I think what's left of that "party" will tear itself to pieces.

He'll never get away with a tenth of what Trump can. DeSantis learned this. There's only one Cult Daddy.

Yeah I agree. The deep problems remain in society and politics but the wheels come off the MAGA wagon if this happens.

You’re 100% right. MAGAs will not accept anybody as their daddy but Trump.

MAGA isn't going to take to his "not-white"* spouse either. *Vance's own words

He just makes one’s skin crawl, doesn’t he? Transparently empty suit.

My hope is it all comes tumbling down after he passes. Hegseth, Noem, Gabbard, and RFK Jr will be the first ones out the door.

And Vance has the charisma of a dead skunk.

Honestly, I’d be hard pressed to guess if there would be more knives in his back from the R caucus than in his front from the Dems. My money would probably be in the back

Yep. Every R rising star hiding will hit the ground running.

Well he certainly takes vacations like a Rep. President!

Fingers crossed behind his back. No way he will be able to contain/control maga. They do not trust him with his brown-skinned wife and kids. maga will implode.

Speed the day.

Pretty sure everyone is ready to troll him with that fat baby head meme when it happens, too Gonna be plastered over those ugly ass dictator drapes in DC on day one, for sure

What "on-the-job training?" He's been vacationing for the last 7 months.

This is a shitty soap opera

Make it so JD, you ridiculous cartoon. The sooner the better. You don't have what it takes to fill the orange slob's fandumb.

With a smug grin..

So, when does the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025 boys take Trump out, so they can install their puppet in office?

Use government power to enrich you and your family. Check. Remove bureaucrats and replace them with loyal lackeys. Check. Use the military to form a police state answerable only to you. Check. Create election systems that insure lifetime rule. Double check.

My “President Trump is in perfect health” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

And he got that "on the job training" by taking seven vacation trips? Also he gets an Incomplete for not spending the requisite time on the golf course.

Oh, he’s thirsty. Very, very thirsty 😂 especially for someone who hasn’t done much besides be Chief White House Troll 🙄

📌

Hence the Make-a-Wish Cabinet meeting for the special boy, I guess.

Scary to think he might be president! He's spineless, as racist as Trump with the personality of sheetrock!

I feel it's pretty likely he let a tense slip at some point.

It says right in the constitution (paragraph 4 I think, and I quote); "200 days ought to be enough training".

That is the plan. All you have to do is listen to the ultimate technoligarchy sycophant, Joe Rogan, turning on the tub of orange slug. They intend to slip him into the dictatorship prior to 2028 and cancel the elections.

I guess he means the skill of taking 8 vacays in 200 days

The only question is: if Vance takes over, will he be a more competent authoritarian and therefore crush dissent?

He’ll crush a couch. That’s about it.

There’s no version of Trump kicking the bucket that wouldn’t result in the internet exploding with conspiracy talk. He could fall down the AF1 steps in front of cameras and they’d be analyzing the staircase like the steel girders in the World Trade Center.

He better stay away from open windows!

But Kamala’s preparedness after four years as VP was questioned

This low grade infighting between Trump and Vance needs more attention. After Vance’s hopeless trip to Greenland he’s been sidelined and reduced to doing Steve Miller’s wife’s podcast, but he always finds time to throw shade at Trump.

Its a soft launch PR move

At least he acknowledges the last 200 days have been a terrible tragedy

MORON!!

And Trump knows it.🤔

Sounds like Trump might want to start keeping one eye over his shoulder, sleeping with one eye open, and maybe think about getting a food taster. He should make that food taster Jethro D Vance. Two birds with one stone?

Vance is a toadie ass posting addict, he’s the only person in there more allergic to work than Trump

Bongino is offended that you didn't include him!

Bongino used to right wing podcast hustle to sell supplements which yeah isnt HARD work but like lol vance just gets an allowance from rich people to toe the line while not being 70 year old

he got deep experience vacationing waiting for the moron to kick the bucket. What “experience” was he referring to if not that?

Very possibly wishful thinking, but this makes me think Trump’s health problems are worse than we know if Vance is already laying the groundwork for his succession.

The real problem is Thiel. He’s fucking insane.

The hard part is that the bar for him would be low enough that he could clear it lying down and STILL be awful.

Lots of training in taking vacations and gaslighting

One of these

This talk has been really hyped up in the last week or so. They obviously know something.

He’s not strong enough to be a cult leader.

He has no juice and maga is not going to rally around this one.

He wasn't put in for MAGAS. He's there to create a theocracy and enslave women and minorities. MAGA will be in a state of shock and mourning, so they'll be easy to roll over. WE have to make it difficult. Because if we don't, we'll end up in a concentration camp.

Those 8 vacations and raising the river water should be good practice.

Why? He’s proven himself to be just as weak and ineffectual as every other maga rag.

It must be around the corner.

Ugh he’s just as bad

He has learned to lie, offend, be rude, and to vacation.

Does he mean "on vacation" training? All he does is take vacations and kiss ass

So we're definitely going to blame Vance if Trump dies in office right? Like we can all agree to start that conspiracy theory?

Irresponsible not to!

Hey, doesn't that mean that Kamala Harris must have been totally qualified?

Yeah, with these guys it is super useful to know how to really do a magical vacation because they is all they fucking do while in office.

Can't wait to see how Bowen Yang delivers it 😂

‘on the job training’?? I guess vacationing as much as decaying donnie golfs is the job

And, later, a huge wank. “I’m a big boy. I’m a big boy!”

Or clutched his imaginary pearls in an exaggerated manner

A "terrible tragedy" like the one Laura Ingraham is already blaming on the Newsom tweets?

“Today, I am very proud—hugely proud—to announce the most magnificent site for the greatest mausoleum in history. People have never seen anything like it, believe me. It’s going to be bigger, more beautiful, and far more successful than any mausoleum ever built, anywhere in the world."

"We looked at many sites, the best sites, and this one… this one is the winner, by far. We're gonna move this low energy MLK statue out of the way, to the yard of my new for-profit prison at the magnificent Trump National Golf Club. Groundbreaking soon – stay tuned! ETERNAL CLASS, PEOPLE!"

"Everybody wants to be part of it. Architects, designers—they’re all calling me. They want in. Because when it’s done, people are going to say: there has never been anything like this before. Not even close. Timeless, historic, and truly ICONIC, like me.”

"Other mausoleums are small, sad! This will be world-class, the absolute BEST. A statement of exactly what AMERICA means now. It will honor greatness. It will celebrate strength. And it will last forever. MAKE MAUSOLEUMS GREAT AGAIN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

Air quotes God forbid

I'm sure his 'thoughts and prayers' in private are quite the opposite. 😉

Hasn't he been on vacation this whole time?

I seriously doubt that there is a single person on this planet, with the POSSIBLE exception of Donald Trump, that would describe Trump’s death as a terrible tragedy. Certainly not that insufferable suck up Vance, and even the Donald seems like a close call.

As much as I hate *Rump, I can't imagine the VP will be any better.

Thinks he's ready to put on the boys' diaper

He's not even ready for an egg and spoon race on junior school sports day

Agreed. He can’t wait to be president. I suspect Vance would smother Trump with his own pillow if he thought he could get away with it.

if god-forbid {knocked wood} something happened

Oh. They are planning for it.

Minus the 8 vacations...

I mean... He did kill the pope...

Will he change his name again?

Thinking of JD Vance getting news of Trump’s health like Selina Meyer hearing the President was planning on resigning.

*negotiating the future of the dictatorship with Stephen Miller* The Elon Thing, whatever happened there

Somewhere out there, there's an underwear clad Alan mid-massage, ready to rep this would-be Claus von Bülow 2.0.

He's practicing his solemn, sorrowful face in front of the mirror now. Then his determined "we will go forth" face.

Isn't this the kind of talk that got Himmler in trouble? Vance better be careful before Trump ends up throwing a tantrum in his Fuhrerbunker about how he's been betrayed.

The fucker served 2 years of a 6 year Senate gig. That's the full extent of his goddam experience as a politician.

Comrade Russian/Putin Asset. Manchurian Candidate Vance. He’s planning something 🤔 He is an idiot who’s playing dress up as VP. He is the enemy from within. He’s a traitor who serves Russia. JV is a sick, disturbed vile NAZI scum & trump sock puppet. He will see no mercy & face retribution soon!

Vance certainly understands the importance of frequent vacations for maximum readiness in case the hamburgers finally claim the dear leader.

#JimmyDonuts lacks his boss’s weird cult-leader charisma. Fortunately for us.

This shlubby pantload thinks 200 days of mostly going on vacation and attending meetings where everyone has to spend 4 hours praising the Toddler is great on-the-job training? Of course he does. How like all the other doughy white men with mediocre achievements and room-temperature IQs.

Peter Theil is not our friend

If Trump does experience a timely demise, the first suspect should be this flamboyant vacationer and lifelong climber, JV.

Many white collar jobs don't allow for promotions within the first year of employment. Once again failing up for mediocre, heterosexual, white men. But DEI was the problem all along.

I bet that loser winks with two eyes

Imagine being married to this person…

I prefer women, or at least a person with a spine. 🤢

The Pope was in his mind’s eye.

About ten luxury vacations!?????

Yes. His training was thorough. Trump trained him to go on vacation almost every weekend.

this is strong evidence that Trump will be dead within 6 months

Stating "strong evidence" while not offering any evidence at all. Well played, sir.

Lighten up, Francis.

Stay classy, 'brush.

There’s no way white Christians rule America, emirite?

Training that involves constant vacations?

Trump's toadies will love working with this dude, he's controllable in a way Trump is not.

The “on-the-job” training he’s gotten is in how to take innumerable vacations on the taxpayer’s dime whilst performing absolutely no labor. Meanwhile many American’s get no PTO, meager PTO compared to our peer nations, or cannot afford to go on vacation. All while JD jet sets around the globe.

He’s so transparent.

Vance of course would be able to continue the agenda of this thing that doesn't have a lot of nice words for it, in that office? to his own ostensible term limit ... in rendering that office down for parts and publicity, hmmm. This psyop they're pulling on the US, isn't it?

Thiel:

OK, so I wasn't the only one who heard it as "well, you know, god forbid".

I never realized that vacation and lying make one ready for the presidency.

Such an extremely odd thing to say. This guy is such a weird dude...

He’s been ready since the VP offer.

Omg 🤣

Epstein Island?

Right? Does he mean like the terrible tragedy of his Pope visit? vp Vance:

MAGA would not be happy with a Brown First Lady

"Nice place you've got here. Looks flammable. Shame if anything happened to it" -energy

In mine he also says "wink" in a silly high-pitched voice while pointing at his winking eye.

I take this as (tinfoil) evidence that trump is indeed dying and/or in the throws of dementia-induced decline, because there's no way vance would verbalize this if he thought trump would hear it/be told

OMG he's a foul ghoul.

A foul ghoul with no soul even

Not that I’d shed a single tear, but how does dumb ass think he’s prepared? All he’s done is taken multiple vacations and tried to humiliate Zelenskyy. He’s a joke.

Guy’s been on vacation for most of those days.

The interview equivalent of "I left you all the clues Mr. Police Man"

The only reason why I never Trumper Vance took the job was because he had a good look at sick old Trump and decided he’s ready for the urn.

Vance got a tutorial as to what not to fucking do. Hope he understood... not likely...

He's been on vacation for about half of those days, so whatever training he's gotten is minimal.

So he will spend his presidency on vacation?

Popcorn.

"If, god forbid, one of his physicians were to make a mistake with medication or if, god forbid, the steps to Air Force One were to be covered with grease or if, god forbid, the ancient wiring in the White House led to a freak electrocution of if, god forbid the shears used by the groundskeeper ..."

You forgot "If, god forbid, someone were to leave the door to the White House roof open ... "

I think they tried but it didn’t work.

IF gawdforbid, the makers of Adderall were to have a bad batch slip through QA

If, god forbid, he developed an anaphylactic reaction to the orange makeup….

🤣🤣🤣

They ALWAYS project so the rumors must be true. He must have a fatal illness.

Giving MAGA conspiracists plenty of material to obsess over in the event, while giving the nod to his own techno cultist cadre. Doesn't seem great. They ever track down all those Zizians?

he wants it sooo bad, to be more than Peter Thiel’s man on the inside. it’s just too bad that nobody likes him except Peter Thiel.

It seems as though he's plotting Trump's demise. They're all backstabbers.

He's already picked out his favorite couches for the Oval.

Vance didn't voice his racist views before joining DonOld. Now it's safe to let it out there for all to see. He's an opportunist racist.

JD about to get fired

So can we expect Alex Jones and his ilk to say JD conspired to make Trump ill...or nah?

This is how we get rid of Vance. Sounds pre-meditated to me!

Foreshadowing?

FOR a length of time such as 200 regular days, we can calculate the equivalent "GOP days". Simply multiply the regular day number by 1, and subtract that number from your days spent sane.

You know had OTJ training? VP Harris

l'm just certain that the Speaker and some of the most rabid conservatives already have plenty of dirt on him and JD will be waved off before he can take the oath. When 47 dies Vought, Miller, guys I've never even heard of are poised to rush in and declare themselves president... or maybe Putin.

Vance: "I have been on vacation more these 200 days than ever before. I am ready to fill Trump's shoes!"

Tanned rested and ready

He's very excited to blow all their hard work straight to hell, as he has the charisma of a black hole.

He killed Pope Francis. Maybe that was his warm up act.

That was the test run.

How many of those days was he on vacation?

I would be amplifying this stuff so much that if something happens, MAGAWORLD will go crazy with conspiracy theories. Keep hammering wedges into every crack of that coalition.

he cannot fucking wait; absolutely chomping at the bit

Yeah right, Trump might want to make Vance walk ahead of him particularly on stairs.

He is going to get eaten alive.

What is the reason to say this out loud. He’s the Vice President, if this is a meritocracy why would we think he wasn’t ready. Their ideology is such a dumb slippery slope it’s annoying. In other words thanks for letting us know he is gonna die soon ✌🏽

"is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle towards my hand?"

The cat and dog eater.

Well that's reassuring. ...

These are super duper weird stories to be pitching. Literally I've never seen this in any prior presidency.

ironic that voters on both sides of the aisle decided harris had no qualitative experience after 4 years as vp…

Oh, Trump's definitely dying.

Did anyone else see the horns 😈?

Five vacation trips in eight months looks really good on a resume.

The last 200 days of vacationing and speaking out his a**

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ua...

Would it be morally wrong to keep telling the MAGAts that Vance is slowly poisoning Trump?

No. Especially since it could be true.

Vance has big "arsenic in the diet cokes" energy.

Who cares? Trump dies the nightmares over. No one is doing fascism for Vance.

If JD Vance met three witches on a Heath that man would be having bloody hand dreams in a matter of hours.

I’m guessing they’ve had about the same ridiculous amount of vacation days, so yup, he’s ready

Pretty sure he became aroused as well. Sad thing is we will never know if it was the prospect of being potus or the couch in the corner.

Oh yah those 8 vacations were really informative

He’s got the frequent vacations down anyway

Clearly, he sees his job as the vacationer-in-chief.

Fat fuck.

I get the feeling reading that, that Baby Oil there salivates every time he sees the bruises on Trump’s hands.

Weakling. He won’t last a week with any real authority. The professional political sharks will smell his blood and have him for lunch. America will learn to hate Vance with a passion.

eight vacations - how many days is that out of 200?

Trump is so cooked

Huge wink right at Peter Thiel.

he uses "god forbid" a lot as a rhetorical crutch, it's very strange

Like why would that be an interview he’d give

watching him crash and burn will be delightful

Oh please, Jingus Dingus Vance, please tell me you’re about to move on Dear Leader. The best possible outcome for America and the world is you bringing this administration crashing down and lose the support of his cult following before the P25 plan for perpetual corporate theocracy is locked in.

GOD FN HELP US!!!!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

If JD Vance stops going on vacations, we'll know the end is near for Trump.

It’s actually a pretty strange thing for a vice president to say to the media 🤔

Exactly! I can't imagine his boss is going to be happy about this. Might make his blood pressure go up

Can you IMAGINE Kamala Harris giving an interview like this, say, last week of June 2024?

Thought the exact thing- the media would have hopped right on that wouldn’t they?

It would be a front page scandal on every news outlet for like two weeks at least and she would be asked about it every debate.

The Democratic Party would have either been forced to stick with Biden just to save face, or would have gone around Harris to put literally anyone else on the ticket after Biden walked. They'd have been so stuck on the optics of it all they'd have put Andrew Yang in that shit.

Or Spiro Agnew, for that matter?

LBJ 😬

The terrible tragedy of the last 200 days has prepared him

Only 200 days for a white man to learn the job but a black woman with 1,462 days of on the job training didn’t know it. Right JD?

8 vacation in 200 days is certainly good training to emulate Trump who vacations every weekend.

He's also *thrilled* about Trump's health.

The more they talk about this the more convinced I am he could go at any time of a heart attack.

I'm half convinced that this is the current policy approval process.

This was the plan all along.

And how has vacationing for over 6 months prepared him for the presidency?!

Measuring the drapes.

The emperor, may he live forever…

They insult our intelligence daily, hourly

Some of those vacations were hard work. Did you see him run at Disneyland? Whew

So how does he get rid of him? You know he can’t be happy about that statement!

"CIA if youre listening"

I don’t think multiple vacations counts as OJT anywhere except in this shit show of a regime.

James Donald Bowman, aka JD Vance, has big plans.

He meant , God Willing!

Has anyone seen Trump today? No way he lets Vance talk like this while he's still conscious...

FFS

What training? Isn't he always on vacation