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yeah no for sure @ericmichel.bsky.social

no i think he will be completely absent from public view for 2-3 days and people will ask "where is he, is he sick" and they'll say "he's working hard and fighting for the american people" days after he's been medically pronounced dead

aug 25, 2025, 3:29 am • 9 0

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social

Yeah the man simply loves being on tv too much to completely disappear for any amount of time and not have it arouse suspicion

aug 25, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social

yup

aug 25, 2025, 3:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social

That would be the competent way to try to pull off fraud. But instead, I think Big Balls will put on a suit with a long tie and a red hat and tons of makeup and make brief appearances showing up on the roof of the White House or in the back of the sedan. All while his account posts non-stop.

aug 25, 2025, 3:37 am • 2 0 • view