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Emily McGranahan @mcgranahandle.bsky.social

I was looking into one of those green smoothie things and NOT ONE OF THEM doesn't contain artificial sweetners, which I cannot eat. Big red flag.

aug 31, 2025, 6:17 pm • 24 0

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com

But also just ... eat a vegetable. They're cheaper.

aug 31, 2025, 6:23 pm • 16 0 • view
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Emily McGranahan @mcgranahandle.bsky.social

Yep. Canned and frozen are super cheap if you can't get good fresh produce. I like smoothies but am lazy but the green powders are not a good solution, for me.

aug 31, 2025, 6:26 pm • 10 0 • view
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Debra M 🌱 @liberalforareason.bsky.social

A lot of these grifters say that fruit and vegetables are bad for you. Wellness influencers are incredibly dangerous.

aug 31, 2025, 7:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Wikrin @wikrin.bsky.social

While back, I picked up a six pack of weird green juices on a whim, only to realize they included grapefruit juice for some reason. Two of the meds I'm on advise against grapefruit, and also "most bitter flavor imaginable" isn't something I seek out. Was disappointing.

aug 31, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com

At least those were actually juice, lol.

aug 31, 2025, 6:25 pm • 6 0 • view
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Joanne Robertson @revjospa.bsky.social

The best line I heard today was, "If I wanted something bitter in my mouth, I'd call your dad." #bars

aug 31, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emily McGranahan @mcgranahandle.bsky.social

🤣 that's amazing

aug 31, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joanne Robertson @revjospa.bsky.social

It was so fierce. 🤭

aug 31, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view