FPV drone...

poisoning his bronzer.

All hail the big Mac. May you be covered in extra cheese, bacon and mayo. Maybe a little mad cow as well.

They have done nothing but fail us. They snitched on Luigi, they fail to give this particular man a heart attack. Come on, McDonald's! Be Best!

The way Republicans lie, though, they would just stand him up at a podium like Weekend at Bernie’s

Praying the Heart Attack Fairy makes a visit.

I'm still fairly convinced no one who helped him get elected expects him to live the whole term or wants him to & I suspect if he takes too long to croak, JD will make his move. Granted, I fear the next head MAGA man in charge who doesn't have dementia more than 45, actually.

Lets be real no one around Trump likes him. Except maybe Elon because he’s actually a freak

I’m hoping that JD won’t have the same pull. Not everyone can pull off being a cult leader. Fingers crossed Trump dies soon and republicans can use the excuse that they didn’t have a choice in supporting him.

I agree. If the orange turd is gone, who would have the same (🤢🤢) charisma to his stupid voters? I think MAGA would fade without his patsy in front. Vance has nothing going for him.

I think the foundation for political martyrdom has already been laid. MAGA would just need to soldier on in his name.

Covid spared that fucker when it took so many nice, decent people.

Y'all think he's gonna croak. His diet is bad but he doesn't drink or smoke.

Bad diet, excessive diet coke plus all the crap in his skin colouring and hair sculpture....can't be good.

One can hope

Yet he still has the energy to golf and hold rallies regularly. We underestimate how much his ego and narcissistism drives him

Good point. He appears very low energy without an audience.

I'm sure there's a "pharmaceutical" reason too.

Ya reckon ? 😉

Possibly yes he's pumped up with drugs but the MF shows up at these rallies and speaks for 1hr or more.

"Speak" is doing a lot of lifting there! One would hope a President would speak sense, not just lies and flights of fancy.

The gibberish would line up with drug use, too. The guy is tweaking on stage.

A bad diet is enough, but I'm more thinking of his age, his diet, AND his cognitive decline. He's rich and I'm sure that's bought him time but he's old as dirt and in poor health.

All I know is hes capable of holding these stupid MAGA rallies and bloviate for over an hour while standing. I never smoked a day in my life,I was a good athlete as well, I'm 63, I ate well and exercised, I have serious stomach problems & back pains. I couldn't stand for 10min at a podium

Actually, if you recall, he got majorly burnt out toward the end of the campaign. He canceled several events. He refused to release his medical records. All in saying... they chose a 40-year-old VP for a reason - for several reasons, I suspect

That fry oil and burger grease ain't no joke. Then again, a couple of stents will save him.

Yes… he has nothing more than a useful idiot and I’m sure in their eyes could go anytime now