.
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 pm • 13 0 • view
He already did the community a service when he sandwiched that cop.
aug 27, 2025, 1:35 pm • 23 0 • view
Just say No to Mayo 😜
aug 27, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
"THANKS TO THE DEMOCRAT PARTY NOW YOU HAVE TO INDICT A LAMB SCHWARMA"
aug 27, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
We need more ham sandwich laws.
aug 27, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 27, 2025, 1:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Could salami and mayo be classified as weapon of mass stomach aches? Might help the prosecutors get an indictment?
aug 27, 2025, 2:43 pm • 0 0 • view
🥪💪🇺🇸 Did I do emojis right?
aug 27, 2025, 1:28 pm • 4 0 • view
Uh, since it's not illegal, let the sandwich flinging begin. 😂 I should probably add that I'm just kidding in case any MAGAts happen to read this.
aug 27, 2025, 3:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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aug 28, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view
paywall
aug 27, 2025, 1:15 pm • 1 0 • view
What about the guy who threw a Big Gulp at Kim Foxx? Will his case be dropped?
aug 27, 2025, 1:26 pm • 8 0 • view
It should be.
aug 27, 2025, 1:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Good to see he ‘beat the wrap’ 😂
aug 27, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
We'll probably see ham control before gun control.
aug 27, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Not to worry, Trump will issue a Presidential Execution Order for ham sandwich man, just as soon as he's finished prosecuting everyone who said something he doesn't like. Oh, and of course pardoning sex trafficking criminals.
aug 27, 2025, 2:30 pm • 1 0 • view
We in here talking about a ham sandwich. A sandwich. We talking about a ham sandwich, man.
aug 27, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
How Farcical Is The Trump "Justice" Department When They Can't Even Get A Grand Jury To Buy Their Nonsense...Research On This Will Show You That 99.99% Of Indictment Requests Are Granted By Grand Juries Who Only Hear The Governments Side....
aug 27, 2025, 1:36 pm • 4 0 • view
The charges were baloney.
aug 27, 2025, 1:26 pm • 19 0 • view
The occupation of DC is going to throw off No Bill statistics for the entire year.
aug 27, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
And they way they brought a film crew and way too many thugs to his home to arrest him - these are not serious people.
aug 27, 2025, 2:09 pm • 4 1 • view
Lawless times we live in.....
aug 27, 2025, 2:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe because the victim was unhamed I'll show myself out
aug 27, 2025, 1:23 pm • 13 0 • view
I’ll bet if they ask the supreme court there would be five votes for bypassing the grand jury. Or choosing a grand jury from among DOGE employees.
aug 27, 2025, 1:33 pm • 2 0 • view
Sounds like a very sensible grand jury. We have to take even small wins as a victory in this horrible regime.
aug 28, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
ham sandwich a deadly weapon. the possession of a ham sandwich not a guaranteed right under the 2nd amendment.
aug 28, 2025, 4:21 am • 0 0 • view
That's what happens when political hack federal prosecutors lose credibility. They've already lost it with judges, now they're losing it with jurors.
aug 27, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
The most ridiculous thing Kristi Gnome every attempted. She's made a laughing stock out of our government.
aug 27, 2025, 1:26 pm • 6 0 • view
Obviously bought him lunch…..
aug 27, 2025, 1:30 pm • 1 0 • view
The case was half-baked. The prosecutors were clearly in somewhat of a pickle. And it was a SUB-par investigation
aug 27, 2025, 1:17 pm • 68 0 • view
Good one!
aug 27, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view
We don’t need to get salty about these things. Lettuce meet each other halfway
aug 27, 2025, 1:51 pm • 24 0 • view
Brie at last!
aug 27, 2025, 2:11 pm • 12 0 • view
I hope that Po'Boy didn't spend any time in jail.
aug 27, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
You can’t fool all of the people all of the time. If you are indicted DEMAND a jury trial.
aug 27, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:28 pm • 2 0 • view
🥳🧻🧯
aug 27, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Good news for anyone who was ever in a food fight. The entire cast of Animal House would be in jail
aug 27, 2025, 1:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Fascist crybabies
aug 27, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
So, what you are telling me is that it is ok to throw sandwiches, hoagies, grinders, heroes and foot-longs at cosplay cops?
aug 27, 2025, 4:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Dammit
aug 27, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m surprised they didn’t attempt to charge him with hate speech with him repeatedly calling them fascists.
aug 27, 2025, 1:38 pm • 3 0 • view
Bluesky is jumping claims on this joke like Sutter's Mill in 1849
aug 27, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Was he a Federal Agent, though?
aug 27, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
LOL
aug 27, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Judge Box O'Wine has now failed twice to get an indictment of the dastardly hoagie thrower.
aug 27, 2025, 1:29 pm • 3 0 • view
Love that for her! Sip on Janine
aug 27, 2025, 2:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Not enough mustard on the throw I reckon.
aug 27, 2025, 1:08 pm • 108 0 • view
I’m gratified people get that pun. :)
aug 27, 2025, 1:31 pm • 17 0 • view
Oh very nice.
aug 27, 2025, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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aug 27, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
hahahahahahahahahaha True.
aug 27, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
The times they are a-changin'.
aug 27, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂
aug 27, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
When they outlaw sandwiches, only outlaws will have sandwiches
aug 27, 2025, 2:18 pm • 5 0 • view
1. Felony assault 2. Assault with a deli weapon 3. Nothing Burger
aug 27, 2025, 3:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Assault with a deli weapon 💀
aug 27, 2025, 3:50 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Militias and preppers spend so much money on guns and ammo, when they could have just been buying a ham sub footlong. Keeps the federal agents away and you are well fed.
aug 27, 2025, 1:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Have you seen Meal Team Six?
aug 27, 2025, 2:12 pm • 1 0 • view
👏👏🗽
aug 27, 2025, 1:37 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 pm • 5 0 • view
So he was unlawfully fired? Bc isn’t he innocent of charges… I hope we see that sandwich incident and all those pansy agents … forever… all like OMG he throw ham at me! Outrageous! … now someone needs to give a job… fuck them..
aug 27, 2025, 1:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Wouldn't exactly call something from Subway a sandwich. More like a loaf of soggy bread.
aug 27, 2025, 1:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Limp Blintz....
aug 27, 2025, 2:43 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣
aug 27, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Supporting this vet.
aug 27, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Power to the peppercini!
aug 27, 2025, 1:49 pm • 3 0 • view
to the brave man who threw a ham sandwich... Free ham sandwiches for the rest of the year so you can protect yourself!
aug 27, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
They’re gonna try to deport him to Uganda. Or do something equally obscene. They’re not gonna let this go
aug 27, 2025, 1:25 pm • 3 0 • view
Indictment was gluten free..
aug 27, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
It was all about "respect my authorita!"
aug 27, 2025, 2:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Janine Pirro, 8/14: "Stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else." Grand Jury, 8/26: "Good idea. We know just the place."
aug 27, 2025, 1:18 pm • 2 0 • view
That's fucking hilarious. This guy's a hero. Who is going to indict him? NOBODY.
aug 27, 2025, 1:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Good
aug 27, 2025, 1:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I will share this whenever the sandwich throwing is mentioned: whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2025/08/15/w...
aug 27, 2025, 1:12 pm • 5 2 • view
Guess the sandwich throw needed a little more mustard
aug 27, 2025, 1:41 pm • 6 0 • view
🤣😂
aug 27, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
YES!! 🤣🤣🤣
aug 27, 2025, 2:00 pm • 0 0 • view
They can arrest a sandwich but certainly not an obvious criminal if they happen to be a billionaire or filthy rich.
aug 27, 2025, 1:35 pm • 2 0 • view
Now that he's thrown a sandwich, I'll throw a sandwich, and you'll throw a sandwich. It will be anarchy!!!!
aug 27, 2025, 1:48 pm • 3 0 • view
True at the state level, not at the federal level where resources are limited so only the most egregious crimes that are very likely to lead to a conviction are pursued.
aug 27, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
The prosecution’s case went a-rye.
aug 27, 2025, 1:29 pm • 4 0 • view
The first one to post this won BluSky today
aug 27, 2025, 1:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Brilliant framing! His prosecution revealed the fragility of everyone from the president to his masked ICE thugs.
aug 27, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Good one! 😂
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Give him 40 hours of community service, picking up other sandwiches off the street. Make him think about what he’s done. Then maybe he can return to society and we won’t have to worry about who he’s going to throw a sandwich at next.
aug 27, 2025, 2:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Glad sandwich guy beat blondi’s ham handed wrap!
aug 27, 2025, 3:49 pm • 3 0 • view
brings to my mind the time Moses came down the mount with the ten condiments. I relish those days.
aug 27, 2025, 8:12 pm • 2 0 • view
Ask me about jury nullification
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:22 pm • 5 0 • view
That's because somebody ate the sandwich. Habeas cibus.
aug 27, 2025, 1:25 pm • 18 0 • view
Then we should all throw sandwiches at these nazis. (PRO TIP: Keep Your sandwiches in the freezer for at least a few days before throwing, for best results. )
aug 27, 2025, 3:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Congratulations Sandwich man!
aug 27, 2025, 2:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Who would have ever imagined that an assault on America’s Democracy would occur from within, and only a small cadre of Democratic Congressional Members , a handful of courageous Governors, and a Hero Subway Sandwich Quarterback would be the best resistance force we could muster.
aug 27, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
I just want to know if he gets that sandwich back
aug 27, 2025, 1:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Subway's stock probably doubled overnight
aug 27, 2025, 3:55 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣
aug 27, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
He was trying to feed someone, you can not indicate person who is trying to help a idiot
aug 27, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Front-page headlines about how this administration failed to get a grand jury indictment for a potentially deadly sandwiching at close range. How utterly embarrassing for them.
aug 27, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
"Hey! Put some mustard on it!"
aug 27, 2025, 1:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Sandwich, Sandwich Man.... Wasn't that a song from Village People?
aug 27, 2025, 7:45 pm • 0 0 • view
So the hurler won’t be sub-poenaed …
aug 27, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
The prosecution process could've been a real grinder for him, but the hurler has emerged as a true hero.
aug 27, 2025, 6:08 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm pretty sure if this lawlessness keeps up it's going to lead to a huge national food fight.
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 pm • 3 0 • view
i hope people are buying him beers, sandwiches, etc.
aug 27, 2025, 1:12 pm • 4 0 • view
I once sat in on a court case of shoplifting where the defendant was representing himself and his entire defence was that he did it by accident because he was distracted by his own sandwich
aug 27, 2025, 2:18 pm • 3 0 • view
The Trump takeover is ending crime because grand juries don’t believe the Trump goons can do their job correctly
aug 27, 2025, 1:11 pm • 12 0 • view
They may now seek an indictment of the sandwich!
aug 27, 2025, 1:11 pm • 4 0 • view
decades we waited to say this
aug 27, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
If you watch the video, the sandwich reminds me a little bit of trying to throw a tissue. Despite the man’s good throw, the sub still broke apart and gracefully fell everywhere like a bunch of maple tree helicopters in the fall.
aug 27, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Typical childish behavior humans are to act like god dam toddler. Imma throw a sandwich at a cop.
aug 27, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
It was a Salami sandwich. You can't indict a Salami sandwich.
aug 27, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
This is definitely ONION material 🤣 😂 🤣🤣
aug 27, 2025, 3:21 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
aug 27, 2025, 1:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Or at least can indict a ham sub
aug 27, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
What do you expect from a Trump-appointed DOJ?
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 27, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:20 pm • 6 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 27, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
It was just a false salami after all. 📞 Hello? Yes. Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel? The Marx Brothers want their joke back? Well, there's a pickle...
aug 27, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Society’s gone.🤷🏽♂️
aug 27, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
From My Cold Cut Hands
aug 27, 2025, 1:13 pm • 31 0 • view
How long before Kyle Rittenhouse murders a guy carrying a sandwich?
aug 27, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Is the sandwich still in evidence or can it now be eaten?
aug 27, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
The Regime wants to provoke violent resistance by black and brown people to force the face of crime in America. Newsflash: the face of the resistance is the white, pink-poloed Sandwich Guy
aug 28, 2025, 11:55 am • 0 0 • view
Subway should offer free sandwiches today in honor of this!
aug 27, 2025, 1:35 pm • 8 0 • view
He gave up his dinner for democracy.
aug 27, 2025, 2:22 pm • 2 0 • view
It's not an example of how powerful ham sandwiches have become, it's an idictment on how much of a shitshow our legal system has become.
aug 27, 2025, 1:55 pm • 2 0 • view
A crumb of justice
aug 27, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 2:25 pm • 1 0 • view
FREE SANDWICH GUY !
aug 27, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Soon, you won't be able to get a ham sandwich.
aug 27, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 1:30 pm • 2 0 • view
So, either it wasn't a ham sandwich or DOJ is incompetent
aug 27, 2025, 2:48 pm • 0 0 • view
The notorious club sandwich
aug 27, 2025, 1:09 pm • 11 0 • view
Grand juries tend to be citizens who live in the community. They traveled to court that morning and probably saw dozens of people being pulled over for nonsense. They saw armed military patrolling the streets for no reason. That 100% will have an impact on verdicts yet they don’t see it.
aug 27, 2025, 2:50 pm • 1 0 • view
I think it's time for us all to start carrying deli weapons.
aug 27, 2025, 1:16 pm • 4 0 • view
🔥☄️
aug 27, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Subwaygate
aug 27, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
In 1985, Sol Wachtler, then the chief justice of New York's Supreme Court said, “Any good prosecutor can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich.” The key word there is the adjective immediately preceding "prosecutor."
aug 27, 2025, 7:35 pm • 2 0 • view
Sandwich guy wins! Wine lady loses.
aug 27, 2025, 1:21 pm • 2 0 • view