you can do a pretty good one exclusively using members of the 2007 iowa cubs
you can do a pretty good one exclusively using members of the 2007 iowa cubs
donald trump has seven days to live so he's doing a bulworth, he's woke now
donald trump is outside a teenage beauty pageant with kevin finnerty's briefcase. stan chera is telling him he can come backstage if he leaves it behind
(dying laughing)
donald trump is outside a teenage beauty pageant with kevin finnerty's briefcase. stan chera is telling him he can come backstage if he leaves it behind
👀
i know this isn't the point but i just wanted to say i was at dodger stadium last month and the crowd lost it when shoehei hit a ball where the CF eventually called off the 2B
have they simply tried bribing the president of the united states
every single day there's a new headline that's like "trump's new head of the consumer products safety commission wants microwaves to work while the door is open" and i just keep scrolling
kyle schwarber thinking about how jed hoyer just let him leave for nothing instead of offering him an $8M contract
guys approaching 40 love to get a shoulder impingement
i have been the victim of violent crime* in chicago *one time i was riding my bike through uptown while wearing bright blue shorts and a man by the wilson mcdonalds yelled "look at that blue ass boy"
confirmed: european champions tottenham hotspur will be participating in the champions league
a lot of people are already asking why mark teixeira only slugged .320 over 183 career post-season plate appearances
and it's a win-or-go-gulag game seven
[rfk jr voice] our children need more smeckler's powder
wearing the high visibility vests over their camo is the chef's kiss
making a LinkedIn search alert for “nonresident senior fellow” so I can get a cushy job posting and being wrong
heyooooo
out on the town for an evening jog with a bunch of victims of violent crime. they're all just out of frame, being murdered
i wish i could buy stock in that ghana funeral gif
no i think he will be completely absent from public view for 2-3 days and people will ask "where is he, is he sick" and they'll say "he's working hard and fighting for the american people" days after he's been medically pronounced dead
i honestly think that when it happens there will be a 48-72 hour period where his inner circle vehemently denies that it happened
[kevin eubanks laugh]
this is spiritually spurs third goal at the etihad today
this was alluded to in the second episode
watching the amanda knox show on hulu and one thing is abundantly clear: we need to shut down the italians until we can figure out what's going on
going to the barber and asking for the "john cusack in being john malcovich"
savinho furtively tiptoeing towards spurs locker room
Fuck Manchester City forever.
outside the GLB, ineligible
duluth milwaukee chicago (x2) grand rapids detroit cleveland toledo buffalo toronto hamilton rochester
my "hot take" on MLB realignment is that we should have never allowed baseball west of the mississippi and that all 30 teams should be condensed into 12 situated entirely within the great lakes basin
this game is going to end 5-4 cubs or 10-1 brewers
PCA starting every at bat thinking he's getting a first pitch fastball and not a curve that bounces a foot in front of the plate youtu.be/bZmZLvk6L5A?...
sticking a $200 bribe - all 5s and 10s - inside a box of cocoa krispies
bsky.app/profile/eric...
spurs almost paid $80M for a player who is approaching 30 and has exhibited significant character flaws and poor judgment (supports arsenal). dodged a bullet
jannah, it's a beautiful ancient word that you don't hear anymore
i went to jewel last night to get a dozen eggs and a six-pack of TP, total came out to $17. and this was signature brand, none of that fancy charmin stuff.
congratulations owen caissie on his first mlb home run
[walking around the smithsonian] objection!!!!
i didn't watch any games for a week while i was on vacation, turned it on yesterday and genuinely had forgotten they acquired him
5th circuit panel decision: www.bloomberglaw.com/public/deskt...
think of all the flagrant constitutional abuses that are occurring because SCOTUS or an appeals court stayed a preliminary injunction or TRO while the case is ongoing elon musk, however, gets a PI because having to answer an unfair labor practice complaint is an irreparable constitutional violation
look on the bright side - there is a severe thunderstorm watch in effect for tonight
jed and carter hawkins talking about the 2032 cubs
we could call it "express written contempt"
the cubs sent six men to the plate and didn't score a run but they did hit one ball (1) out of the infield, so things are looking up
my bold prediction is that the cubs will sweep all 5 against the brewers and then promptly follow that up with an 0-9 west coast road trip
when you gitche but she keep on gumee
hornt up for lake superior
i was in duluth five days ago, had lunch at fitgers, can confirm
the most transparent administration in history
once again its time to support tottenham hotspur online
one of the great things about being a cubs fan is regularly having your friday ruined right before getting off work
"paris saint germain are the winners of the super cup" do you even hear yourself? grow up
every time i've connected home through frankfurt they stick me in a terminal that has like one pretzel wagon and nothing else to eat
who is the WNBA tony larussa
nobody does crime there anymore, it's too crime-ridden
i once went to a restaurant in washington d.c. a black man held the door open for me as i entered and asked if i had any "spare change," a common street drug. i am still at the restaurant, in the fetal position in the men's room. this was three years ago
drove past a creamery in rural wisconsin called "udder brothers." buddy, you're just jacking off those cows
as podcasters they are, by definition, too ugly for television
many people are already calling donald trump's D C. goons "the pedophile police"
we're just a few more runs away from yadi berating the kid ump
it would be amazing if the cubs stole 10+ bases tonight in front of yadi
a second pierogi vendor has spurned alan dershowitz
[respectfully] awoooooooooga
the damn chip 🐐
i agree, we can right this wrong with one little paul skenes trade over the winter
"...and so i'll be meeting with billy up here very shortly. billy is our mole inside the costello gang, tremendous mole. very nasty people he's dealing with. he's got some new information on costello, some stuff you wouldn't believe. and so we'll have a big announcement on that in the near future."
the president fell through the white house roof but he got stuck halfway. it's like winnie the pooh but vertical. they're bringing him mcdonalds while they wait for a crane
crying laughing
as long as we're bastardizing the wizard of oz:
i proposed to my wife through a game of three card monte
i already got my tickets for BACKDRAFT
well the cubs are getting jameson taillon back in august which is basically like trading for a sta-- [i'm immediately struck with a poisonous blowdart]
what if instead of john mulaney becoming america's favorite wise-cracking millenial chicago catholic school product, i did
jed hoyer has two more hours before he gets run out of chicago like lyle lanley in north haverbrook
we got two
jed hoyer is at orangetheory fitness wrigleyville with an "appear offline" teams status
entertainment 720 runs the social security administration now
thought i saw reese mcguire at whole foods but it was a middle aged man
i've seen so many people at the gym lately working out with weighted vests. have you considered just getting fat
this air looks like shit! chicago's air quality is no longer "hot"
well the cubs are getting jameson taillon back in august which is basically like trading for a sta-- [i'm immediately struck with a poisonous blowdart]
promise?
craig counsell telling chris flexen to start warming up
when i think of sandberg i think of you
cubs vibes are in the toilet right now
according to baseball reference this is the first time that an all-star doubled his career pitches in one inning
sydney sweeney is a modern day siren who lures people to crash into online rocks with dumb fucking takes
it's a good thing the white sox don't know the infield fly rule or how to execute a rundown otherwise that could have been an embarrassing series L
i broke my thumb playing third base in sixteen inch softball, hit a go-ahead home run the next inning and did the kirk gibson fist pump around the bases
