What did Melania give Trump for his birthday?
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Her paid presence.
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 7 0 • view
He’s had some practice soluting.
jun 15, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣 Thx for posting this, I needed a good laugh. Laurel and Hardy or 1 Stooge.
jun 17, 2025, 8:39 am • 1 0 • view
A picture book on Fookconomics.
jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
Public appearance?
jun 15, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
I can tell you what it wasn’t 😂
jun 15, 2025, 2:18 am • 1 0 • view
A letter to take to someone in Canada.
jun 17, 2025, 8:40 am • 0 0 • view
The tiniest pair of gloves the world has ever seen.
jun 15, 2025, 9:29 am • 0 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
A sex tape of her and Putin
jun 15, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
Definitely not a blowjob.
jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
A brand new Foley catheter.
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
She pretended to climax in five languages.
jun 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
Her contempt like usual.
jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
A picture of her with Macron and Trudeau.
jun 15, 2025, 2:24 am • 0 0 • view
A new Lego set.
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
A very unenthusiastic handjob. Or two fingers and a thumb if Stormy was right.
jun 15, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
A hooker.
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
Her annual contractual handy.
jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 0 • view
Two fingers
jun 15, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
Her presence
jun 15, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
Filet of Fish.....with arsenic
jun 17, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Her: I thought you said you didn’t shit your pants. Him; I thought you meant today😀
jun 15, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
How dare you salute you fuckin draft dodgin traitor
jun 15, 2025, 2:20 am • 5 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
A new Contract😂😂
jun 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
Is he the only one in the whole crowd standing?! Eric is laughing at him
jun 15, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
A broken thumb
jun 15, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
He thought she was giving him a Viagra, and really it was a sleeping pill
jun 15, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
She let him sleep with her double
jun 15, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
Some butter for his mushroom
jun 15, 2025, 5:08 am • 0 0 • view
Her time.
jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
Fuck All
jun 15, 2025, 9:11 am • 0 0 • view
A pack of depends & a supply of catheter bags.
jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
She’s there.
jun 15, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
Everyone looks like they are having SO MUCH FUN!!!
jun 15, 2025, 2:33 am • 0 0 • view
The bill for her appearance
jun 15, 2025, 9:22 am • 6 0 • view
An invoice.
jun 15, 2025, 4:38 am • 0 0 • view
An enema
jun 15, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
Pity
jun 15, 2025, 3:26 am • 0 0 • view
Nufink! But let’s do admire the look of absolute despondency on her face and the goober that is Failson behind her hoping he gets to drive a tank!
jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
Scented adult diapers.
jun 15, 2025, 2:26 am • 3 0 • view
She hired someone to empty his catheter.
jun 15, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
No more than obligations outlined in updated prenup, I reckon, aka humiliated herself attending his big beautiful charade.
jun 15, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
Her presence is her present.
jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 0 • view
Mando, but it was really for her.
jun 15, 2025, 2:44 am • 1 0 • view
a cold shoulder
jun 15, 2025, 2:51 am • 1 1 • view
Look at Eric in the back. That is the smirk of a son who is happy his father is being publicity humiliated. These are some of the most miserable people on the planet despite having everything.
jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
*publicly 🙄
jun 15, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
the two MOST miserable people on the planet
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 6 0 • view
The most ironic thing about this picture is that he is saluting the soldiers wearing the Vietnam uniforms.
jun 15, 2025, 2:00 pm • 3 0 • view
A sleeping pill slipped into his Coke.
jun 15, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
Seventy-nine seconds of her attention.
jun 15, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
The famous bitch face
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 2 0 • view
A discount on the remuneration she usually gets to be seen with him.
jun 15, 2025, 2:32 am • 2 0 • view
Maybe a free hug, maybe 😏
jun 15, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
I don't want to change the subject, but I wouldn't zoom in on his crotch if I were you. Grandpa might have had a little accident.
jun 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 4 0 • view
Some of her crypto?
jun 15, 2025, 2:39 pm • 0 0 • view
A one way ticket back to Slovenia by the look of that face
jun 15, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
How incredibly miserable they both look. It's true that money & power can't buy you class or happiness. I like that for them.
jun 15, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
A contextually obligated appearance.
jun 15, 2025, 2:40 am • 4 0 • view
Easy - 0 f’s
jun 15, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
Her bill for having to show up and be seen with him. It isn't going to be cheap.
jun 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
Herpes?
jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
An invoice for making an appearance
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 21 1 • view
Winner winner, and he didn't even get a happy ending. Sad!
jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 2 0 • view
I doubt he has ever given her one.
jun 15, 2025, 2:36 am • 2 0 • view
A new red tie graphically depicting his catastrophic drop in the popularity polls.
jun 15, 2025, 9:19 am • 0 0 • view
If democrats had an absent First Lady republicans would be throwing an ever loving fit
jun 15, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't know, but DJT needs to learn how to salute. That thumb!
jun 15, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
A Lemon.
jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
The clap.
jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
Sitting there. That's more than enough.
jun 15, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
A fresh 🧷 diaper! 🤣🤣🤣
jun 15, 2025, 12:35 pm • 0 0 • view
A dry towel to sit on?
jun 15, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
Herpes?
jun 15, 2025, 3:37 am • 0 0 • view
Definitely not a new suit or tie
jun 15, 2025, 2:18 am • 1 0 • view
A personal diagnosis- I have a headache. 🤣
jun 15, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
A rub and a t... naw, a shrug.
jun 15, 2025, 3:01 am • 0 0 • view
A disapproving gaze.
jun 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view