It couldn't have happened to a better person.

She was collecting from her bottom bitch, do you Noem I am saying?

Recently collected a bribe?

🤣🤣🤣

I was thinking the same thing. Just the normal amount of walking cash for a cabinet officer, right? Also, another win for the Secret Service. Can't keep track of who was around the protectee...that's some good work.

Sounds more suspicious than tattoos

hahahahahahahaha

😆How is she expected to be responsible for Homeland Security if she can't even keep tabs on her own purse? Only the best people, huh tRump?

She is in Homeland Security and you don’t know that you need to safeguard your belongings, especially when they contain sensitive materials such as a government badge? She’s an idiot.

According to my cartel member checklist, “carrying cash in excess of $500” is 5 points, identity concealment markers include 2 pts for wig/fake hair and 2 pts for each plastic surgery procedure. Sorry, Kristi. It’s straight to CECOT for you, I guess. Nothing we can do.

Corey Lewandowski just paid her?

No, she’s tipping Corey.

So it was 3000 $1.00 bills.

🩲 perhaps

There has to have been a gun, right? She just hasn't mentioned that yet. Please let there have been a gun.

I wonder if she's a drug gang member? I'm just asking questions.

it's just leftover from the other trip. She figured if she somehow got taken prisoner into that El Salvador prison she'd need all that cash to survive, she watched shawshank

my thoughts exactly! wtf

Who carries that much cash?

Right??!

Exactly

Blow is cash only and Nazi Barbie buys big bags!

So, the thief probably also got her personal phone with all her group Signal chats on it. They need to leak them online or in the media.

I want to see the selfies with her and Lewandowski. I hear they were very close friends.

Yes!

Sneak thief saves democracy! Film at 11.

😆

The head of Homeland Security losing her access badge, passport, and keys raises serious questions about personal security protocols at the highest levels. A missing DHS access badge is EXTREMELY alarming. #Massroots #SecurityLapse #DHS #CompetenceCheck #Priorities #NationalSecurity

This is the real issue. They mentioned the cash to distract that god known who now has access to god knows what. YET ANOTHER national security failure by this administration.

They should be able to cancel it.

I worked for the VA and I misplaced my badge briefly and it was a HUGE deal.

I wasn't being careless exactly, either. A disoriented patient thought he was falling and in his panic clawed at me while I was trying to gently ease him back into his wheelchair. He had apparently gotten my badge and it was in his bed. A nurse found it while I was getting yelled at by a supervisor

That was you, not her.

I don't even know what $3k in a wallet would look like 🤣😭 legit what kind of Scary Poppins bag is this?!

I wouldn’t know what $3000 would look like anyway, but what I want to know is why someone in a very serious position in the government is carrying all that cash and her federal badges in a purse in the first place?

Purebred dogs are expensive, never know when you’re gonna have to replace one

Yeah I wondered about that too

Good heavens, she wasn't lying about the 3k, was she?

Kristi Noem is Trump’s Dorit Kemsley. #IYKYK #RHOBH

Oops Too late!

My guess is Bribes.

I'm thinking she was heading to a hair appointment, and need that for her extensions

Odd.

What about a phone and a gun? Odd that the Head of Homeland Security can't keep her own purse secure. #ImpeachAndRemove

This is what happens when you hire idiots.

Doesn't she have a taxpayer-funded security detail to keep an eye out for such things?

they hate her too

Seems pretty easy to get close to her….

Just ask Lewandowski.

#1 reason to find the lie…

As if cameras aren’t everywhere. No one carries $3k, esp women.

$300 is believable; $3k is shady territory. You’d think the women of MAGA are all about crypto and digital payments given the regime’s finance ideas (or concepts of ideas).

And if the puppy killer doesn't have a taxpayer-funded government-issued credit card I'll eat my own Visa card.

No need. I read somewhere she’s having an affair and paying with cash which is kind of the only reason to have tons of cash. Not a good reason, but still. But it could be a nasty rumor idk

An affair could make sense for the paper trail hiding for non-state purposes. Regardless, nasty rumors for nasty people is just karma 🤷‍♀️

Oh true I’m not defending her. I just wanted to be clear bc I think we need to be accurate. Someone has to gaf about reality and they certainly don’t

Even $300 is a lot if cash to carry. Who tf carries more than around $50? $100 tops

What restaurant? And, why was she allowed to eat in a dc restaurant in peace? We 👏 can 👏 do 👏 better

Insurance grift

Or. A really convenient excuse for crazy things happening with that 'access card' being used nefariously.

Well, it takes a lot of drugs to keep that level of delusion going and last I knew they dealers didn't take checks or credit cards.

Bribe money to disappear someone?

It was her go bag.

DHS needs to haul her in for questioning.

$3,000/day in cash is the equivalent of $109,500 annual cash quid pro quo to Trump's secret office safe in exchange for Noem's appointment. Multiply that by the total number of people Trump appointed, given Trump's focus on making a personal profit from ALL his actions.

forgot a zero?

I stand corrected. Noem could be padding Trump's pocket with $1,095,000 and no one might be the wiser!

YAY!

She uses cash to pay for hotel rooms and dinner with her paramour, Corey Lewandowski so the charges won't show up on her credit or debit card statement. .

👍🏽 that’s the ticket

Don’t forget the blow~ you can use a prepaid burner-debit-card for all that… But you gotta have cash for the dope… they don’t take Visa.

I wouldn’t be surprised

That's all expensive, and he's also 5 bucks per hour

I totally forgot that she was fooling around with him. That would explain the cash since they probably don’t want anyone tracking their whereabouts. Still it was incredibly stupid to keep all that money on her.

Aren't we all just delighted that the one who can't secure her own stuff is in charge of national security?

Or to pay her therapist to help her analyze how she’s dating a douche.

Plausible, totally plausible

She is an idiot…or a Russian Asset… maybe both!

just some good old-fashioned family values (extramarital affair with a scumbag)

Side hustles?

I hear she is a hit woman for problem puppies.🐶

Just the person to protect the security of the nation.

Some things you can/ should only pay for in cash…….

A white dude jacked her shit. Ha ha. She must be feeling so confused and hurt right now. Her whole world collapsing… she can’t comprehend this.

And what compromising info went with the purse to a nefarious source?!

This story is weird af. Considering how many people absolutely hate this cruel hag, it seems strange she wouldn't have a security team.

Apparently Secret Service was there.

Sweet like justice, Karma is queen. Let's hope she makes her way to Florida! soon.

Just a hop, skip and a jump to El Salvador.

djt just paid her for her services

Just another day in Trump World.

Why was she taking her passport to dinner?

Apparently that's just chump change.

Well you know, not alot of places take cards or apple pay way out in.... Washington D.C.?

Clearly on her way to a dealer, what other reason could there be?

Well, I can think of one. Actually, two. Ick.

She sure plumps her lips up it’s gross

Payment for putting down a bunch of dogs perhaps ?

Anyone sociopathic enough to shoot & kill her own dog has no qualms about ANY other immoral, sociopathic act she thinks she can get away with. She's having so much fun spending MILLION$ of OUR tax-dollars constantly flying about the world for her cosplay photo-ops. Trump picks sociopaths on purpose.

Inept sociopaths. He wouldn't want to be outdone in his ineptitude.

This right here! Been saying it since the dark years, season 1. A players hire A players. B players hire C players.

In this case D hires F!

Totally!

Because he is one.

Sociopath pigs of a feather always hang together.

The supposed $3000 in unaccountable cash was likely just so the criminal Noem can get a bigger insurance pay-out?

My thoughts exactly!

I doubt insurance will pay that, but its likely to be a tax writeoff

Just wondering what penalty would be imposed on a junior DHS staffer who lost their access badge and passport. And the tough questions the person would get about carrying around 3 k in cash.

If she's on the clock, gov. might have to pay.

Literally, just had this as a second thought. All they do is lie.

Psychopaths, sociopaths, malignant narcissists ALWAYS will get away with as much as they think they're able without facing consequences; no matter how immoral, destructive to any others. The reason narcissist Trump picks psychopaths/sociopaths for his cabinet though is so they're onboard with crime.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 I wish I could like this more than once!! I don’t think we have enough awareness of how the disordered work, as a society.

Cash was in a brown envelope. Form your own opinion

“Leave the money on the dresser”

Huh? She gives it away to Corey Lewandowski for free!

True that.

/S I feel so secure! /S

Insurance doesn't pay for facial fillers so the $3k was going to pay for the mother of all filler treatments to bring that face back up to unnatural..😵‍💫

Not "back up to"!💀🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for getting it 😉

At ease, kitty cat 😂

"The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash." She was paying cash to treat her family? No credit cards? Funny the thief is a white male. Gee, not a Black or Latino person they villainize

Medications… can’t wait for that to hit the BlueSky

She pays cash to hide her business... so if she's in the habit of hiding her business when spoiling her family, imagine what else she's hiding (investment wise).

“Blank checks” I haven’t written a check in years, let alone carried my checkbook with me. I’m not even sure I have checks left. But Noem had blank checks and $3k in cash? Doubtful.

I’m as old as the hills and I write a check to my hairdresser. I write one to our local small Thai restaurant because she prefers checks so they don’t have to pay the credit card fee. That’s it. Anyplace else I use a credit card.

I wrote two checks this morning, so we're still around.

Besides, do you carry blank checks around with you when you go out to dinner?

I write checks too, for rent and bills, however no, I don’t carry my checkbook around, it’s in a drawer.

I carried my checkbook in my purse in the '90s because I wrote checks for most things, bills and groceries. My Mom always carried a couple blank checks in her wallet. Noem's in her 50s, might just be old-fashioned. I find the $3,000 cash she was carrying around more interesting.

I'm 58. I don't even know where my checkbook is. Everything is online.

I use debit and credit cards but if you mean online banking, I don't use or trust it. So many "secure" businesses and governments & their agencies, hospitals, etc. have been hacked or taken over by malware/ransomware. My city got hacked. Hackers could transfer your bank funds to their own accounts.

So, you don’t have a bank account?

Who, me? Of course I do. That's what I was referring to with online banking. You access your bank account online, but if your computer or phone get hacked, thieves can get into your bank account and clean you out, transferring your money overseas. My bank kept asking me if I wanted to set up ... 1/

About six years ago I ran out of checks. I ordered more, minimum was 200. I’ve used two or three since. They’ll probably be mostly leftover after I die.

I am in my 50s. I stopped carrying my checkbook with me nearly a decade ago.

Two checks?!?! I’m not buying it, unless you’re talking about business checks.

I occasionally write checks, too. There's a couple tiny businesses in my area that don't take credit cards but do take local checks. A lot of small businesses don't like when customers pay by credit card bc the company charges them a fee per transaction. My plumber gives a discount for check or cash

We get $2 off for paying cash/check at our local buffet restaurant. It all adds up.

Okay. You’re in the one percent of people who do that. 🏆

Paid my electric and phone bills. My daughter carries her checkbook in her purse at all times.

Heh, okay. 🙄

sooooo ... ... ... she has no ID? ... she's currently unable to prove her citizenship? ... where the break-your-windshield strip-search-tourists "ICE" guys at??

Such a shame....she is such a good puppy murderer!

Let’s be serious. It’s clear she’s lying. It was probably $300. It’s like that time you file an insurance claim that your $300 computer was worth 3k. Not knowing it was a serious crime. It happens. I’m sure she’d do it.

Well she did do that ‘I’m on Meth’ ad campaign a few years ago so…..

Oh come on. She had $8 but of course is saying there was $3k in it so we start a go fund me or something. Not gonna happen. Pull yourself up by the bootstraps Kristi.

Or she "rounded up" her cash for insurance fraud.

This is also assuming she can count and didn’t have three dollars but is a thousand times dumber than when thought.

That's just DOGE math, $3 = $3000, right?!

?

Nvm🙄

Definitely!

That is a good question. Taking bribes?

Who carries any cash anymore? I cannot think of any legal reason to do so nowadays, and 3 grand? Can anyone say 8 balls?

I carry cash to buy food (at street vendors or drive-throughs) and to tip with. And out of habit. $3000 is a weird amount, though. Way too much for any conceivable casual use, not enough to be a meaningful bribe. But on the other hand we only have her word it was $3000.

Buying drugs?

I have no idea how drugs are purchased, officer. (really, though, I don't).

Yea, I'm a boomer/X cusp, no cop would believe that . . .

Yeah, I've never purchased drugs either.

My guess is still escort

There will be a record of Noem's withdrawal. There won't be a record of her cash spending up until the time she said her purse was stolen. If she says the purse was stolen before she could spend, that is at odds with her intention to use cash for all kinds of everything.

I don't know what sort of record there will be. I don't think you can get $3000 out of an ATM (isn't there a limit?), and I don't know where the cash came from. Although if she's talking about it, it probably either wasn't super shady, or else she's come up with a remotely plausible explanation.

or she is daft enough to complain about her bribe being stolen, I have see people get arrested for complaing their drugs were stolen . . .

If Noem took $3,000 from her bank account , the bank will record her account going down by $3,000. It's the only part of the money trail that can be verified in this story.

you know, it could be a bribe . . .

The idea a bribe for the head of DHS would be just a couple grand seems silly.

does not mean it was 3 grand, only that she said it was, and she could have spent some as well

You’ve convinced me, it was a bribe

You know, she doesn't have to be the one receiving it.

She's kinda cheap

She wrote about shooting her dog in a pit. She has a filter problem.

She has severe mental health issues.

On the other hand, Noem is loyal to Trump.

Isn't that more of an "and" rather than an "or" 😉

People would definitely remember a woman buying things with a bunch of cash in this day and age. If the admin wanted to investigate it they could.

Maximum amount her insurance will replace if carried outside the home?

Was probably in a briefcase 😂

strip club maybe?

Well thats one I had not thought of . . .lol, kind of revolting just thinking about it, the poor strippers🤢

Eight ball costs 3 grand now? Fucking inflation.

No idea what it is today, or how many she might have been after, but they cut the yeyo with fucking fentanyl now, like WTF?

someone paid her cash for assassinating a puppy i bet

Exactly my question.

Looking forward to something interesting coming out about that.

Probably just received a bribe at dinner. You know bribes are paid in cash.

Oh! I think you might have hit on it. No one carries that amount of cash on to their bag.

This is the correct answer. Must be a nice DHS contract available.

I thought everyone carried around $3K on them….

I did but lost it.

Shhhh

$3k is way too low a bribe for someone in her position

Not if it’s done in installments. The rest after the job is done. 😊

sounds like she got paid for the night that just ended.

Just a down payment.

Ket!!

"Medications"

Cat is making me clam😌

Better or worse than adding an Atlantic reporter to your Signal chat sharing "attack plans"?

Not as bad but if it's a bribe or false for gov. Payout it's illegal. I'd hate to be the gov tech who asks her for a paper trail on her recent withdrawals.

That would be my question .. who carries that kind of cash ?

Seeing as she was spotted wearing an 80k watch recently, I bet that bag will bring a pretty penny at the pawn shop!

Hoes gotta eat, too... and they don't usually take credit cards.

Probably lying so she can claim it on her insurance is my guess.

Do people mule TO Ecuador?

Bribe money?

She has to be able to score botox all day long or she'll deflate.

Sorry, wrong official (that's MTG, not Noem). 🙂

Interchangeable nitwits.

Maybe it is a setup so a Russian can run off with classified information, and oh, here's a tip for your great work. I don't buy it with these Mara Largo plastic Barbie.

Where are we going and why are we in this handbag?

I honk she was looking to buy

I wonder how much cocaine is an accountant for.

Why is she carrying her passport? Why wouldn’t it be left in safe or at home?

You never know when you'll need to hop a flight to El Salvador for a macho photo-op.

Avoid any paper trail.

I don’t even have any cash 💰

I can’t carry cash either ever since some orange guy in a cheap suit stole it from me.

Time for new hair extensions, as she is Halloween Hat Barbie. Needs to keep all those hats fresh.

She probably stole it from the innocent people she's been rounding up. Jk jk... maybe.

She’s a walking security breach 😡 “The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash. …Secret S has launched an investigation to trace any use of Noem’s financial instruments, the person added.”

Wonder what sort of “medication” Noem’s carrying around in her purse? 🤔 Was her purse hanging on the back of her chair? Everyone who’s in the know… knows better than that. FYI: basic precaution: purse 👜 does NOT hang behind you on your chair. At least, no weapon that we’ve heard about, yet.

She can’t even safeguard her handbag

Neither can the Secret Service.

Is her handbag the protectee?

If government phones & information is in it.

Reportedly a Homeland Security "bag" was in her purse. I imagine it's very important & relates to our nation's SECURITY.

If *she* is being protected one would assume that her belongings are also being watched. After all, what is stopping someone from slipping an explosive or listening device into her handbag?

She’s a cheap ho. Probably a “big payoff” bribe.

Those corrupt border agents throwing people into El Salvadoran gulags don't bribe themselves.

I suppose we have to take her word for it that the bag had any cash at all in it.

She is hoping her insurance company will.

Wad the cash proceeds of a crime? Maybe she should be forced to explain it. Hopefully she didn't have her personal cell phone in the purse with unsecured Signal chats....

Wow, so much for “security”!

Someone has to buy Elon his Special K.

BBL, touché 🎯

Just pocket change for her. The person that took it was hoping that the Rolex she's been sporting was going to be in there.

Everyone has this question

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

Im all for empowering women..but seriously what a dumb bitch couldnt have happened to a nicer person...dog killer

Or accepting bribes....?

Beautiful One xoxo 😘

You are quite welcome!

I have been carrying the same (5) $20 bills in my wallet for 2 years.

Hmmm. Maybe that wasn't a "theft"?

Did she lose her burner phone with signal chat?

nah shes a buyer

Did she really HAVE $3000 cash, or is she just trying to get our govt to reimburse her for it …?

Good one. I only thought of the Spiro Agnew bribes. That's more likely the cheating/puppy and goat killing ....

My thoughts exactly.

coke diet?

Because she wanted it stolen! She shouldn't carry money around like a drug dealer if she doesn't want it stolen. I'm surprised ICE didn't lock her up.

Probably just picked up a bribe. Filling in for Mendoza.

She needed to buy something on her way home. Not sure if it was eggs or elections.

Eggs are white , she wishes elections were white but that wasn't what she was trying to buy that was white. She wanted to do a little line, say " truly She is Risen" to no one in particular

Maybe it was a protection payment from the ASPCA.

Succor Itty Noem Hand Puppy Snuff Incorporated revenue, magª got a travailing wailing traveling pun for hire.

I don't know whether this should be filed under: 'didn't actually happen.' or 'who cares?' Seems an awful lot like playing the Victim card to draw heat away from ICE and DHS

I'm putting it under 'write your own punch line;'.

cheap trick(s) is more than just a band...

Aren't bribes usually cash?

Also drugs.

President Trump has asked Kristy if she could do something less harmful like shooting puppies.

Garden Gnome was more likely about to buy drugs.

These people are weird. How can one think that these people in any form best represent us?

Dangerously inept

Probably on her way to get more lilies after lunch

WH pharmacy must be suffering a supply problem causing - omg - inflation.

Did she REALLY have $3k in cash or is she ripping off her insurance carrier.

Buying black market Botox!

The fact that she has secret service protection and was robbed is questionable within itself. 🧐

Yeah, it shows how they feel about her.

Just turned a trick at the dog shelter

Yes, 911? I need to report a murder... ☠️ 😂

That idiot can’t even keep her purse safe, how is she going to secure “borders”? 🤣😆🙃🤪

Civic forfeiture (sort of like civil forfeiture, but the people take it, not the cops)

Was it her fee for her cosplay appearance?

Lmmfao....awww cool story bro. Why does one walk around with $3,000.00 cash

It'll be this tomorrow.

LOL you are so right! 🤪

We should look for tattoos. I’ll be she has a “tramp stamp” that could be linked to MS-13z

It's the entire MS-13 roster Big George slept here Ronaldo slept here Izzy slept here ....

A tramp stamp or a trump stamp or a trump stain?

Hahahaha, they are all the same.

Her access pass was in that bag, too, which could be yet another breach of security protocols.

Seems like someone knew she had that much money in her purse. Who was she with? A lobbyist??

🤔

To pay for her face fillers? Hair extensions?

Gag economy earnings?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH SO FUCKING FUNNY

Bribes?

Don’t be ridiculous. She was buying them.

Small bribes. Or Bribe leftovers. Or Deposit on her next costume.

Buying drugs

Probably keeping bail money on hand. She's going to be prosecuted along with all the rest of this criminal administration.

Also 15 MilkBones.

She does that kind of crap. She got in trouble for ("potentially") misusing state funds when she was governor of SD, so being weird with money now doesn't surprise me at all.

Jesus! If she can’t even keep her bag safe there’s not much hope for the rest of America.

Maybe she’ll go digging through her trunk to find an outfit to cosplay a detective, put herself on the case. I can see it now, posing for a photo op with a magnifying glass, Sherlock garb, and unnecessary extensions 🙄

The theme song from Inspector Gadget is now playing on an endless loop in my head.

Out of the petty cash tin? Lunch money? Kwik snort cash?

A girl’s gotta have her just in case money I guess

We're a long way from 50 bucks for cab fees.

I don't believe a damned thing that woman says--She's always making sh-- up in attempt to remain relevant, to play victim. This woman is straight scum.

So glad it was a white male and caught on camera. Otherwise I think it was all staged to further the fascist agenda.

Pimp? Hustler? Poker Game? Bingo? Street Hustle?

She couldn't even secure her purse.

Turning tricks pays well when you're sec DHS. 30 minutes of work = $3,000.

Remember the brouhaha about Willis?

It couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

probably just a generous tipper?

Did she check the Cecot prison cell. Perhaps she left it behind after her photo shoot there. Or one of the Venezuelan gang members picked her pockets while her back was up against the bars?

Probably looking to buy some type of drugs for killing her next doggie that gets out of hand and doesn’t follow her commands. She can’t use her previous gunshot tactics because she’s famous now and… “They’ll let you get away with it if you’re famous” 🐶

One way to get out of paying. Besides a drug dealer who walks around with 3 grand in cash?

and why would they write an article fessing up to it?

Collecting bribes for Bondi

Drug money.

Might have been 'date' money. She is kind of high end.

Maybe she just got a kickback, or she just had a shortfall and figured we could cover it.

She’s obviously MS-13.

Check her knuckles…

As a compositor, this is hilarious. That font isn’t even Helvetica, it’s Arial medium, the first one alphabetically that comes with your system. That’s how lazy they are. The color and blur do not match. No gang uses this font for knuckle tattoos. They think everyone is dumb.

Time to fill out the SAR

Top advice always given to people when they travel, are out on the town...don't carry large amts of cash! Unless, of course, you are engaging with people who...only deal in cash??

She’s probably more concerned she lost her favourite crack pipe

The way it looks on my computer makes it seem like the authors stole the money xD "in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant By Josh Campbell and Kit Maher "

Hair extensions. Street price is cheaper. Makes her look more like a hooker in camouflage, too.

She needed black market hair extensions.

One has to wonder.

Wagers on dog fights?

emergency dog body disposal money

Hooker stroll?? HEHEHEH

uh, sure noem, $3k right?

Yeah. They say it was to pay for dinner, but one wonders why she wasn’t just using a credit card for that.

Because cash isn’t as easy to trace to the source: taxpayers

It’s easy to trace if one looks for withdrawals. Remember what the right did to discredit that GA DAs habit of carrying cash. Fair is fair here.

Not saying it couldn’t be traced, just saying Homeland Security Barbie is exactly the type to withdraw $3,000 from petty cash for “misc expenses” and figure none will be the wiser

You can’t get that kind of money out of government petty cash. In fact, I don’t even think there is petty cash available anymore. Based on how my gov clients had to operate, they had to front any cash or credit outlays themselves and be reimbursed later.

Illinois Ex Gov George Ryan didnt have a checking account: he paid for everything in cash--cash he received from his Licenses for Cash scheme (that killed those 6 Willis kids) Blew my mind that Ryan didnt have a bank acct b/c he always had envelopes of cash to pay everything.

Fine, can we at least agree she sucks?

Sure. I’m just saying that if she’s on the take, which I’m thinking she is, that she’s much more likely “finding” envelopes of cash that come from outside government.

Not sure what that means.

It means good point

Why, pray tell, was Noem carrying 3,000 cash? Gonna buy a dog?

Some people pay for eggs in cash.

Prolly just buying more hair.

I heard on the news hair extensions are going up in price because of Trump’s tariff mess.

You never know when you might wanna buy something (and prices are going up on *everything*, whew!)

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $200 Alex.

Lol

quick question: why was noem carrying $3,000 in cash? was she just out selling drugs or something? --- Very dodgy ! Probably something that she did not want traced.

As said above, she was picking up her backdated Russian wages

Buying Adderall for the boss.

It was her payoff for human trafficking.