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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social

a certain carthaginian general would like a word

jun 26, 2025, 12:31 pm • 145 20

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dunnersmads.bsky.social @dunnersmads.bsky.social

Trump can't pull up his own pants.

jun 26, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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69metsfan.bsky.social @69metsfan.bsky.social

I think the D-Day invasion was much more secretive and infinitely more complicated. But Pete’s frame of reference is a whiskey bottle and Trump’s ass.

jun 26, 2025, 12:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alex @alexnyr20.bsky.social

Hell, Obama and Seal Team Six would like a word

jun 26, 2025, 12:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nadja Cravensworth @nadjacravensworth.bsky.social

A success how? They missed everything they said they were targeting. I suppose it's an accidental bonus they didn't kill anyone.

jun 26, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Reneguard7 @reneguard7.bsky.social

Yeah, just like when he said to a certain congresswoman: “…you can only believe the written word if it comes from the Bible!” This administration is a fucking joke, and as I was told today by some Australian visitors, “This too shall pass.” God, please speed up the clock already. 🙏🏻

jun 26, 2025, 1:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Margaret Young @ilovelutefisk.bsky.social

🍑🎩

jun 26, 2025, 1:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dave LaFontaine @davelf.bsky.social

Great. Now you’ve added to my “thinking about Roman history“ daily quota.

jun 26, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Donna - RETIRED & soooo, pissed off! @m00dswing.bsky.social

In "olden days" didn't the military leader "fall on their sword"?

jun 26, 2025, 1:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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design3.bsky.social @design3.bsky.social

Yosemite Sam

jun 26, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Christopher Cooley @itsamecc.bsky.social

The likes of which have never been seen.

jun 26, 2025, 1:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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jash725.bsky.social @jash725.bsky.social

It was so secretive that Iran knew what was coming because trump can’t keep his bragging lying mouth shut so they moved all their goodies ahead of the bombing. We’ve always sucked at war. We’re screwed because of how incompetent and stupid this administration is.

jun 26, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Addie 💅 Baddie @addibaddie.bsky.social

I can think of a different Hannibal that deserves his attention lol

jun 26, 2025, 12:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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fraziberry.bsky.social @fraziberry.bsky.social

A real genius…🤣😂🤡

jun 26, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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dcm04.bsky.social @dcm04.bsky.social

Rump directed this thing!!! That fat orange blob was falling asleep at the table in the situation room with his red nazi hat on!!! Have another drink Pete!!!🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

jun 26, 2025, 12:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Snowjob @snowjob.bsky.social

I feel like Trump has strong opinions about elephants

jun 26, 2025, 12:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Don Campbell @dcanam.bsky.social

Also, if it was the most secretive, how did Iran know it was coming? Enough so to evacuate facilities and move nuclear materials (?).

jun 26, 2025, 2:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Krista GJ @dove1234.bsky.social

Mmmm..No..

jun 26, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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🌹 nnx 🐁 ☮️🗽📎 @la.bonne.petite.sour.is

youtu.be/lsbcN9-jU1Y?...

jun 26, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social

Well, the fascist has always wanted to be treated like a dictator, and now he is -- laws don't apply to him, and his advisors applaud his self-perceived perfection in every public appearance. And, one presumes, private.

jun 26, 2025, 12:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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💙PaTresha 💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇦 @patresha10.bsky.social

Sure Jan🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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jun 26, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kruel2bkind @kruel2bkind.bsky.social

You’re going to tell me this Felon ball licker isn’t craving a taste right about now?

jun 26, 2025, 1:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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jmitchelldalton.bsky.social @jmitchelldalton.bsky.social

Hegseth would have released an epic poem giving everything away before Hannibal made it over the Alps.

jun 26, 2025, 1:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ioana Patringenaru @ioanapatrin.bsky.social

Clearly more complex than D-Day, to use something a little more recent

jun 26, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grumpy Zeus @grumpyzeus.bsky.social

He's standing at the Hannibal Lectern.

jun 26, 2025, 12:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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jash725.bsky.social @jash725.bsky.social

😂😂😂

jun 26, 2025, 12:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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deerwatcher.bsky.social @deerwatcher.bsky.social

the only people who didn't know it was coming were in a coma.

jun 26, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Will Baker @wbaker14.bsky.social

The saddest part is he probably believes what he’s saying. Never mind the fact that they just say these things so they can keep their jobs.

jun 26, 2025, 1:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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🍉Dusty Biker🇵🇸 @balme.bsky.social

Whiskey Pete is so addled he can’t remember D-Day

jun 26, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jason330 @jasonscott330.bsky.social

Also Trump is 10,000 feet tall and can shoot laser beams from his eyes.

jun 26, 2025, 12:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kimberlee @kibbitz.bsky.social

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jun 26, 2025, 1:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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gg54.bsky.social @gg54.bsky.social

Obama got Osama Bin Ladin Successfully.

jun 26, 2025, 1:12 pm • 0 0 • view