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DoomerHermit @doomerhermit.bsky.social

Who carries any cash anymore? I cannot think of any legal reason to do so nowadays, and 3 grand? Can anyone say 8 balls?

apr 21, 2025, 4:58 pm • 44 2

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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social

I carry cash to buy food (at street vendors or drive-throughs) and to tip with. And out of habit. $3000 is a weird amount, though. Way too much for any conceivable casual use, not enough to be a meaningful bribe. But on the other hand we only have her word it was $3000.

apr 21, 2025, 6:43 pm • 19 0 • view
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John @johnlk.bsky.social

Buying drugs?

apr 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 7 0 • view
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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social

I have no idea how drugs are purchased, officer. (really, though, I don't).

apr 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 9 0 • view
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DoomerHermit @doomerhermit.bsky.social

Yea, I'm a boomer/X cusp, no cop would believe that . . .

apr 21, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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John @johnlk.bsky.social

Yeah, I've never purchased drugs either.

apr 21, 2025, 9:40 pm • 5 0 • view
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the only verified Shawn Connolly accept no substitutions @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social

My guess is still escort

apr 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nich Hills @nichhills.bsky.social

There will be a record of Noem's withdrawal. There won't be a record of her cash spending up until the time she said her purse was stolen. If she says the purse was stolen before she could spend, that is at odds with her intention to use cash for all kinds of everything.

apr 21, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social

I don't know what sort of record there will be. I don't think you can get $3000 out of an ATM (isn't there a limit?), and I don't know where the cash came from. Although if she's talking about it, it probably either wasn't super shady, or else she's come up with a remotely plausible explanation.

apr 21, 2025, 7:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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DoomerHermit @doomerhermit.bsky.social

or she is daft enough to complain about her bribe being stolen, I have see people get arrested for complaing their drugs were stolen . . .

apr 21, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nich Hills @nichhills.bsky.social

If Noem took $3,000 from her bank account , the bank will record her account going down by $3,000. It's the only part of the money trail that can be verified in this story.

apr 21, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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DoomerHermit @doomerhermit.bsky.social

you know, it could be a bribe . . .

apr 21, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social

The idea a bribe for the head of DHS would be just a couple grand seems silly.

apr 21, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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DoomerHermit @doomerhermit.bsky.social

does not mean it was 3 grand, only that she said it was, and she could have spent some as well

apr 21, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish

You’ve convinced me, it was a bribe

apr 21, 2025, 8:23 pm • 10 0 • view
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Farce Majeure @vathpela.uncooperative.org

You know, she doesn't have to be the one receiving it.

apr 21, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Huh… @capitalistfool.bsky.social

She's kinda cheap

apr 21, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cape May Dave - proud vermin @capemaydave.bsky.social

She wrote about shooting her dog in a pit. She has a filter problem.

apr 21, 2025, 7:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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TxCatDaddy @txcatdaddy.bsky.social

She has severe mental health issues.

apr 21, 2025, 7:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nich Hills @nichhills.bsky.social

On the other hand, Noem is loyal to Trump.

apr 21, 2025, 7:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cape May Dave - proud vermin @capemaydave.bsky.social

Isn't that more of an "and" rather than an "or" 😉

apr 21, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jo_clever_ke @insidejoke.bsky.social

People would definitely remember a woman buying things with a bunch of cash in this day and age. If the admin wanted to investigate it they could.

apr 21, 2025, 7:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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phoenicopter7.bsky.social @phoenicopter7.bsky.social

Maximum amount her insurance will replace if carried outside the home?

apr 21, 2025, 7:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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BCdreams 🇨🇦 💪 @xrefugee23.bsky.social

Was probably in a briefcase 😂

apr 21, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rowan Cardosa @rowanberry333.bsky.social

strip club maybe?

apr 21, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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DoomerHermit @doomerhermit.bsky.social

Well thats one I had not thought of . . .lol, kind of revolting just thinking about it, the poor strippers🤢

apr 21, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com

Eight ball costs 3 grand now? Fucking inflation.

apr 21, 2025, 5:31 pm • 19 1 • view
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DoomerHermit @doomerhermit.bsky.social

No idea what it is today, or how many she might have been after, but they cut the yeyo with fucking fentanyl now, like WTF?

apr 21, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view